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british gf in 2017 edition

:3

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I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDA

any good subs on the old 'dit?

all americans are fat and ugly niggers

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astounding post

yeah, meatball marinara

>that one really racist Australian

fuck off murderer

astoundingly awful post

it depends what you like

Alri lads next time is 17:10

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awfully outstanding post

ah yes, the self-appointed "time master"

why does he think anyone gives a heck?

found this pic of me and the gf taking the train to Tahoe a few years ago

went to IMAX once. was very disappointing

Alri lads next is 17:05

oh fug

er, no hun, the next time will be 17:02:45, so when this post is made

you seem like runts

@68552018

>says the triptwat

absolutely stinks of reddit in here desu

69 for benis in bagina :D

Comfy
would like to do a Zephyr line trip someday

The only times I've been to an IMAX cinema is when I lived in the US and a Science Museum near me showed documentaries. They were good for that but I can't imagine they're that good for anything else

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>coming from the anonymous mong

>mfw I have before and you haven't
waheyyy

I have no interests

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Feels white man

if you have no interests what so ever there's no point in using reddit

I want to make british girl pregnant

don't want a job to be honest

>Ah yes I will commute for over an hour to do something I don't enjoy with people that I don't like for minimum wage, then I will commute for over an hour again after I am done

hmm yes

you can make my wife's son's father's son's mother pregnant if you want :3

I thought all British people sat around in tuxedos and tophats. drinking tea and listening to Vivaldi's Spring??????????????

>this one sad act thinks he's the time master
I came up with it you fucking bellend, I AM THE Time Master

>commute for over an hour
you live somewhere shit
>minimum wage
you are shit

runt

absolute joonas

FUCKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFF ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

unless you're a runt who only just scraped a C in his English Language and Maths GCSE, there are more jobs out there besides minimum wage ones

Thanks, you are good mate

Rick and Morty is so cringe that it makes me wish I was black

really want this fucking Muji job

oh wow, 20p above minimum wage
what an incredible difference

working if you have to use public transport is suffering

what jobs are you looking at mate?

Would pay a thousand just to watch Interstellar in IMAX 70mm

reckon koran piss lad got arrested?

haha alri lads sorry about this self-proclaimed "time master", silly thing somehow got out of its cage. All should be fine now though

shit jobs that don't require experience

*bites you*

You think full uni degrees will be awarded to studying the film interstellar? The way it will influence the entire world in regards to art and science, and hell, even love, has to make it one of the greatest pieces of art in human history.

Excited to see the type of memorial they set up for it in the future.

>he has a commute longer than 10 minutes' walk
>he can't nip home for lunch or if he forgets something

laughing @ ur pathetic existence

>the letter posting has finally stopped

do not respond to the post below this

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you will never be me
i am the chosen one

INGAS

Haha I work in a paki infested city centre, wouldnt want to live too close to that honestly

plymouth is actually an alright place

girl I know still sucks my dick at 23

It's not always bad.
I live in a small town who's station only sees one train an hour in each direction.
The line only serves small towns so you can always get a seat, even if you get on just before the major transfer station.

It takes me 5 minutes to walk from my house to the station, 25 minute train journey, then a 5 minute walk from the other station to my desk

ummm now it hasn't sweetie x

we agreed it will be every 15 minutes

see you at 17:15:00!

got accepted to do a PhD in chemistry lads

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Good lad

Handy tip:

Make a post at 17:14:00 so then you can just the cooler go down with your letter

the runtiest of sciences

so happy for you babe x

are you personally proud of your heritage?

>69
>benis in bagina
Virgin haha

better be biochem

maybe you'll be the one to cure cancer

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/lat/

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FUCK OFF RUNTS

washed my trousers with a leaflet in my pocket now all my clothes are covered in tiny bits of paper that will no doubt stick there for ages and shed all over my flat

what possesses people to own pitbulls

in an argument about pc gaming again lads

good watchdogs innit

*sings in spanish*

No because many of my ancestors were irish"men"

why?

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>timewanker playing by himself
Hahahhahahaha

yes even though I have no right to be

they're insecure and they think it makes them hard

ah a fellow irishman

weedman's phone is engaged
try again in 5

Innit haha

>want a sandwich
>chicken
>bacon
>tuna
>all day breakfast
>I chose egg and cress
think I'm turning faggot

Yes.
Great grandfather was Austro-Hungarian, based officer fighting slavshits

>Porsche
>yank names