Waifu claim thread

waifu claim thread

>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules

Other urls found in this thread:

nasa.gov/press-release/nasas-kepler-mission-announces-largest-collection-of-planets-ever-discovered
youtube.com/watch?v=yhGDMPNhLLU
twitter.com/fuwan0vel/status/734149079815446528
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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I'm gonna go take a shower, I'll be back.

Thanks ;^)

Goodnight thread

Megumin claimed~

Eheh~

Caturday!
>Shizuru get!

kagami claimed!!

Goodnight Yuuko, sleep tight.

No need to thank me. Especially when the view's just so lovely.

Goodnight~

>Megumin

Charolette Dunois melts me

nighty night you beautiful soul!!

Rory claimed.

Out with the famalam doing some shopping edition

Final claim before bed, good night bois.

If only you had some nice thighs to rest your head on~

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Goodnight Fluffy Hair.

Claiming as always

Sleep tight.

Never seen an Avengers movie. How is it?

Hang in there~

Always glad to contribute.

>Best idol claimed

Milinda claim

...Megumin... What happened?

sleep tight homu!! ill see ya tomorrow!!

hey everyone

>picture
DAGFHASDKLJNFAKNSJABHEWFAUHSD

Obligatory claim.

Mhmm, so far I'm enjoying myself. How about you, sweet kicker?

Holy kek.

Happens to hands.

Tracer claim again

>not caturday anymore rattle

Goodnight Homu, sleep tight!

>Kyouko

Yo he peliao con cocodrilos
Me he balanceado sobre un hilo cargando más de 500 kilos
Le he dao la vuelta al mundo en menos de un segundo
He cruzao 100 laberintos y nunca me confundo

Respiro dentro y fuera del agua como las focas
Soy a prueba de fuego, agarro balas con la boca
Mi creatividad vuela como los aviones
Puedo construir un cerebro sin leer las instrucciones

Hablo todos los idiomas de todos los abecedarios
Tengo más vocabulario que cualquier diccionario
Tengo vista de águila, olfato de perro
Puedo caminar descalzo sobre clavos de hierro

Soy inmune a la muerte
No necesito bendiciones porque siempre tengo buena suerte
Ven conmigo a dar un paseo por el parque
Porque tengo más cuentos que contarte que García Marqués

Por ti, todo lo que hago lo hago por ti
Es que tú me sacas lo mejor de mí
Soy todo lo que soy
Porque tú eres todo lo que quiero (x2)

Puedo brincar la cuerda con solo una pierna
Veo en la oscuridad sin usar una linterna
Cocino lo que quieras, yo soy todo un chef
Tengo sexo 24 - 7 todo el mes

Puedo soplar las nubes grises pa que tengas un buen día
También se como comunicarme por telepatía
Por ti, cruzo las fronteras sin visa
Y le saco una buena sonrisa a la “Mona Lisa”

Por ti, respiro antes de morirme
Por ti voy a la Iglesia y escucho toda la misa sin dormirme
Sigo siendo el Rey, aunque no tenga reino
Mi sudor huele a perfume y nunca me despeino

Se pelear todas las artes marciales
También se como comunicarme con los animales
Mientras más pasa el tiempo me veo más joven
Y esta canción la compuse sin escuchar como Beethoven

Por ti, todo lo que hago lo hago por ti
Es que tú me sacas lo mejor de mí
Soy todo lo que soy
Porque tú eres todo lo que quiero (x2)

Claiming best girlie!

Goodnight~
Maybe one day
Maybe one day...
I'm thankful for that~
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Nothing, I'm just teasing ya~
>yes.. just teasing

Dealing with Nazis on facebook is fun.

Tell them to expect a calling from "Kamukura." So that they do not immediately disregard and block me.

It is for me.
>Cat rattles

I love looking at the thighs on my figures too ~ I can't wait to be able to lay on my girlfriends thighs again

I like them. They are alright.
>For you, I will

The skype user isn't currently on.

I'll tell him when he comes on.

Obviously.

It's 2016 and Dark Souls 3 doesn't have a built in borderless window mode.

This triggers me to no end.

You sounded more immediate, pardon my clueless self.

Kek, that totally doesn't sound annoying in the least bit.

Good for ya buddy~
Ummm.....
>oh god
Nothing~
Sometime, when I Alt+Tab, the game closes itself
That triggers me so much

Yeah. They are pretty great aren't they?

Claiming
Howdy niggers

claimed

Shopping with famalam seems to be half convincing my grandfather that we will wait for him if he wants a sausage sandwich
>he keeps stopping and wondering if he should have one

Aye, closed tonight and I open tomorrow in 6 hours so I don't really have time to do much of anything.

