I'm a veteran who almost died in Iraq, and nothing about soccer says that it has any value to the average American
FIFA is a corrupt body that hates America
Most soccer players hate America
Our own national TEAM demands to be paid when they should be playing for free - what the fuck is up with that? Do any other athletes demand to be paid when they play for America?
Get this foreign, unamerican bullshit off American soil.
Fuck you communist spy stop trying to ban our freedoms
I don't take advice from welfare leeches
>Communist
>watching soccer
You may want to reevaluate your definition of Communist, you border jumping spic.
>game ends in a tie
>Everyone wins
Nothing more socialist than that bullshit.
Let me know when a soccer player helps America out.
>welfare leech
What have you done for America?
Oh right, you're a fat NEET in your basement.
While I was out getting shot at in Iraq, you were jacking off into a sock in middle school
>Our own national TEAM demands to be paid when they should be playing for free - what the fuck is up with that? Do any other athletes demand to be paid when they play for America?
commy scum
>Let me know when a soccer player helps America out.
Nothing will be more American than the USA winning the World Cup and dominating the world at this shit sport, that Americans do not care about in the first place.
WOW!!! YOU HAVE SERVED IN THE ARMY BECAUSE YOU COULDNT GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY.. TOP KEK STFU
>im a veteran who almost died in iraq
Nah youre a retard who fought a war over oil, and most definetley could not have gotten into a good college out of highschool.
>hes in the army
LMFAO WHAT A RETARD!
why going all the way to iraq when you could get shot easily at home
You mean the same World Cup that allows American enemies like Iran and Cuba to play in?
Yeah, lets put American lives at risk for that. Fucking moron
OP so ass devastated that he makes a whole thread about being ass devastated.
Actually the football team of USSR would've kicked your ass all day everyday.
>get shipped off to illegal war
>my opinion is more valid than yours
Fucking dropped.
>all these newfags in charge of recognizing pasta
>soccer
>not having some of the most dar right fans on the planet
Wouldn't expect anything else from a cuck like you desu senpai
kek
>Yeah, lets put American lives at risk for that. Fucking moron
You talk as if we're a bunch of pussies.
Better than my country being full of Muslims walking around like they have rights, like they are in your shithole
You know how many Muslims we would've gotten rid of by now if we were being attacked by them on a daily basis like they are in Eurabia?
>far right
Yeah, the same far right in Europe that wants equal rights for everyone?
We don't believe in that shit here in America
Most veterans find soccer insulting.
>he thinks people respect veterans
Bro its not 1975 anymore.
>this thread
>not obvious bait
is that why the average military member gets laid more often than the average nu-male?
>most veterans find soccer insulting
And ALL veterans have a low IQ, and an even smaller savings account.
Lmao. Please kys loser.
You forgot North Korea Tyrone.
>hes comparing amount of sex had
Jesus christ you are an retard huh?
Soccer has only 1 (one) benefit to the United States
the butthurt it causes other countries to lose to us, there's nothing like beating the rest of the world in their own game
>I'm a veteran who almost died in Iraq
You mean you're a mouthbreathing idiot who had a choice between going to prison and joining the army.
What's the pasta?
Do you legit think people respect vets? All the kids from my town who went to tve army were wayyy too retarded to go to college and we all just sorta laugh at them/dont talk to them when we see them out since they were never the cool kids anyways.
>(you)
I was stationed in Nuremburg. Your country is full of fucking pussies. While you're out watching Fussball, Achmed is raping your wife and daugther.
That's what we don't need in America. America is full of guys like me, and fortunately, not beta bitch boys like you
Yeah, lets enable the Spics in our country into thinking they belong in our society by adopting their sport.
Do you even like America? Why don't you move to Eurabia?
kekking very hard at this thread
>all this low quality bait
This is a fun thread. What's your pay grade bro?
>/sp
>I'm a veteran who almost died in Iraq
haha, nobody cares
>im a veteran who almost died in Iraq
take your Reddit Gold and leave
Why arent you replying to posts where you are absolutley getting BTFO?
We all know you couldnt have gone to a good school out of HS and had to settle for the army like the retard you are.
>America is full of guys like me
Mouth breathing retards who join the army because it's the only career path available to them?
You might be right about that.
See what all the non-Americans think of us?
This is what you want to expose American lives to? These people hate us. These people don't like us. They would rather be around Muslims than us.
The military provides public subsidized career paths for below average high school students.
/thread
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There's a reason why you speak English and I am proud to say I know zero words of any foreign language.
We own you. You don't have any rights over me.
Bro... Think about what you just wrote.
>I'm a veteran who almost died in Iraq
wow, so you're a veteran of america's 2nd most pointless war in history that achieved absolutely nothing and only made things worse in the region
you must be so proud
So you're not going to admit that soccer provides zero benefit to America, unlike basketball or football or even baseball (which in itself is starting to get a shitload of foreigners)
>See what all the non-Americans think of us?
You're dumb.
I'm probably one of not many europeans that actually likes US and your culture. Mostly South, tho. But i will always despise attention bitches, and army puppet bois.
Is Sup Forums so bored they need to respond to blatant shitposting threads?
wew
You guys do realize OP is joking, right?
