Anyone fucked a chick that was completely passed out? Or fondled or anything like that?

Anyone fucked a chick that was completely passed out? Or fondled or anything like that?

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You mean rape?

It's only rape if you get caught.

Fucked a friend from school when she was blacked out drunk. Straight from the movie Kids, minus the AIDS

Nigga, it's not rape. It's a struggle snuggle

No, if you don't get caught, it's still rape.

I did my junior year in high school. I had just moved to a new school that year and a kid there invited me to one of his partys. That particular party ended up pretty big. One girl who was in my class Drake way to much way to fast and my new friend escorted her to a hidden room and a guest house next door. He came back over and led me to the guest room and convinced to to fuck her while she was passed out so I wouldn't be a virgin. I was kind of nervous but she had drank so.much I knew she wouldn't wake up. Myou friend left and I spend the next 30 minutes fucking the hell out of her pussy, ass, and mouth. I ended cumming in her ass. I got her dressed back up and left her there. She didn't wake up till about noon the next day and never had any idea. Best party ever.

I sorta rubbed my junk into one I was tucking in at one point. Wasn't going to do shit, not big on felonious conduct... but I had to carry her to the bed and putting her down was a fine excuse. I was hard enough for it to wake her up, at which point she rapidly consented to the anal. She knew her name, where she was, who I was, and who the prez was so yeh, greenlight.

The funny thing is, that is 100% true. Every once in awhile god is a Sup Forumsro.

Used to fondle my sisters friend when she slept over. Was too scared to try anything past that

Holy shit. Was it weird seeing her around school after that?

It was awesome. I get a boner every time I saw her. She was pretty tall and skinny but in the perfect way. Her pussy was amazing. Almost like a porn stars. Her asshole was perfect too and really tight. Perfectly shaven smooth. We actually both sat at the same table in art class and talked every day. She never stopped talking to me or acted weird at all either.

When I was in college i was RA in a dorm and a few people were drinking in their dorm and passed out together, guys and girls and this chick woke up to find a dude jacking himself over her. She freaked, was crying and shit, people woke started askign questions getting mad, of course that got staffs attention and they pried til they found out what happened and who did it.

TLDR; dude masturbated on a passed out chick in college dorm, got caught and as a result got kicked out of college.
>Imagine explaining that to your grandparents

Well she'd never have any reason to act weird to you at all since she had no idea it was you. You should have totally dated her to see if she would tell you she thought she got raped at a party before. I read a story online once of a guy that did what you did, later dated then married the same girl. He never told her he raped her but he liked to fuck her the same way he did when he raped her and said it turned her on the most

That's why you do it before college, or before your 18.

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>best looking chick in middle school put me in the friend zone
>huge tits and ass for our age
>everybody wanted to sleep with her because we were all horny teenagers
>strung me along for a while
>went to a new years bonfire party in the woods and she was there and drinking on ambien
>I was fucked up on my older sisters half gallon of vodka
>someone designated me her babysitter and told me to walk with her further into the woods to piss and probably throw up
>got back in the woods and she pissed in front of me without hesitation and sat down on a log because her phone was ringing
>sat down next to her and she threw herself on me and told me how great I was
>kissed me and grabbed my crotch
>slurring her words like a mess
>rubbed her crotch through yoga pants
>huge cameltoe, my favorite
>pulled my dick out and asked her if she wanted it in her mouth
>blew me for a little while
>fingered her while she did, so wet
>could see shadows coming toward us
>zipped up my pants real quick and walked back telling everyone she was fine
>a couple days later she texted me saying "hey blah blah blah someone said they saw me blowing you, did that happen?"
>said "omg I have no idea I drank so much vodka I forgot the whole night"
>she said okay cool and I never heard anything about it again

I wouldn't have been able to date her. I was the "nice guy". Really quiet and too nice. So basically friend zoned.

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Whenever I used to sleep over my friends house while we were growing up, I would wait until he fell asleep and then I would play with his dick. The more I did it, the bolder I got and I started sucking his dick as well.

I found out later that my friend was awake almost ever time that i molested him

You mean do that while youre still in highschool? Yeah, if I remember highschool word on that shit gets around way quicker than anywhere else. You get caught doing that in highschool your only option is to move away forever.

I was on vacation with my at the time gf at her vacation house a long time ago. One night we slept in the same bed and after she fell asleep I pulled out one of her tits and just sucked on her nipple for at least 15 minutes while jacking off next to her, never woke up and was worth it.

Next night I tried to get a little more daring, we slept in separate beds but in the same room, I tried to pull her pantiea off and eat her out since I thought she was a heavy sleeper, turns out she woke up with my hand in her pants while she was sleeping with her ass up. Told her I was snapping her waist band to make her snore since we had talked about her snoring problem earlier that week. Dumb bitch believed it, never got caught, would do again. The fucking adrenaline rush is like nothing else.

idk man..sounds like she wanted the cock and used her "being drunk" as an excuse

I got fondled six or eight times by my friend at his house as a teen. Does that count?