Well, I recognize like maybe two of you. I guess this is what happens when you leave for this long.
Vivian James claimed.

Totally not annoying.

I mean, it's 2016, come on.

Thankfully that never happened to me, it's still annoying as shit tho.

Glad to know.

I think the last movie I saw was Neighbors. Wow, that was 2 years ago.

>You better

claiming as always

In case you're interested in some figure thighs~

Why do you wanna avoid rp as much as possible?
Isn't it that exactly what the waifu threads have always been based on?

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No

Er.. No. Not at all. At least not with this generation.

That's a fucking shame, man. I hope your shift tomorrow goes by quickly so you can relax more. Wish I could help you.

Up to anything right now?

It's 2016? They probably thought it was 2007 or something.

Hey~ If I remember correctly, you're the space user, correct?
There must be a mod somewhere that lets you go to borderless window..
>thighs
>wew lad

What anime was she from again?
Was gonna watch it now but can't remember the name of it by some reason.

AH HA! YOU ARE LYING TELL ME!

Wow. That was awhile back. Is that movie good? I never saw it.
>I will Why are you so damn cute?

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>Milinda

Ayy bruh

Why do you talk about the rules as though they matter?

Akiko claim
Last claim because I'm going to sleep now
Hots looks pretty good though

You gonna hot glue it?

Yep. I've been meaning to drop in for a while now, but personal affairs had to be dealt with. I suppose I can drop some space news. One lf Pluto's moons had water ice on it. Plus, one of our telescopes, I'm pretty sure it was Kepler, discovered over a thousand exoplanets, the biggest haul we've ever had.

Well Dark Souls 1 and 2 didn't have it either.
Japan please.

There's programs obviously, I heard it breaks the framerate tho.

Goodnight!

I was about to ask this.

Alright, nothing happened~
It was just too entertaining seeing you get so worried~
>does that make me an S?
Goodnight~
Aw shit really? Those are great news!
>btw, everything goes well for ya?

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And the front view
>worth every penny

Oops

A very good question.

Japan needs to go on their game.

did somebody say thighs??

I remember you.

What's so fascinating about thighs though?

Heyo Queen Smug.

It had some good moments, actually made me laugh. More raunchy than anything but that's expected with the premise.

I could say the same to you~

Sleep tight.

If it breaks framerate, I'm not gonna use it
Thanks for telling me tho~
>wew lad yet again
>wew lad
And this will go on until I get this get

if dubs then megumin gets some sleep megumin thighs are top tier!!!

Thighs?

roll for your well being
btw nice thighs

Okay good...
>You bully...
>an S
Huh?

Kek sound like a good one. I might go try to find it after work tomorrow.
>Oh shush you, your the qt here

Thighs?
>

Yeah just some family drama. Here's the link to that massive haul, by the way.
nasa.gov/press-release/nasas-kepler-mission-announces-largest-collection-of-planets-ever-discovered
Also, if I'm remembering correctly, the moon that had the ice was named Hydra. Fitting, considering that the hydra from Greek mythology is usually depicted as aquatic, or at least serpentine.

Fuck my eyes, this is the second time. That question is for you m8.

>Maki

What the fuck did they come out with a new season? Wherr is this from (ep #)

Not of my waifu but more thighs with thigh highs~

yes!! best body part!!
>that reminds me of the squats i need to do....

You're being gross again!

S2 i think
When they go on a class field trip and the little sister continues to be a cunt
Thats all i got
Sorry to disappoint

eat a dick spike

Rename your stuff, Spike.

I fell again.

AHAH Not gonna sleep just now~
>An S
youtube.com/watch?v=yhGDMPNhLLU
>also thighs
I really don't know to be honest
Just a fetish I have, can we really explain why we have those?
>wew lad
I'm gonna read that later, too tired right now
I'm really excited for it tho!

friendly reminder ~

just got back from a 2 hour trip. shaky as fuck and had four full strength coffees over the course of 4 hours starting at 3am. So how is everyone?

>6 foot shitposter claimed

Hey Shizurufag, did you hear the news?
twitter.com/fuwan0vel/status/734149079815446528

>dubs
Goodnight everyone~

I am back home friends! The place I went to makes you pay for by the ounce for froyo including all the topping

You okay?

Night

>shinoa

no

yes you are~!!!!
>good night megumin, even though i don't wanna see you go....

Goodnight Megumin! Sleep well~

Welcome back Shinoa, hope you enjoyed your time.

Are you alright?

Sorry

froyo???
welcome back shinoa!! did you have a good time??