Rate my woodshop project

Rate my woodshop project

You forgot the a.

7/10
The t could be thicker.

are you fucking retarded

short for abortion, which your mom should've gotten

what were you even trying to do?

fixed it

3/5 wood Bort again

Clean your room you piece of shit.

What's with the cumrag under your leg?

9/10

Lost 1 because it looks like some balsa wood shit. Get some nice Brazilian Oak for your Bort needs.

go outside/10

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this is the most prestigious PLY WOOD
I even used a very expensive cedar for the R

Its just a sock

I use tissues, like a civilized faggot

A shit idea executed in a half-assed manner.
0/10

Trips speaks the truth!
Sorry, You're right OP!

0/8

Borts a dirty lady penis loving faglord

Wait...Is that a cumrag on the left of the picture?!

>not using a shirt so it gets all cute and yellow and crusty

its another sock

the whole room?

oh god what
why do you let your phone touch it?

jesus fuck op, clean your fucking house

Bort lmao

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It's an external hard drive

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Oh...Okay...


Wait....Is that a cumrag on the top of the picture?1 I an barely see it but wtf OP!

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Still 9/10 bro sorry. Look into from imported wood. Sand it well and put a nice finish on it.

Oh hey I recently saw that movie
what was in the box?

cum rags

you mean this box?

I bet that can hold a lot of Pokemon cards.

its just hundreds of notes from my autistic ex_girlfriend

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and a teddy bear,

show us samples of her undoubtedly gorgeous prose

Not as many pictures as I would expect from an artist.

I'm so sorry for the state of your life, op. If you choose to end it now I will not hold it against you and I will be sure to make your insufficient family pay.

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lets read shall we?

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What a dumbass, try-hard, weaboo slut.

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its a trashcan full of cum tissues

lets take a look

more like a trash can't full of sad issues

same thing.

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What was worth all of this?

nigga what?

I have no explanation for this.
she made me depressed.
she looked like a twelve year old boy.
she made me and my friends uncomfortable

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this was her

I was a real beta fag
some girl told me that this girl had a crush on me so I asked her out.

over the course of a year I debated breaking up with her everyday

>her
Did you have empirical evidence of this?

she became very obsessed with me,
she would always have my name written on her somewhere.
she even started to carve my name into her arm but I made her stop cause it freaked me out.

gimme a sec

I'm willing to take your word on it, OP. I'm just asking if you confirmed for yourself.

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she eventually dropped out of school cause her grades were absolute shit.

she asked me to come over so we could hangout,
I got there, she asked if we should stay together, I said no, she freaked out and tried to hug me.