>girl falls in love with me >shes really into anime and japanese culture >start dating >find out she comes from a broken household where her abusive father left her family but she still misses him and hates her mother for driving away the father >the only thing that helps her escape from her depression is anime... and me >hate that she is into anime since i was obsessed with being cool >convince her that anime is for losers and that her anime obsession was driving us apart >she starts to hate anime and loses one of the only things that helps her cope >only has me to make her happy >i get bored and leave her >she gets addicted to drugs as a coping mechanism and her life is now ruined lol
the only reason i say 'lol' is that its the only thing that helps me cope
First kiss at 19 First fuck at 29 - a hooker. fucked 14 women, all hookers. Crown prince of the friend zone, now I am too old even for the friend zone. Thinking of voting for Trump - best odds for world ending nuclear holocaust
Wyatt King
I legit never understood friendzone how do you like, even get to that spot.
Jonathan Lewis
Sometimes I fart in public.
Matthew Bell
It's easy user. Have no male role models, behave like adult women tell you to, never know the rush of testosterone, let everyone put you in your place as a child - VOILA! Milquetoast.
Jose Gomez
>Have no male role models
you are joking right? having a male role model does nothing for you if your inner personality is total shit.
an entire generation who grew up with goku, james bond, and tyler durden as their male role models ended up being shit anyways unable to aspire to strength, charisma, or ambition.
having a role model means nothing if the person themselves is shit on the inside; how can a lapdog ever aspire to be a wolf
Samuel Jackson
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Adam Rogers
Nope. Behaviour is learned. we model off of what we see at a younger age than gokufags, bondfags, and chuckfags. Not everyone has your Ultimate Alphaness
Grayson Peterson
When I was 2, I got my dick stuck in swim shorts.
Samuel Cox
You're a monster.
Jordan Perez
... ... ... How?
Joseph Rogers
it was that small
Dylan Taylor
That's happened to me before. Not when I was 2 but I remember it. It had some kind of mesh type underwear attached to it and my foreskin got stuck in it and it hurt like hell getting it out
Christian Martinez
...
Dylan Gonzalez
The worst part is that it was in public too, at some beach.
Nathaniel Watson
one time "I accidentally thrown my cat from my window and it died" (was 5 so autistic levels off da chart)
>blamed my dad family hates him till this day........
Caleb Adams
Damn, son. Have a beer!
Joseph Rogers
And you haven't gone clean yet, why?
Samuel Cox
At least it wasn't a dog
Aiden Jenkins
Fucking skeleton
Christopher Brooks
It fit through the mesh.
Lincoln Walker
...
Levi Davis
because family called le police on him :( so i don't want those issues so i keep it on the low
Luke Morales
if it was a dog probably would've killed myself
Juan Brooks
You're just a pile of reanimated bones, the fuck do you know.
Ian Jackson
Become a dog breeder. Create an army of dogs to finish what you began all those years ago. Then your father can rest in peace.
Dylan Edwards
Sometimes I log into my family's Netflix and fast foward like two episodes in my parents TV shows just to watch them argue about it
Connor Scott
you evil motherfucker
Hudson Cruz
Will take that into thought, Thank you good sir
Thomas Ward
HAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHH
Austin Sanders
YOU MONSTER......
Wyatt Evans
I tried making a vibrator by duct taping my phone to a tooth brush and called myself for it to vibrate while in my ass. pic related
Christian Perry
I got punched by a girl and I use it as an insult when someone threatens me and does nothing
Oliver Kelly
Anytime
Dylan Cruz
Topkek
Easton Anderson
First of all, citation needed
Second, what about those who's personalities aren't shit but have no male role model? What about them? Or is it just "surprise, your personality is actually shit"?
Angel Myers
I have one
>Be me >Have Hispanic gf >qt3.14 >Has seriously low self-esteem >father beat her when she was a child >daddy issues >pushes away everyone she meets >except me >She loves me >the question of sex comes up >we're both virgins >we decide to take each others virginity >While we're about to have sex, she say: >"Call me Corazon and choke me a little." >That's what her father called her >That's what her father did to her >tfw you have a gf with daddy issues
Elijah Walker
...
Ayden Nguyen
was a good fap tho
Thomas Hall
...
Oliver James
DO IT!
Levi Russell
I was raped by a female.
Jonathan Perry
>Be me >16 yr old socially retarded depressed kid with repressed violent urges >Enter bathroom at school and attack female student >Attack with knife >mfw she fights back and gets away >can't even get what I want by force >should just kill myself >can't bring myself to >go to jail for a while finish highschool inside >lost half of the small amount of friends I had before >going to uni now, have no social skills so difficult to make friends or talk to people >somehow got a girlfriend for 3 months but that ended >inb4 "Kill yourself faggot"
Julian Watson
Do you still use the phone?
Wyatt Thomas
kekekekekekekekekkekekek x10000000
Camden Fisher
Your phone bill was probably through the roof.
Gabriel King
did she tie you down and use your dick like a dildo or did she use a strapon
Justin Gray
I'm going to evolve into a skeleton one day.
Charles Rodriguez
HOW? lel
Julian Myers
Sorry, man.
Story?
Owen Ortiz
You're a fucking genius, good sir.
Oliver Green
no social life to having a girlfriend for three months ... That's called progress. Don't stop believin!
Had a similar story >girl had DDD tits and short hair no ass and thin lips >not really my type, I like small tits and big ass and long black hair with full lips >whatever it's a free bang >find out about daddy issues >tells me to choke her and hit her during sex >alright >tells me she likes to be choked cuz she has daddy issues >wut >tells me she wants sex 5+ times a day >be me >fuck no I can't do that >stop talking to her
Kayden Scott
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Lincoln Carter
I feel this. Had a girl 6/10 who wanted to fuck me so I did and then she wanted sex so much that I hated it and technically I guess I was raped because I had sex and didn't really want it
Luis Gonzalez
every day when my neighbor goes to work me and his wife get drunk and fuck. Then when she has to pick up their son from school we quickly clean his apartment so it looks like she's been home cleaning all day.
