Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Claim your waifu and discuss.

Obligatory claim.

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Britfag Maki Claimed.

D D D D D Desu

Dab.

>Kek, you're adorable.

I... want you to pat my head...

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Pfft, watch and learn.

>Mind sharing a few hugs, please?
>I'd, really appreciate a couple, if you could.
>After all, you're still a qt...

I'd still pay for them, though.
They're worth it.

Rory claimed

QOTT - do you have a specific mug you use for drinking tea / coffee?

Nice, thanks m8.

Sounds like come Cicada 3301 stuff. Any progress made?

Haha, late night eating makes everything taste better.

Kek, glad to help.

My apologies.

He's a music producer who's known for his meme worthy catchphrases. Guy blew up threw snap chat.

>DMR is a bitch weapon
I bet you like the Unica :^)

It is annoying deal with SKS spammers though, not gonna lie.

>Best idol claimed

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kagami claimed...
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f-for me?
Wew, thanks Rikka~
>Dubs
Thank you very much~!
O-oh..
>Whip out pistol
>Point it to my head
I'm sorry ;-;
>Dubs dab

Claiming

Cicada was mentioned before actually.
Now we're at a dead end shitposting until a new video is released.

I guess that's cute. Sure I'll give you a hug.
>hugs

Now then. Are you finished with tests and school for now?

I have one xbox huge mug that I use as much as possible.

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>pats head softly
Too cute.

Eh, they're worth giving to you for free. No charge, don't worry about it.

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Dubs and thighs~

Alright, it could have been an 8 almost 9. The world building was one of the most creative ones I've ever seen.

>the person who created this image watches anime

it's okay, i took the rounds out of your pistol earlier!!

Claimerino

A boring world where the concept of dirty jokes doesn't exist.

Anna scared me witless.

Not offended. Just my heart can't take such degrees of lewdness

>they are without a doubt great legs

Feels bad, but I got this sweet photo of me staring into the sunset with my back to the camera

>I feel like a moviestar

I got a mug that says "have a nice day" on it, but "piss off" on the bottom

I make sure Darcy is around when I drink coffee

Akiko claimed

What?
>tfw had tuna and peaches for dinner

Oh ok I don't really follow internet celebrities. Ain't got time fo dat. Thanks for filling me in

Good taste~

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Thanks... Not that I liked it or anything shit's gay yo

My day was nice. I left friends dorm and now I'm back here. Somehow the chicken I made turned out amazing. Anything new with you?

Also he's palestinian. He was never actually a "DJ" but rather a radio personality.
Hi akibro

Thank you~

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>check'd

Shit I wasn't expecting that many replies, sorry about that I should have explained I was going off to eat dinner after that post.

You're welcome

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Hey, wanna go to Disneyland?

None. Thinking about getting me a viking horn to drink out of though

Most of the time I have nothing but AUG and FN2000 fags
>wanting to use revolver like texan cowboy

What character?

Another one


Good to see two anons with the same waifu totally fine sharing and oh you and your drinking

Oh bb let's! ;)

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My hearth can't take this
Great thighs wherever I look
Is this Heaven?
>dubs
>little did Kagami know, she actually forgot the round loaded in the chamber
>Because she's air force
>thighs

>not knowing katawa shoujo

FeelsBadMan

>hugs
My appreciation.

Eh, I'm honestly not. I've been barely showing up during the night around here, but at least I'm doing decently so far.

I'll keep being busy for at least another month, but that's expected.

What about you?
I hope you've had any luck finding a decent job.

Are you sure?
I'm willing to pay in lewds, you're worth it.
No charge don't worry about it.

Didney worl?

spiderman claimed

Is that tomoko?

Youre welcome meguqt

I will tone it down around you, I would hate to kill a friend!

>Thank you, my favorite feature

Well I gotta go fix games now see yall later

hahaha!!! im not chiar force so i didn't forget!!!
>i took the firing pin out anyways!!

Can say if you like it, it's all good. I like giving them out.

Glad your day is going well, cute stuff. Chicken? Nice, happy it turned out well.

Me? Nah, I'm just relaxing because it's Saturday. Also conversing with your adorable self, so nothing too special.

That must be uncomfortable.

That's fucking expensive, Tats.

Singles check'd as well.
>matches the character I guess

youtube.com/watch?v=mjnAE5go9dI

He's a fucking cool guy I couldn't kick off at him. And I'm not normally here at this time so out of sight out of mind I guess.

Might start again to get through, I'm fucking enthralled with the angler shit.

Yes

Go back to sleep

I have a Kyouko mug.

Hey there Karen, how are things?

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Why are you doing this to me?

Ayy welcome back spidey

Jokes on you mine has crippling social anxiety

DIDNEY WURL?!