Answer what benefit has soccer given to America?
Why do you want us to play a clearly foreign sport that has nothing to do with the history of America?
Typical army brainwashing.
>I'm a veteran who almost died in Iraq,
Amerifat can't even die properly
You are a retard and im laughing at you.
MLS should be banned but the national team is good for nationalist sentiment. Anything good for nationalist sentiments is good for America.
The MNT stays.
What did you getting shot in Iraq do for America? Oh yeah, nothing except piss away taxpayer money.
>soccer is Un-American.
This is, like, the dumbest possible opinion to throw out there, because there's not even a rebuttal do it, it's a meaningless statement.
"America is all the things it was before, and this new thing is anti-America."
No it's fucking not. America is all the things it was before what? 1960? 1945? 1865? Go fuck yourself. Did you bitch this hard when cell-phones were invented? How about stuffed-crust pizza? The internet?
If you insist on trolling, have at it, but this is just another "everything i don't like sucks" thread, made by yet another lonely user who's scared of anything that didn't exist when his brain started to atrophy.
Rest my case.
>everyone replying seriously
fine. ban it. it isnt like anyone in the world is forcing north americans to play.
so who cares?
no one really cares about your "soccer" anyway.
we dont hate you, just dont care either, at least in what comes to soccer.
Serious question OP...
Are you Ann Coulter?
No one in America thinks about what foreign trash like yourself thinks about us
I only care that this shit is being shoved down American throats when this shit should be as illegal as ISIS
It bothers me that little kids play this foreign bullshit. It bothers me that adults are trying to make a living playing this foreign bullshit because they can't play a real sport
It's insulting to everyone who has died for this flag
this guy gets it
/thread
She's anti-soccer?
Delet
hehe
This flag means nothing, i would never die for it.
Fuck anyone who died for the american flag, what retards.
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Try throwing in a few more "cucks", "numales", and "faggots". You are not getting your point across strong enough yet.
>Actually the football team of USSR would've kicked your ass all day everyday.
To be honest though they had a very large talent pool with that many people, and because living under the USSR was mostly shit for average people it would've been seen as a way out. Then also just imagine how intensive that doping regime must have been.
>reward the worst team in the league
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so. if its so insulting, how come we dont see other war veterans just hating this sport as much as you?
In fact, im sure it wouldnt be too hard to find some war veterans like you who dont care about soccer. Some might even like it.
But im sure it should be very hard to find other US soldiers and war vets that hate it in the same way you do.
Why is that?
Oh i know, your fucking crazy. Get help, see a doctor before that shit escalates to just another killing spree from a madman (im talking about you) who no one will remember in 3 years.
Yeah. She said during the last world cup how anti-american she thought it was. Was pretty funny though to be honest - she's a masterful troll whether she's trying to be or not.
There definitely is a correlation to being a beta/weak and being a soccer fan in America.
I've already started a petition to get it banned from my local school district so my future kids will never have to play it
The US has the most successful women's football team. Maybe she doesn't care enough to know or was deliberately trying to be inflammatory.
t. NuMale Cuck
Shouldn't you prep your bull?
Call the burn unit desu.
you should of dieded there para ser honesto
>Maybe she doesn't care enough to know or was deliberately trying to be inflammatory.
Almost certainly both, but none the less entertaining. The caricature of the blowhard U.S jingoist is fucking hilarious to me which is why I quite like OP (whether he's trolling, or not) as well as Coulter. In more of a 'laughing at' kind of way, of course. But laughing none the less.
This pasta used to be posted every time the USMNT played
>Soldiers fought and died for your freedom, so now I have the right to tell you how to use it
Why do so many veterans think this way?
>literally risking your life for trillionaire kike industrialists
you are an even bigger welfare queen the person you were replying to!
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Fucking kek
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>land of the free
>wants to ban a childs game.
Wish you had died in Iraq desu.
>Most veterans find soccer insulting.
alright ya pog calm down
Yeah, because getting attacked on 9/11 means that we should do nothing
Idiot.
Jesus would turn the other cheek tbqh
good goyim
TRUMP 2016
enjoy your '''''''freedom'''''' you simpleminded unread zilch
wut?
Are you actually serious?
Do Americans unironically believe this?
The war in Afghanistan was the response to 9/11, Iraq and Saddam Hussein had ABSOLUTE NOTHING to do with it
Goddamnit Americans, pls for goodness' sake, educate yourselves.
These things are important!
>almost died
lol soft cunt
Murdering all those Libyans was for their freedom too! 99% of them have no idea what I'm talking about. At best they'll say ''muh benghazi."
>identified as b8 and pasta
>people keep replying and getting frustrated
never change, Sup Forums
I'm not even mad, this was good
So, you enjoying all those Arabs in your country?
At least we're killing them. You faggots are welcoming them in.
Maybe they can all be Real Madrid or Bayern Munich fans!
Gaddafi was about to massacre a whole bunch of people, brah
We had to bomb the shit outta him. We just fucked up the nation-building part. And it was an international effort, with Obama saying we were "Leading from behind". So really, fuck all ya'll, that ain't just our mess
>belarus talking down to america about freedom
Confusing and hilarious. Well done.