Grayson Jones
>stop talking to her
...Y?
Adam Hall
Go on
Joseph Campbell
was an old school sony ericsson, I miss that fucker. never answered, wasn't billed nah, just a cheap ass jew
Cooper Rivera
you fucking donut
Elijah Russell
>le drink bleach
Joseph Myers
Cuz she wasn't like 10/10 for me what I was looking for in a girl and I usually don't really have problems finding girls that wanna fuck and she wanted sex like 6+ times a night and I wasn't for that. Also she lived like an hour away so it costed me a lot in gas money
Christian Morgan
No, i mean did you use the phone as a phone between vibrating anus massage sessions?
Nathan Gutierrez
lekys
Colton Robinson
Mfw you don't have a job
Jason Bennett
Next time skip the tacos and get your self a good ol' kebab!
Oliver Watson
Thanks, I'm better now if I'm being honest and I know I have/had no one to blame but myself for where my life is right now. I was a fucked up kid. I fucking love filthy frank I'm gunna go listen to his album now.
Alexander Brooks
What does that mean? Lol
Bentley Price
I browse Sup Forums
Jacob Evans
She didn't have to tie me down. I'm 120lbs and she was about 150lbs. She pretty much did use my dick as a dildo. It was unpleasant as hell.
She was a friend that used to come to my apartment to play video games. She had flirted with me for 8 months even though I told her countless times that I wasn't interested.
One day when I declined her advances again she got on top of me, pulled my pants down and commenced the rape. She left my apartment after that and I didn't ever see her again.
James Sanchez
Definitely, it was low enough down the toothbrush to not touch my ass, hygiene is very important to me.
Luis Moore
>tells me she likes to be choked cuz she has daddy issues
did she straight up say "oh yeah i have daddy issues" because those arent daddy issues those are fucking mental issues.
i cant believe that there are people so edgy they think its cool to admit to having "[parental] issues"
Henry Garcia
skip the mexican and get yourself an Arab!
Samuel Jackson
man up and kick her ass out when she was about to rape you...
Adam Ortiz
... what about the toothbrush?
Luis Gutierrez
I'm an asshole pt 1.
>Recently move to town over an hour away from all my friends, depressed etc. >Get in argument with one of my friend's friends on facebook. >Call her a stupid bitch >Month goes by, all but forgotten at this point >Same girl hits me up >Uh ok >She's super into my car >My car is a rusty faded piece of shit, but Ford V8 so built in pussy magnet. >She has a pretty cool car too, and also a boyfriend >fuck.png >Whatever, she comes to chill, we get fast food, I let her take my car for a spin, she lets me drive hers >Fun times >Gets late, she says she should go home >Tells me her and friends are going to a movie on the weekend, I should come >Aw yeah, gonna meet her hot female friends and maybe bang one. >What actually happened: >Movie ends, she decides her night isn't over, asks if we can go to my place for drinks, alas i have no booze. >So she sneaks into her boyfriends place (also her place), while he's asleep, takes his booze, and we drive the hour or so back to my place. >Watching hangover >Kiss turns to making out >That turns to fucking for hours >A couple weeks later I was moving away, so I messaged her boyfriend on facebook >let him know we fucked a couple times and he was dating a whore. >Kinda felt bad, he seemed emotionally crippled.
Austin Bell
I friendzoned a girl before she could friendzone me. Now we are actually good friends
Dominic Cruz
you may call it an assbrush, never used orally again.
Christian Turner
/facepalm
Daniel Watson
>that weird moment when that image you made six months ago and have never seen reposted since suddenly turns up somewhere hey, what do you know, I have a legacy
Owen Campbell
Fuck, man. I'm sorry that happened.
Zachary Roberts
You're an asshole but you did a good thing by telling him unless he kills himself
Tyler Jenkins
I hope you stuck the bristles in ...
Colton Sullivan
Bitch be lusty.
At least now we have something to counter feminists 'only men rape' policy
Juan Martinez
kill him self for a girl?
Jaxon Smith
Well done user
Jonathan Watson
>bristles Sorry to disappoint
Lincoln Gutierrez
Sup Forums ruined my life
Kayden Hill
Who's life DIDN'T Sup Forums ruin?
Elijah Kelly
you ruined your life
Hunter Green
DEVILISH
Angel Cox
why wouldn't you stick the bristles in? else why not still use the assbrush / i mean tooth brush
Nathaniel White
Same thing happened to me when I was 5. Foreskin got stuck in the mesh and I had a tough time pulling it out.
Levi Thompson
As far as I know he's still alive.
>He kicked her out >She had to move back in with her mom >Her car blew it's head a couple of months later and fried itself on the highway >Hah.
Easton Jenkins
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James Mitchell
... wouldn't the mesh get stuck in the foreskin?
Anthony Rogers
well that's justice I think ...
Robert Mitchell
Doesn't sound pleasant as much, and cuz i need a new one anyways so why take the risk of brushing my teeth with shit particles
Brody Gray
well i have one with mother issues >been beaten since child >mother is skizo >psycological trauma/manipulation etc >pushed away her father from her, making cops arrest him in front of her at 10 for faking out she was beaten >mother once drove off a cliff with a car and my gf inside but she saved them two getting a hand on the steering wheel at 14 >been with a rapist guy not months ago
The good thing, this is her. She even likes to wear police uniforms so that I can fuck her
