I need help

I need help.
I'm 20 won't be 21 until September. I live in 850 area code in Pensacola Florida.
I need a bottle of booze and I have no buyers. Please halp me. My grandma died today and I just need a good old drink so please anyone in Pensacola that can help out a fellow Sup Forumstard I would be in debt to you.
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Shameless bumperino

Just go to whatever liquor store has the most homeless near it and offer one a bottle of liquor if they buy for you.

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Wow. Your grandma, old people die you faggot. Try your dad dying from liver failure then come ask me for booze you weak-hearted fuck.

post your paypal account

Lol. Get raped and killed faggot

I have money I just need a buyer

This is not a bad idea. However I'm mildly concerned with them running off with my coins.

try just buying it dude. its not against the law to try to buy beer, even though its illegal to sell it to minors.

especially this time of night is when gas stations are most busy and least likely to card you.

so I'd say just try it, I'm 22 and I've never been carded. bought plenty of alcohol between 18 and 21 too

also sup fellow Floridian. ocala here.

find a weed dealer and buy booze from him

nofriends fagit

Nice try mister poe poe man

underage b&

I don't have any friends, you're right. I just moved from North Dakota.
I've gone in to two stores so far and they both carded me then I had to spaghetti shuffle in my wallet claiming to have forgotten my ID. I figured with my tattoos beard and wedding ring they wouldn't card me but they sure have.

Somebody not over their grandma dying yet? I can't wait to see the emotional breakdown you'll have on Sup Forums when your parents die, you'll probably kill yourself you emotional idiot.

20 is not underage for 4chins you fucking Slav.

I'm not having an emotional breakdown, Jacob. She was my great grandma and she was a sweet old lady. That death didn't constitute my need for alcohol. It's the weekend I drink semi often and I want a bottle so I came here to see if any Pcola people were on and wanted to help out.

How can you be in Pensacola and unable to find alcohol? There are a lot of places that wont card you. Was never carded when I was down there for "A" School. Hell find some Sailors or Marines and go party with them, they'll definitely get you boozed up.

The military is for tarded folk that can't get a real job, user. Why would I want to party with a bunch of closeted faggots.

Nigger the only reason you listed was that your grandma died, don't be so broad and you won't get called out.

How the fuck is this seriously a thread?

You gonna buy this booze or what?

I need help, I come to the happiest place on the Internet.

Nobody is gonna buy your underaged ass alcohol. Mourn your grandma and move on.

If there's a will there's a way little buddy boy.

You're on Sup Forums, dumbass. Most of us don't have jobs anyways.

buy homeless guy booze too. i used homeless people to buy me porn mags way back in the day. just make sure he knows you disapprove of his laziness.
they will follow through bc scared of police.
protip: find one that has a dog and keep dog as security deposit

go find a bum and give him some cash to buy you some booze and himself a bottle.

Ay boy, keep that attitude about you. Can't hook you up, but hope somebody else can. Grandma died too, family didn't care anout anything but the money.
>rip granny
>best wishes user

threatening to torch their garbage worked well for me.