Me on the left (eating popcorn)

Me on the left (eating popcorn)

please have sex

>vipers jersey

Just goes to show how stupid cumsluts are, only the enlightened wear vipers jerseys

Fun fact: the vipers played the nhl all stars in an exihibition game and won

So you're saying I should visit a prostitute? Where do I even find one? How do I stay safe? Will she laugh at me for being shit at sex?

Iktf bruhbruh

Sex is overrated desu

But who is camera? Prolly viperkids 11/10 waifu, pretty based desu

Me under the couch peeking through...waiting for these fuckers to go away already.

Why the fuck would you hire a prostitute for sex mate?

Why not get a regular girl? That's what I did, and I'm a pathetic sack of shit, so if I can do it then you can probably do it man

sex is overrated desu

>bring popcorn to sex gathering
>don't

reached Chad McChadinson tier

>none of these plebs know who the vipers are

Sure is underage in here

How fat?

Me in the back (on the computer)

Fuck, the girl on the rights ass is amazing

how do i into having a gf

desu id most rather be the viper geezer in this situation

>awkwardly cuddling some dumb bitch on a couch (MAJOR beta alert)
>trying to make out with a girl with others around you
>literally being pinned to the ground when you just want to watch footy with the lads

viper geez gives no fucks and just enjoys doing his own thing, look at him munch down on it

that one with blue dress or left from her

When I walk into a party (I'm holding the camera)

gosh that 2nd from right is ugly as fuck

Most left is obviously best grill.