Can I get an 'ITT: cringiest moments of our lives' thread? I'll start.
>Fall asleep reading fanfiction of a certain show that has it's own Sup Forums board
>reading it on iPad
>Fuck with the screen while sleeping
>mfw I accidentally shared the link to the story on my FB page
>watching Schindler's List in class
>snapchatting my bro
>try to take a picture of the girls tits
>flash is on
>whole class looks at me in anger
>kms
>15
>decide to jack it off
>bedroom door jammed so that is not an option
>go into the bathroom and start going ham
>on the verge of blasting when mother pops in
>she sees me on the shitter with dick in my hand and phone in the other
>mfw
>watching movie about nuclear history in class
>always had a crush on english teacher
>she's wearing the cutest strap sandals
>try to take a picture
>phone makes LOUD camera sound
>phone pointed at her feet
>class looks at me in disgust
... do you still have the picture?
>be in 4th grade
>running for class prez
>make a point to remind everybody that elections shouldn't just be popularity contests and that they should elect the most qualified person
>time comes for all candidates to speak before the class about why they should be elected
>my turn
>get up on stage, stammer for about 30 seconds, and walk away in tears
>people still remember to this day
no. ):
hahahahaha thats so funny
lol
Ur turn to share :)
>be walking down the street
>wearing new shoes, still getting used to them
>start stumbling in the most awkward way
>street is suddenly wet and slippery
>fall on my chest while giving a weird "aaaah" like if i were working out or something
>get up instantly
>assess damage
>a couple watching me from across the street
>a hot girl and your typical dudebro
>they are holding their laugh so hard
>for some reason i say to them "guys, i see you!!"
>it comes out in the most wimpiest/ cringiest voice ever heard on earth
>the couple can't contain it anymore and start laughing like fucking hienas
>i continue walking, they continue laughing
>go around the corner, continue walking down another street
>i can still hear them laughing
fuck, i'll never recover from that shit, they probably still tell the story about that day
>be 12 or some gay shit
>was very influenced by atheist youtubers
>i argued with people in the comments about Christianity
>make countless posts to fb about how I was an atheist and how god isn't real
>look at them now, many years later
>tie noose
Damn son, I can relate to that.
>This TAA guy is reel smart, I'll just repeat whatever he says so I can look smart too!
That's what you get for being a horsefucker and having a Facebook. :)
Also should have just played it off as "it's just a prank bro"
don't be mean to me
also I tried that, it only worked on the old people
Did the exact opposite. Used to go in discussion with Atheists about how you can't prove God doesn't exist and shit.
I deleted that YT channel
That's so much more cringe inducing, holy shit. I can relate to both sides of the situation though.
No matter what side of the spectrum you fall on, I think we can mostly agree that internet religious debates are inherently cringy, not to mention pointless.
Sorry mate, didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Finding this pic
Fuck you guy - i've been a master internet debater for 32 years and my whole time ive never met a Ad Hominem like you.
You are wrong and a bad person.
It's okay, just remember to try to get along
This IS Sup Forums after all
Nice circular reasoning dinkface. By that logic whales are extinct yeah? Maybe you should stop with the ad populum and get on my level
What are you trying to do to my brain!?
>be me
>18
>MILITARY FAG INBOUND
>also hardcore furfag
>one of the reasoned i enlisted is so i can go to germany, for a fur convention
>tell my sjw friend my plan....
>shes down with milifagging until i slip eurofur in there
>ask me if i fuck dogs
>this whole time im in a fursuit but she doesnt think im wearing it for fursuiting but for the party for kids
>unironically wearing a fursuit at a kida party and enjoying the attention
>she brings me to another room
>ask me why am i wearing the suit
>i say because it makes me happy
This was a couple weeks ago
enrich it and help make your time on the Internet feel more productive
Where were you when you discovered that there is no benevolent dictator of the universe?
Everyone remembers their first heresy.
I bet you were just walking back from the grocery store trying to find your keys whilst holding the shopping bags, and just before you go inside you stop and think to yourself "Oh. Right. We're all alone. Of course. Fuck."
YOU'RE a dinkface! hah!
Nah fam, just growing up, learning about science and shit and seeing how everything fits together
I kinda wanted to believe more then I actually did, to believe fairy tales and shit existed.
C H E C K E D
>be gone from Sup Forums
>come back
>"cuck" has surpassed the frequency of "fag"
Total truth man... twas a sad day when i returned
Show tits or gtfo bitch
>be 17
>at a local game store
>before xbox one was out
>waiting in line with dad who drove me to the store so i can buy gta vice city
>some guy behind us says "so you excited for the xbox one?"
>i panicked being the fanboy i am
>i turn around and in the cringiest voice ever "ooooohhhh yess i am"
>sounded like i was trying to dirty talk
>tfw i dont even know if it was me he was talking to the store was busy
>tfw i cringe hard looking back on it
Aww fuck off, was telling a story not lookin for attention...kys not knowing context faggot
Matches my triple 7s and raises me the triple 9!
Yur done lernin' kid, because you just graduated from Sup Forums university with flying trips.
Did your post also noscope?
>have to do shitty time taking job at school competition
>get in group with a girl i had a crush on for 2 years
>turns out she likes me
>really likes me
>we talk for hours (this thing will take the whole day)
>constantly touches me when talking
>enjoy the fuck out of it but nervous as hell
>drink water
>drink too much
>barf it on the ground
>don't dare to look at her
>just stare to the front
>complete silence after that and until the rest of my schooltime
This is why you should never leave the house/kitchen. Even if you fuck the sandwhich up, you wont hear my laughing over the sounds of a black eye.
Nihilism causes trips confirmed
Im a guy.
Duuuude. but you get the assist bro!! Duude..
Oh, so guys can't make sandwiches you fucking sexist cunt. Thats two black eyes, and a perforated anus.
Hey guys i found the tumblr user!
I'll stick a tumblr in yo' ass.
I legitimately stammer and have never done anything this cringe
Fuck, me too son
Theres nothing cringe about having a stammer. Thats like being an every-day rapper.
> YouTube being around when you were 12
How's high school treating ya?
What I meant was I can never recall stammering so bad in a speech giving situation
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