My gf just bought a big black dildo. what should i think?

My gf just bought a big black dildo. what should i think?
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10 inch
4inch
suction cup

Please, tellme how to procced

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question it, if she mentions wanting to try new things run for your life and dont look back

No, she said: I just want something that if i sit on it, dont disapear..

you don't have a gf, cuck
sage

Ask her if you can try it first..?

your hand bought a dildo? That makes sense. your girlhandfriend is a slut.

She used her own money
Too big for me tho
Do you even lift bro?

If she wants a big black dildo she doesn't want you. I bought my GF an expensive vibrator, so every time she buzzes her clit she thanks me for the thoughtful gift.
When a girl buys her own dildo it means you're on the way out.

specs

Dildo Size
•Overall Length: 10 Inches
•Insertable Length: 8 Inches
•Width: 2.25 Inches
•Circumference: 6 Inches

Well... due my work i must travel for several weeks. Sometimes im not there for fullfit her....
i think that my dick is big tho... 7,3inch

Buy yourself an Asian flesh light. You can suction cup that to the dildo and everyone can be happy

That whould be so funny lol

Actually i was thinking more on this

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Or give her the double entry. Dildos don't mind being covered in poop

Realistically there's only one thing you can do... go through her phone

NoStick it in your ass

sounds like a whore

Oh cool I'm bigger than a big dildo

I want to ask, doesn't getting used to a long, thick dildo, bigger than almost all guys dicks, doesn't that ruin it for women if they are with someone they really like, and they're dick is just average size?

That's like if fleshlights were tighter, warmer wetter and softer than actual pussy
*virgin asking, obviously*

That dildo reminds me of a certain anime sword that I can't quite remember...

I had a GF I used to fist, then after we broke up and had sex just for fun, she requested I fist her.
so yes they get used to something huge in their pussy and after awhile a mere cock just won't do.

Are you him? Because that's something he'd say.

you start by lubing up your asshole.

That's worrying. I was thinking more along the lines of a 10 inch dildo as thick as a coke can. How the fuck are the majority of people supposed to contend with that

it's not just the size. bbc generally know how to fuck better too.

buy yourself a hooker, moron

if she use other services to get off I dont see why you cant

niggers fuck harder and faster. I've yet to find a girlfriend who liked getting fucked slowly.
They do want to be fucked for at least 10 minutes, preferably 20-30.

Three pump chumps are more common than you think, which is why white girls often explore the mystery of black cock.

I regularly have sex woth my girlfriend and we have a fiercely vibrating 8 inch dildo.

When we have sex she has sex with it more than me. I usually jerk off as she fucks it on top of me.

She told me while I was jerking off "but I want you to cum in me"
I said "when I'm about to cum I'll pull the big toy out and put mine in.

She was more than okay with that. She likes my dick plenty fine, but she likes it a ton

Something about sentient clothes?

If she can't be without it, and you can't deal with her having it, you should not be together.
If you talk to her about it and neither of you will be swayed, I think you'll break up sooner or later anyway, so stop wasting your time and fooling yourself.

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No but I see your point. It would just be fun to go in that direction... I think op bailed anyway

meanwhile, op is saying to his dick,
"get up! get on up!"

Wtf does that even mean?

No, because the guy in the pic isn't a faggot. He wouldn't kill himself over a girl, who literally is absolutely nowhere near to special, which includes 99.9999999%, when you eventually manage to move on.

Cum gargling faggot I hope you get raped by niggers

Your a cuck OP it only gets worse from here

my ballsac gets wrinkly like that too

I'll be honest, I've almost bought those big black dildos but stopped because I was worried about what my bf would think.

It's not about it being black tho. It's about the size, suction cup, and shape. There are a lot of really good dildos that are, unfortunately, black.

Beat her Up with it then shove it up your asshole
then jump out the windows saying (Tyrone Needs me) then start pissing and shiting everywhere throwing it in any direction
Bam Done

I get tight again within like a day or two, and real dicks feel totally different than dildos. A lump of silicone is not a real dick. Using a big dildo hasn't made me enjoy my bf's dick any less.

I saw a girl walk into a sex shop and she went straight for the "average joe" dildo, a white normal sized one.
Obviously any girl who makes a beeline straight for a dildo that looks more like a Russian R-36 ICBM, she's a total slut.
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Kek

My favorite is that I was with an ex at a porn store. She said she wanted something more my size. Went for a smaller dong.... I got offended and said I was thicker that that. Ended up getting a much longer one. Then she had me wear it as a strap on while in chastity.

True Story.

I'm not a slut tho. My current bf is my first/only one, and he's the first guy I had sex with. I just enjoy masturbating a lot... bigger dildos are nice to change things up and to introduce variety into masturbating, but it's not like that's the only thing that's pleasurable.