british gf in 2017 edition
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I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDA
any good subs on the old 'dit?
all americans are fat and ugly niggers
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astounding post
yeah, meatball marinara
>that one really racist Australian
fuck off murderer
astoundingly awful post
it depends what you like
Alri lads next time is 17:10
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awfully outstanding post
ah yes, the self-appointed "time master"
why does he think anyone gives a heck?
found this pic of me and the gf taking the train to Tahoe a few years ago
went to IMAX once. was very disappointing
Alri lads next is 17:05
oh fug
er, no hun, the next time will be 17:02:45, so when this post is made
you seem like runts
@68552018
>says the triptwat
absolutely stinks of reddit in here desu
69 for benis in bagina :D
Comfy
would like to do a Zephyr line trip someday
The only times I've been to an IMAX cinema is when I lived in the US and a Science Museum near me showed documentaries. They were good for that but I can't imagine they're that good for anything else
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>coming from the anonymous mong
>mfw I have before and you haven't
waheyyy
I have no interests
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Feels white man
if you have no interests what so ever there's no point in using reddit
I want to make british girl pregnant
don't want a job to be honest
>Ah yes I will commute for over an hour to do something I don't enjoy with people that I don't like for minimum wage, then I will commute for over an hour again after I am done
hmm yes
you can make my wife's son's father's son's mother pregnant if you want :3
I thought all British people sat around in tuxedos and tophats. drinking tea and listening to Vivaldi's Spring??????????????
>this one sad act thinks he's the time master
I came up with it you fucking bellend, I AM THE Time Master
>commute for over an hour
you live somewhere shit
>minimum wage
you are shit
runt
absolute joonas
FUCKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFF ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
unless you're a runt who only just scraped a C in his English Language and Maths GCSE, there are more jobs out there besides minimum wage ones
Thanks, you are good mate
Rick and Morty is so cringe that it makes me wish I was black
really want this fucking Muji job
oh wow, 20p above minimum wage
what an incredible difference
working if you have to use public transport is suffering
what jobs are you looking at mate?
Would pay a thousand just to watch Interstellar in IMAX 70mm
reckon koran piss lad got arrested?
haha alri lads sorry about this self-proclaimed "time master", silly thing somehow got out of its cage. All should be fine now though
shit jobs that don't require experience
*bites you*
You think full uni degrees will be awarded to studying the film interstellar? The way it will influence the entire world in regards to art and science, and hell, even love, has to make it one of the greatest pieces of art in human history.
Excited to see the type of memorial they set up for it in the future.
>he has a commute longer than 10 minutes' walk
>he can't nip home for lunch or if he forgets something
laughing @ ur pathetic existence
>the letter posting has finally stopped
do not respond to the post below this
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you will never be me
i am the chosen one
INGAS
Haha I work in a paki infested city centre, wouldnt want to live too close to that honestly
plymouth is actually an alright place
girl I know still sucks my dick at 23
It's not always bad.
I live in a small town who's station only sees one train an hour in each direction.
The line only serves small towns so you can always get a seat, even if you get on just before the major transfer station.
It takes me 5 minutes to walk from my house to the station, 25 minute train journey, then a 5 minute walk from the other station to my desk
ummm now it hasn't sweetie x
we agreed it will be every 15 minutes
see you at 17:15:00!
got accepted to do a PhD in chemistry lads
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Good lad
Handy tip:
Make a post at 17:14:00 so then you can just the cooler go down with your letter
the runtiest of sciences
so happy for you babe x
are you personally proud of your heritage?
>69
>benis in bagina
Virgin haha
better be biochem
maybe you'll be the one to cure cancer
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FUCK OFF RUNTS
washed my trousers with a leaflet in my pocket now all my clothes are covered in tiny bits of paper that will no doubt stick there for ages and shed all over my flat
what possesses people to own pitbulls
in an argument about pc gaming again lads
good watchdogs innit
*sings in spanish*
No because many of my ancestors were irish"men"
why?
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>timewanker playing by himself
Hahahhahahaha
yes even though I have no right to be
they're insecure and they think it makes them hard
ah a fellow irishman
weedman's phone is engaged
try again in 5
Innit haha
>want a sandwich
>chicken
>bacon
>tuna
>all day breakfast
>I chose egg and cress
think I'm turning faggot
Yes.
Great grandfather was Austro-Hungarian, based officer fighting slavshits
>Porsche
>yank names