It just might be. Can't have heaven without thighs~

>That must be uncomfortable.
I agree, wet clothes are uncomfortable.

Kinda hard to drink with the cork still in.

>I'm willing to pay in lewds
Your friendship is more than enough payment.

I mean, it looks lewd. But really in her head she wants to get out.

2 hours left on my shift, might as well see what's going on.
>Tfw we're 21 days into May and no 3rd DLC confirmation
>Tfw Juri will probably be released August 31st
>Fucking kill me now this very instant

I have this massive mug that can hold 1,2 litres and is bigger than my face. I use it every morning when I drink a litre of black tea

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Not in the mood for measles, thanks

Hope the rest of your shift goes well, lovely. And that you get home safe.

>You'll make it, you're strong.

oooh! i gots another one for yall

"How the fuck did I end up in here"

That's what she's thinking probably.

Ah well, I won't tell you how to live your life, but I will suggest not throwing away part of your schooling. Even if it is barely bearable.

>hugs a little firmer, holds hip and rests head on shoulder

I unfortunately have not been too lucky. This Monday tho, I'm going to a temp agency and will see how it works out.

See ya later~
>Check's
Well.... There goes my plan kek
You
I like how you think!

No, keep going

>I can die happy at least

Sorry, can't do that

>we can't let you leave just yet

Yes, it's a mug with the Gemini symbol on it.

Oh really? Well hopefully something comes up soon.

No problem. Yeah it's probably best to just ignore that stuff but when your normalfag friends spout his sayings it's hard.

The FN2000? I've barley seen that in action.
>Deagle all the way.

If you're paying.

See ya Rikka.

I'm just kissing it before I actually go :p
I want to play ranked, but I'm too lazy to get to level 3 :/
sea world

Damnit, you noticed it. Time to fix it.

I mean, that's what I'd probably be thinking.

What an odd situation to be in, do artists think of this while they're drawing it?

They have to be.

I don't even drink either.
>I like giving them out.
Ayy.
Lewd.
I noticed it the first time but haven't said anything until now, its still nice either way.

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I assume she did it in the name of art.

Ohta confirmed best waifu

I came

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I like that. Listen to Bird Seed by Whitehouse.

guess you're staying alive today~

English teacher sighted. Still got your job?

>dat pic

My heart...

Welp, I'm going for a ride on the ATV
Hope I don't have an accident~
See ya later qt skele

Can't wait for overwatch to come out in two days!
Just been browsing the /mena/ thread on Sup Forums. Was playing heroes of the storm but I got bored, tried to sleep and it didn't work and now I'm here desu.
Downloading photoshop as well, might as well try to learn.

see above desu, anything new with you? what time is it in belgium?

I like that tease of cleavage~

>normalfag friends
I ditched those a while ago, no ragrets

>noticed
Hey Ellen

you better not!!! be safe megumin!!!
>see ya top qt mage

Hi Ellen, how are you doing?
>Karen

How late is it for you?

Because you're a cool dude
>not a reference from the fat dude

Never played it because I don't have those DLCs expect night operations ;_; great mode tho. Wish it was more than just zavod. Would love to see hainon at night

How to level up super fast?

Maybe.

Hi.

Fuck vice. It's all about SA lol
>shinoa

nevermind, can't do it without it looking like horse shit. pretend she's opening it with her mouth.

But of course. I can't actually let myself die BEFORE August, afterwards though is completely fine.
>I appreciate it.
I don't want to leave, I want Juri to break my fucking spine already.

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go for it waifus

Milk.

I'm the only person on the planet that doesn't care about Overwatch, aren't I?

Eh, happy you're having fun anyways. Photoshop, eh? That's a really fun program to learn, nice. Your relative inspire you to get it?

only past midnight.
But since I got all healthy I'd be sleeping already, as well as I'd skedaddle if I saw Best Idol to spare confusion but I think we got it worked out.

Rolling.

Declawed cat.

I will give it a go tomorrow, sounds edgy asf.

get rekt by mortie :(
83 is classic

rolling for krunch bar!!
yuuko!! how've you been???

Miho claimed

Yuuko-chan

That's just an excuse, you just don't want to admit you don't have a Paypal account.

>Make one in this very instant, please.

I'll make sure not to, after all, you said yourself you'd have preferred to stay in school if you had the chance.

>hugs a little firmer, holds hip and rests head on shoulder

>God damn it how do I continue.

I hope you do not give up on your search. I hope you do well this Monday, so try to be around afterwards to tell us how did it went.

Literally anything get.

Yeah man, can't fail your waifu. Gotta keep it going strong. I believe in you.
>I appreciate you.

Sand Dove.