Green Oculus

Green Oculus.

Grey Sink. Im taking a shit right now

The pink blanket

blue dildo

Black Telephone

Black Beer. Btw, really great subtlety bragging about your gay porno vr headset

White cocaine

The purple 16fl oz bottle of Lubriderm

green charger

The Navy Tankard.

Eh, could be worse.

Blue waffle

Not so subtle brag huh.

White Pudding.

Black Charger

So close.
Also, White Paper Towel

White Tomcat

Black Wrench

Grey lighter

white mouse

i want to kill myself now

The red galaxy s7 edge

No shirt soda can.

black mirror

The blue bookshelf

sounds like a cool party

Purple Cadaver
>tfw you work in a morgue

Red pillow

Naked Pillow

white multiverse version of me

Black Glass. Or if we're being specific, Black Wine Glass.

I guess I should have just went straight from the box this time

A sort of off white (maybe even a light taupe-ish (or is it cream color)) corpse.

The blue chair

The green titan x

Camouflage toilet paper

It's not just for gay porn tho

black coffee

Morgue buddies?
Or am I gonna need to clean up your mess and dress it in a nice suit?

THE NUDE PILLOW!

shirtless omega shred

Grey jeans

White girlfriend

the Black Trash can

The naked chihuahua

Grey remote

Nothing toilet paper... fuck.

black controller

Green wall D:

black kirby plush

black pillow

Orange carcass

>you'll never see the shit he takes care of

Black Controller

White Ashtray!

kek

blue cup

I am the night, I am BLACK WATCH

The blue tackle box

Grey Water bottle

White Teacup reporting in.

Complete invisibility in most catering/hospitality environments.

Ability to contain all blood spilled by my hand for use in easy clean-up and transporting samples for forensic analysis.

Liquid levels permitting: Ability to cause wet floor, useful when being chased, an on-foot oil slick.

Orange Jacket

White power cord. Fuck yeah.

Naked Dresser

>hehe

Hawaiian Trashcan

Grey Ziploc Bag

The Red Nigger in a bus

Black air.

red candle

White Sleeping cunt

black printer

Pink condom. WTF? This game sucks....Im going home.

The White Woman.

Grey pillow

The Black Bug Spray

blue brita

shoot up a school first

Im naked at the moment blue bucket

Women are NOT objects, sperglord.

Crimson Pillow

Green Marijuana.

You're wrong

This faggot has artism

yes it is

The Yellow Screaming Homo

Shirtless Computer Mouse


...Okay...

Red blanket reporting :3

Orange raped prepubescent girl

Grey Lamp.

Kek

Red Jacket

I liek

Nothing revolver?

hahahaha

Black courtain

black naked ass

...im ok with this

The black monitor

Green Lantern... Uh, well then...

Grey Computer

You browse Sup Forums with a woman sitting next to you? Aren't you afraid she'll get creeped out and tell everyone you come here?

Timestamp or gtfo

Also: Grey Wallet, this bread sucks OP

Naked toilet paper

Brown Toilet Paper. Guess what I'm doing.