I know 2 peoplet who get caught raping someone. They were 16 and the 17. They graduated and both moved to different placed across the country. They are both doing fine and no one they associate with now knows they raped someone. It also helps when you live in a very small, very wealthy area. Money can.be helpful too.

Hard to believe she slept through you sucking her tits. She was def awake but enjoyed it

No, because I'm not a beta faggot who can't get girls regularly.

Can you prove it? I mean they never got caught..

Did you like it?

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Dubs.
No. I was convinced it was a dream (or rather several dreams) for months. I told my therapist at the time and he got the police involved. I feel guilty tbh

I dont think so, she was one of those "no sex until marriage girls", hated it when I touched her tits when she was awake, hated it when I tried to get her to jack me off, and hated it when I tried to touch her ass. She rejected every sexual step I tried to take. She was 16 at the time if that helps. Was so fucking hot though

Sounds like she was a prude who was too ashamed to admit she enjoyed sex

Inorite. Honestly though she came over to fuck... walks in the door and starts pouring str8 vodka down her throat from the handle. Goes for a good 12th of the handle in one chug like some sort of psycho, finishes swallowing, flahes a sexy grin and says "I haven't had anything to eat today" and giggles.

15 minutes later, I am holding her hair as her guts invert. At the end of the three hours I was putting her into the bed, and then it happened, just like I said.

Was so awesome, but I fucking earned it tbh. It was so bad I asexually stripped her and put her in the shower and spent like 20 minutes getting the puke out of her hair.

Feel guilty about ruining this dudes life? You should

I wish that was the case, but it was a totally different vibe I got from her. She was a bitch about that and fucking complained every time I tried to do anything remotely sexual. I know I'm making it sound like she secretly liked it was never the case, I tried to get her to fuck so many times and it never worked, always ended with a fight about something.

I wouldn't say ruined. Pretty sure all he had to do was therapy. Well that and endure the conversation with his parents and the police officer. Lol wtf is wrong with me

Well shit, that kind of sounds like she was into you from the start, and was just fishing for an excuse

Nothing, the faggot that replied to you is just a fat rapist

that's really interesting that you feel guilty about it.
I had a chick call the cops on me, and didn't plan on filing any charges. It blew up a little although I got off free of anything besides legal fees. I never had any contact with her whatsoever, and always wondered a little bit about what she was going through

Yeah like I said she came over to fuck, wanted to drink to establish the permission... but nothing about the puking was fake or contrived lol. She genuinely fucked up chugging that vodka on her little empty tummy, poor thang.

So k I took good care of her.

Its exactly the same as normal sex.

Girls cant contract or control the muscles in their vaginal walls, they're just lifeless wet sacks.

its why they spend so much time trying to learn how to belly dance and do other stupid shit with their hips.

>nothing about the puking was fake or contrived
Well of course not, but helping her wash some of it out of her hair was also a bit of a trust building or intimate moment, I think

Its not rape if its consensual dipshit, and consent doesn't have to be during the act, it can be given before the act.

Guy I went to highschool with and the town druggy who was about 32 at the time showed up at a highschool party out in the woods by the lake spot.
Druggy starts hitting on the freshmen at the party offers one of them some Oxys she takes the bait. He tells her to follow him we find them an hour later in the back of Druggy car she's getting fucked in all holes by Druggy and Highschool kid while tied up and knocked out her face was a bruised to shit. They both went to prison Highschool kid got it easy he gets out of prison next year, Druggy dude is in prison for another 20

>implying you need to tie up someone whos passed out.

your campfire story needs more work before you go out an virtue signal to all the chicks on the next camp-out, faggit.

no from what the cops got out of it they tied her up and were trying to fuck her but she was struggling too much and they knocked her out

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I also had like 2-3 years of high school with him, after it all occurred. For the most part we acted like it never happened.

Well that would have been great. All I got was blocked on every single means of contact with her.

She was mumbling incoherently and blacked out at the time, and my arms were shaking from the work of getting her clean without dropping her to some stupid freak death in the tub... but sure why not. Intimate, yeah.

Gf gave me permission to try it one night.

>So I went and hung out with my roommate while she laid in bed.
>came back about 2 hours later and she was passed the fuck out.
>I fall asleep before her normally, so this is rare.
>Pull down her pyjama pants, no panties
>makes life easier
>spit on my fingers, stick them in
>She doesn't move or anything
>Like she's fuckin' dead.
>I've fondled exes in their sleep before and they moan and grind against my dick
>She doesn't even breathe hard
>No change
>Escalate further and further
>She's laying on her side, I'm behind her, on my knees, nailing her as deeply as I can.
>Normally she howls and tries to pull away when I go really deep
>Not huge dick but big enough I guess
>But right now, she's not moving, or struggling, makes no indication she's being fucked
>But shes soaking wet, tight, and breathing a little harder than before
>Felt better than anything to just fuck the hell out of her without her trying to stop me from going balls deep
>Cum buckets right into her pussy
>gently pull her pants back up and fall asleep
>She woke up the next morning and didn't suspect a thing until I told her
>The face she made, imagine telling a woman you have a 12 inch dick and are a multi-millionaire, the face she would make. Yeah that's the face she made.

