Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Please state the nature of the medical emergency
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Severely damaged feels.
You gotta help me doc, my the warp core ate my combadge!
IM TURNING INTO A LIZARD GUY. PLEASE HELP!
Perhaps a few hours in the Holodeck will cure your depression.
What were you doing playing around in Engineering?
Just hold on a minute, Mr. Parris. Lie down on that table for me.
Don't worry, Tom, I'll take care of you.
I have become dangerously sleep-deprived and it's making me hallucinate
Then I would suggest you go to sleep.
I keep dreaming of an alien who whispers in my ear that holograms will murder the crew.
I have blue balls. They ache so bad
i have slow progressive multiple organ failure and there is no cure
My hands won't stop peeling
Preposterous. I'm harmless.
You're an Andorian.
...fat wrecked?
You have eczema.
I have an itchy burning sensation in my eyeball
I've got that too. We should meet in my quarters.
He said you'd say that, and the nameless shadow that lurketh within the Jefferies tubes agrees.
IT'S NOT HELPING DOC, I'M GONNA DIE!
>You're an Andorian.
thats not antenna dr
ass aids. bad. again. halp.
>nameless shadow
You mean one of Species 8472 is on-board AGAIN?!
Oh....
Goodness, how?
I guess you need a stronger dose.
Well, shadow is inaccurate I guess. It's some weird color I've never seen before.
the music won't stop
Maybe you're just seeing things.
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