Has anybody here ever banged their own mom?

has anybody here ever banged their own mom?

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is that your mom OP, can i suck her nipples?

no this is my mom actually

It's Sup Forums, of course someone has

She is hot
Btw , since i exist i touch my mom like nothing. I guess she likes it. I have make out with her and stuff, isnt creepy at all she only have raised me in a lovrly way like treating me like his bf. But we do it qithout my dad notice it

No but I banged your Mom

Crikey

>picture of the secretary of defense for russia
You're an idiot that is not your mum.

Oedipus, that guy who's complex your psychiatrist keeps refering to when you twll him what you post on here

Post moar of your mommy

where can you go to find a yummy mummy?

i want to bang a lady in her late 30s and call her mommy

>secretary of defense
the fuck are you on about?

her last summer

She had you at three years old Fuck,you post ha pic that is close to maybe being real

no shes 36 actually

Any mall. Hell, or just find a cougar bar - there is absolutely one in every shitty town big enough to have 2 gas stations.

She looks friendly. Do you still hug her?

>his

i wish i did. dont know how to

You CAN'T be THAT stupid. It's UNbelievable

how do I know what's a "cougar bar" and what isn't? what do I do once I'm there?

help, I really need a loving mommy to teach a shitty virgin like me how to fuck

most of the cases (20-30) on the planet are REALLY fat and ugly women with brain damage. I would like to have a hot mom too and bang her like there is no tomorrow, go vacations with her, fuck her whenever i want etc etc... but this is not happening.

Fingered my mom once. Never fucked though.

yes, when I was younger she used to let me masturbate on her lap, sometimes she even lent me a hand

story or it never happened

got a stepmom that I want to bang. no luck yet.

Your Mom, eh? So, you're russian?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalia_Poklonskaya

I did when I was 15.
All it did was make shit awkward as fuck between us for a while

story or it never happened

you are literally 12 years old, aren't you?

Lrn2google. Seriously, this is not that hard.
And then go there. Sit at the bar and order a drink. Drink it. If you don't get picked up and taken home within 1-2 beers or whatever, then you might be unfuckably ugly.
... Which just means, go there later. Don't worry, you will be getting laid, for sure. That's what cougar bars are for.

And, yes, you really can just google that shit.

>be me but 14
>home after major surgery
>Keep those stitches clean
>After lunch everyday,Mom tasks a soapy wet >washcloth to my stitches
> Feeling better
>After lunch it's washup time
>Warm soapy washcloth his my ball sack >while she cleans the wound
>bonertime.jpg
>Close my eyes wishing I was on another >planet
>Mom keeps washing
>cumbuckets.exe
>Mom cleans me up and leaves the room
>Next day I'm old enough to wash myself

what? I thought I'd be the one doing all the work

they have these places in the near London right?

Kek and checked

the son on mum comics are objectively boner inducing when ur 20 odd years old and horny as fuck

to be sexually attracted to ur own mother would be an undeniable ear marking to mental illness and masculine weakness of the highest calibre i cant think of a lower trait a man could possess. what bitch, life too hard? tried to climb back inside your mothers womb? kys.

not yet. any tips on how to get her or my sister on my dick? which should i go after?

Yes, and yes. lmgtfy.com/?q=best cougar bar in london
... Seriously, go get 'em tiger.

>be me
>be 11-12 can't remember long time ago
>have divorced parents live with mom
>knew about sex from porn stash in friends tree house
>we were poor so in winter to save money we shared room/bed sometimes
>spooning my mom for heat
>sport rock hard puberty wood younowwhatimtalkinabout
>mom reaches back to move me
>grabs tip of dick
>pauses
>sighs
>squeezes
>lightly tugs
>I reach down into her panties
>full bush
>inexperienced fingers trying to find her hole
>finally find it sofuckingwet
>finger her pussy
>she strokes my cock until I explode
>30secondchumplol
>sooo tired
>fall asleep but feel bed rocking as I do
>last time ever shared a bed with her

I really should keep a greentext of this in a .txt.
> be me
> be autistic
> be cuddling with mom (see above)
> both fall asleep
> wake up
> play with her tits
> she starts playing with my dick
> spreads her legs
> pulls me on top
> guides me in
> go at it
> cum buckets inside her
> roll over
> back to sleep
> wake up
> she's not there
> never said a word of it

Somewhat related, does anyone use his mom as a wingwomen to get cougar pussy?

i. e. she hooks you up with hot friends of hers in the same age group

*wingwoman

how autistic are you? joey autistic?

sister for reference. how do I do it? how would you do it? who should I focus on?

