ITT: We try to guess where eachother lives based on Pros and Cons. I'll go first.
Pros:
>Weather is great
>Entertainment industry is huge
>Beaches, forests, mountains, deserts, all in 1 state
>Food is pretty good because of mexicos
Cons
>Said mexicos also pollute our society and use our tax money
>Fucking no water
>Liberal hell hole sometimes
>Our main natural disaster is earthquakes and those just happen fucking whenever.
It's not really trying if you spell it out like that....
SF
Sydney
kek
This thread sucks op
t. Califag
Los Angeles
That one
Pros:
Beautiful landscape
Cons:
Fucking Mormons
Pros:
> 4 distinct seasons
> Endless water
> Great breweries
> Fantastic suburbs
Cons:
> Roads are always terrible and yet somehow always under construction
> Niggers nigging to the extreme
> Embarrassing football team
> Expensive as fuck car insurance for no reason
Pros: good crack and heroin, thriving North African and Southeast Asian immigrant communities, great community college, lots of culture
Cons: Most snow in U.S., regular blacks on South & West side
where is Penn State
michigan
Pros:
>live 10 minutes from the beach
>always warm and sunny
Cons:
>old people everywhere, even more during winter
>heroin everywhere
correct
florida
pros: no serious natural disasters such as tornadoes and earthquakes
cons: city i live in is the hottest one in the state and white people everywhere
Yep you got it.
So a paradise.
Going to go with Eden, Garden of
Pros
>mild summers
>great skiing
>everyone is white
>high minimum wage
Cons
>icy fucking winters
>berniefags literally everywhere
>hippie scum
Alaska
California.
I live there (as well).
Pros:
Hitler
Cons:
Hitler kaputt
Arizona
Florida
Colorado
Pros:
>Cheap beer and cigarettes
>Lots of banks to choose from
>Hella mexican food
Cons:
>Rednecks FUCKING EVERYWHERE
>Christfags FUCKING EVeRYWHERE
>Old people FUCKING EVERYWHERE
>no clubs that aren't for dindus or rednecks
>boots and hats standard uniform cuz rednecks and "cowboys"
pros
tons of water
city is close by
best fast food restaurant in town
cons
my neighbor is a dick
it smells like pineapple
my friend is retarded
Vermont?
ARE YA READY KIDS
Pros:
>italian food
Cons:
>niggers
I didn't get it at first but then i got a good laugh
Texas
Italy
Tech is huge, Indians are everywhere, everyone drives a prius.
Pros:
Beautiful, always summer, hot grills
Cons:
Lots of rain in December and November, lots of homeless people, FUCKING MAINA BIRDS
Hawaii?
florida
El Salvador?
You got it
Pros:
> Good outdoor recreation
> Decent weather
Cons:
> Crowded as fuck
> Expensive
> Pretentious at times
> Overrated
Colorado
What is Utah?
mah nigga
Holy shit that's right
Oooh man i shoulda guessed it
>Pros
Racism
No one gives a fuck if your vehicle is road safe
Weather pretty nice except for piss hot summer and 0 degree winter.
Niggers actually know they're place and accept it.
>Cons
Shitty public schools
Shitty roads and drivers
Everything is taxed
Literally everything
Too many niggers
Wrong
Australia?
South america?
Ill make it easy
Pros
Hot girls
Cons
Niggers everywhere nowadays
>boring as fuck
>poser rednecks who think they are country
>stupid people
>bipolar weather
Pros
>warm
>nice and green most of the time (some call it green country)
>lots of colleges
>not too many people but not barren
>hint: our bird is the Scissortail
Their*
Nope. I like to imagine it's similar. No kangakrews though.
Minnesota?
The dumb state that looks like a pot?
Pros: pretty decent resort area
Mild climate
Cons: Military virtually half the population.
Military virtually half the population
Screwed for work if not military
Wages suck dick
We have great beer, a history of violence, biggest slavetraders, many of our grandfathers were wrong during WW2, almost all the drugs comes into the continent through our port, i can smoke a joint and fuck your mom when she is at work.
pros
>age of consent 14
cons
>SANDniggers everywhere
Well, stoners are either seen as hippies or pretentious and i guessed colorado on what turned out to be Vermont so..
Austria or a swiss? Maybe scandinavia?
south africa
What? No, continental USA
South Carolina
Pros
> Wealthier state
> Mild weather
> Close to the city
Cons
> Shitty capitol
> Constant road work
> too many special snowflakes
> winter till april
Pros:
>decent minimum wage
>beautiful as hell
>amazing camping
>good Mexican food
>cheap weed and acid
Con's:
>why the fuck are shrooms so hard to find?
>Mexicans everywhere
>rednecks everywhere
>only the niggest of nigs live here
>zero decent cities
>weather is bipolar
>anal
Somewhere in Canada?
Ohio
arkansas?
Colorado
District of Columbia?
New Mexico?
Arkansas?
Texas.
Correct very, very correct.
Pros:
Paradise
Cons:
Shit traffic, everything expensive, all you fuckers insist on coming here for vacation
Taylor SWift suCks so fuck off u faggot
Aloha...I'm probably on some no fly list.
Pros
>All seasons are beautiful
>Best lobster in the world
>93% of the population is white
>So many outdoor activities
>Lots of great beaches
>Sense of community and unity wherever you are
>one of the nicest states in the US
Cons
>So many retarded rednecks
>Every fucking summer hundreds of french canadian tourists come in and act like they own the place
>Winters are cold and make the roads shit
>fucking ticks everywhere
>Most overlooked state in the US, no one even knows it exsists
Aleppo?
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Hawaii
Maine
Aloha faggot
yessir, that was fast
Wisconsin?
Masachusets?
Cali
I read record books almost religiously as a kid...the lobster gave it away
Pros:
> amazing terrain
> old russian catacombs (not russia)
> many friendly people
> almost no crime
Cons:
> lots of annoying drunk russians
> too much rain
> shit tv channels
> pödrad
Pros:
>literally everyone is white
>outdoors as fuck
>fresh air
>hardly any people
>people are friendly as hell if you're white
>sjw culture? Not here
>best chairs in the world
Cons:
>there are no jobs
>you will eventually get lonely and bored
>mosquitoes
>taxes
>get used to rain
>mosquitoes
>constantly reminded of the city
Alabama
Oregon?
Not even close
Nyet
>Pros
>Temperate at all times of year
>No native deadly animals
>Beautiful scenery
>No nignogs
>Cons
>Shit sports teams
>Rains a bit more than some people might appreciate
>No one can drive correctly
>Quakes sometimes
Nope but not terrible guesses
>Pros
>Bread
>food
>Permanent revolution
>cons
>full of sandnigger
>full of cunt
>full of coward
yup but what city?
Washington state.
Flagstaff