Well if a decent looking chick scrubbed puke out of my hair, I'd probably think she was pretty fucking cool

I have and the only reason i got away with it is i did not take pictures or tell a bunch of people.

How beta do you have to be that you have to resort to sleep rape on your GIRLFRIEND.
I knew this place was full of loser virgins but damn this is a whole new level

Most excellent then, for while I am no prize, I sure as hell am decent looking.

Never fucked anyone since then (it was in 2009) but idc. It was so awesome I'm satisfied with not getting laid ever again.

shut up virgin no one cares what you think

THAT HAND IS UNDERAGE

Stop being a beta cuck

moar pics of sleeping girls?

You've done a fair favor for her, and she was at least into you when drunk, so I think you've got the greenlight to pursue her more?

as much as this post is probably a joke, I love how it can be a very legitimate assertion some of the neckbeards here would make

Yeah fucked this black chick I met at a show. Me and her guy cousin took her to a motel he called his girl to come over. He smashed in the shower I fucked passed out black chick on the bed.

Mads?

U wot m8

Nope, that's because when there's alcool I always binge on it, but yeah...
Last year summer time I was drunk and a girl tried to fuck me on the beach, but I didn't get an erection because of alcool

Oh this was years ago, and yes I did fuck her again after.

more pics?

Bullshit story. You didn't last half an hour being a virgin. Try again, kid. Oh, it's spelled "too"

Wondeful

I would never do that.

I would take her home, let her sleep in my bed and then have her eat a bowl full of hard boiled eggs though.

She'd have to eat all of the eggs.

I blocked him for about 6 months.. The trick is to be sorry. Draw attention without demanding it. "I'm sorry, what a terrible thing to do to someone, I'll never do it again". All people are different. Maybe I'm particularly weak-willed.

Has anyone ever convinced their girlfriend to get passed out drunk and you have your way with her but have someone else fuck her without her knowing?

well meme'd
I had forgotten about that

Oh Fark what is that from it sounds so familia

Are you multi-millionaire?
Can you send me a milion dollars?
Thanks m8 I'll appreciate

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I'm not planning on it. I don't think a big show was made of what happened, and I sure as fuck do not plan on trying to contact her.
The police and other people involved told me to never try to make contact with her, so any move to repair our contact situation would basically have to come from her.

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She looks great. Post all you got.
Story?

Dude if I was a millionaire I wouldn't be on this site. I'd be nailing some thousand dollar an hour hooker on the hood of a Escort Cosworth.

I think the whole thing was kept pretty contained to just me and her family, so I don't plan to ever make any posts or whatever about it.

Yeah... I'd do the same tbh

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Also I'll try to find more.

I spend a lot of time licking and fingerings her pussy. Also took a while to get it in her ass because it was so tight. I also thrusted really slowly and stopped every time I was about to cum. I wanted to make the moment last as much as possible.

and that's why you're not a millionaire

First pussy I ever seen, smelled, touched and tasted was my step sisters while she was sleeping on the living room couch. I first stuck my hand under her little gym shorts and little cotton panties. I was surprised that she had a nice mound of pubes, I was hard as fuck jerking off, I pulled her panties down far enough to see her little pussy lips, stuck a finger down between them then smelled and licked it, then I went and was able to stick my tongue in between as well, I was trying to get it far enough to feel her clit but couldn't really tell. Our parents came home so I had to stop, I could hear the garage door opening, glad I didn't get caught!

Tried to fuck you on the beach? Trying to give other beach goers a show?

I'm not really a beta. I was sexually frustrated, I gave her all the support she needed in everything and I had urges. I'm not gonna cheat on her, and she got mad around the thought of me using porn to get off. It was an alright relationship for being in highschool but she was childish when it came to adult matters. I had needs too and they weren't getting tended to so I did something about it.

It's not rape if it's wet.

Yeah she is hot af

I worked in a funeral home, does that count?

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Ducked my gf on several occasions while she slept, I would cum in her pussy and her asshole. She would wake up every once and a while, never very happy lol

My ex actually liked to be used like that. Something she loved doing was getting super drunk and have me take "advantage" of her. She said she liked being submissive like that and letting me do anything I wanted. Of course we had rules mostly for safety.

Nope, it wasn't a party on the beach, we were 3 people. It was me and two girl friends and we had a lot of beers and yeah, one of them tried to fuck me on the beach and I was super drunk while she had drunk something like 2-3 beers

Yes. Girlfriends cousin

Hey you gotta have fun sometimes right?

Most of the people who become millionaires through the lottery end up broke, but I wouldn't be a statistic.

I bought a house when I was 22, I know how to control my finances. If I won a million bucks I could turn it into hundreds of millions. Or, at the very minimum, live comfortably until I'm too old to give a fuck.

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