Holy fuck. Go for your mom first.

blackmail her.

how? thought sis would be easier since she's a virgin and naive.

with what? do I blackmail her into something small like a handjob first? explain

here's my mum, but i can't share any info about her or our love making

My mother is like 63 but I'm convinced she tried to rape/sexual assault me when I was little, I remember sleeping in the same bed as her when my dad left to go to work for a few days. I know she would try to touch my dick, I'd sleep in boxers and like I could feel her hand on my inner thigh or some shit. I also believe she tried putting her hand down my pants, but I mean, fuck I was like 10 or 12. It was disturbing, like I'd scoot away from her and jump every time she touched me. It didn't really scar me but I still remember it and it's kind of disturbing, I just kept it to myself though.

I didn't see my mother that way at all, she is my mom. I wasn't physically or sexually attracted to her, if I had let her do what she wanted, she probably would have given me a handjob or even sucked me off. I think she also found me physically/sexually attractive because my dad and her haven't fucked in like 20 years, but my mom also has some mental disorders so I'm not sure if that contributed to her actions of trying to touch me/sexual assault me. Has anyone else's mom done something like this? Like tried to forcibly touch your penis or do something sexual to you, it was creepy for me.

Get her drunk and ease into sex talk. Get more and more explicit.

Was nearly chris-chan tier at the time, now almost a normie

I fapped so hard to this:
bestofama.com/amas/nmmjr

LMAO @ black square over face... but not mirror.

not you again... dude everyone has her photo. This specific photo.

picture picture in the mirror

You have to know something about her she doesn't want out.Has she made out with another girl or sucked one of your friends off?

you'll love this then

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Mmmm chubby nerdy slutty girls with big tits, I'd fuck your sister hard. I have lower standards so in my eyes she isn't terrible looking, I'd give her like a 5 or something. I'm just really into slutty, nerdy and chubby girls, especially if they have a decent face and big tits. Your sister has a decent face, she isn't really ugly tbh.

like say what? how would you do it? do I just put my hand up her dress while talking?

Your mom is the bomb

>haha they will never see past this black square

>mirror.

I'd fuck your sister. Moar pics.

ive thought about how it would be to cum on her braces or catch her coming out of the shower. how would you fuck her? could I watch or would you leave her for me after?

The other IAMA was so fucking hot when she got up on top of son, pulled her panties to the side and fucked him.

want to cummy in mummy

more plz

She is from Ukraine nigro

oh shite. how do i delete my mum's pic from the internet?

how? she's a nerd. i know she will one day use a lightsaber as a fucktoy. ideas?

i just realised that's the same guy who became a mod on /r/incest the other day

ML /V01E84CD

MUMMY WUMMY NEED MY CUMMY

You four years old?

Maybe play truth or dare

dude idgaf if shes a nerd, id ram that virgin pussy all night and make her beg for my cum.

Would love to titty fuck her and then finish on her face and glasses, any bikini pics of with a better view of her great tits?

Drink some wine with her and then fuck her. Looks like she wants it.

No one seemed to ask about the very first sexual encounter... bummer

...

MOUNT MAMA AND PUMP HAPPY MILK IN HER TUMMY :3333

Drink and then get her horny

text her some bullshit text about dinner or something, wait a few minutes and text her a dick pic...be all...OH shit sorry! that was meant for someone else

damn she sexy. I'd eat that pussy, lick them titties and suck them toes if it was my mom.

pic not mom but aunt.

My own mother? Never.
My friend's mother's however...

like she'd be impressed by the cock she had to clean for year while he was a child. Step your game up bro.

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sis and cousins

anyone think they could get my mum and sis at the same time? how would that work?

Man you just fucked me up with that because my mom was basically the same except with my mental shit.

She would get drunk off her ass after having a Scizo session and try to touch me or grab my ass and shit, all the while convinced that I was sexually abuse as a young child by SOMEONE ELSE.

Be me now. 19.Tons of fucked up fetishes including incest because of sexual abuse not listed above.

it was attached to the pic of his fat tittied sister

Who is she?

/G4E4F978

Thank me later

fucking newfags

MUMMY NATALIA

VERY PRETTY LADY))))))

my bad, just realized. yeah that troll looks like she'd go for some bro dick

Ya my mom started jerking me off in a swimming pool when I was like 8 or 9. She asked me if I liked it and I said "no" because I thought I might get in trouble if I said "yes". So she stopped and said "maybe when youre older".

Then in my late teens and early 20s we had sex a lot. Her now husband who just starting dating her shortly after we started this was aware of it and ok with it.

I felt very loved like it wad an expression of her.love for me.

We are otherwise a very normal family. Upper middle class, typical suburbans, etc.

Vut my mom also has mental health issues. Shes bi polar but you can't tell as her meds work well for her.

Good job blurring the mirror, retard...

pad?

God I want to fuck her

Yea she does..I bet she would love to slob a knob

More please!