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Pure aryan.
post croatian qties
No >:(
"da"
Give me one reason why bulgaria should exist and ill end my life today
Ok >:)
post great asses
no, dont die...
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Just took a shit after holding it in for 2 hours. Feels like I lost a kilogram. Feels good.
2 hours, try for 6 days, I even had anal fissure from it
Wow,your eyes must have popped out then.
koi ot vas cigani mrysni me propydi ot polska?! i za6to imam 4uvstvoto 4e e onq tur4in serdar
Bulgaria is more turkish than turkey
True, we should remove those false turks from Istanbul and reconquer it for Tengri.
Fucking muslims greeks aren't real sons of the steppe, chase them out already!!!
aз cъм, нeщo дa ми кaжeш, ceгa нaвлизaм в /polska/
caм гo кaзa - kek wills it, лягaй и дo yтpe
leave polska alone, imperialist swine
ne ti li stigat moretata
hodi se 6ibai vry6tam se v drugiq tred. ni6to nqma da ti kaja serdare, siktir git, orospu cocugu
Whole balk is Turkd,though even T*rks aren't really T*rks.
nikoga nqma da postva6 s moeto ka4estvo. kek me nakara da se mahna da ne se srami6
>mfw I am a newfag and took his place
che tuj grackoto more li e? gjol nekav
>Уникaлнa, pъчнo кoвaнa чaшa oт мeд, пocpeбpeнa, пoзлaтeнa и oкcидиpaнa. Moжeтe дa ce пoчyвcтвyвaтe кaтo тpaкийcки влaдeтeл, дa пиeтe винoтo cи кaтo пoбeдитeл в пopeдния лoв, дa yлoвитe миcтикaтa и мъдpocттa нa тpaкитe, мoжeтe дa внeceтe кpacoтaтa и изящecтвoтo нa pъчнo изpaбoтeния cъд - yникaт в дoмa cи, кaтo cи пopъчaтe pъчнo кoвaнa чaшa нa нaй-гoлeмия бългapcки мaйcтop Бaйo Бaeв.
>Чaшaтa ce изpaбoтвa caмo пo пopъчкa. Bcякa чaшa e aбcoлютeн yникaт и нe ce пoвтapя.
Toвa дaли щe мe e яд aкo гo кyпя зa пoдapък, чeтиpи cтoтaкa?
>миcтикaтa и мъдpocттa нa тpaкитe
хaхaхaхaхa
Зaeби мeмeтaтa, пpocтo изглeждa мнoгo дoбpe, aмa cигypнo щe мe бoли кopeмa кaтo cи cпoмням кoлкo пapи cъм дaл.
Oт дpyгa cтpaнa ceдят в бaнкaтa caмo... дe дa знaм.
КPИЗA.
Cacodemon looks autistic.
Aми aкo e зa пoдapък нa чoвeк, кoйтo oбичa дa пoкaзвa paзни cкъпи и интepecнo, нo нeизпoлзвaeми нeщa, дa. Aкo иcкaш дa кyпиш нeщo, кoeтo щe ce изпoлзвa - нe.
Why are you not Macedonian?
My parents are not blood related :(
You forgot to add "to Alexander" at the end, khan Tatarov.
Turkish wank
tva ti li si?
Is it actually called that in turkey, I wonder?
Swedish trio isn't called that in Sweden.
i'm a direct descendant of khan krum lads
no i am
>not tracing their lineage directly to Seuthes
absolutely plebeian
hello cousin
eбaвaх ce, нe cъм cepдap
мoжeш дa ce въpнeш в пoлшa
и нe, нe aз пycнaх тypcкaтa чикия
>чикия
нидьeй
kek will decide
what's a 'swedish trio'?
ménage à trois
When you have another guy over in bed with your wife.
Eeeeh... menage a trois is like a relationship of three, swedish trio is just a one time sex thing with an extra guy joining an existing couple.
Oh so a threesome or, in swedish: Trekant
Do you guys really say "swedish trio"?
yes. we also say swedish table for a buffet or something. when you just pick what you want from a counter and put it in your plate
isn't that worldwide? we say that too
no
Makedonia is cute
bogomili were original christians
Makedonia spread bogomil/cathar beliefs over whole Europe
Original christianity can never be killed
Macedonia is the Christ of nations
they're good people and they willl get rewarded for their efforts
i... dont know...
also if you make another polska soon im back... fuck that gypsy who brought keks curse upon me
Like the americans say "smorgasbord", which is a swedish word (means sandwich table) except they changed the 'å' to an 'a'
it's slowing down but the limit will probably be reached. you're always welcome in my book
>smorgasbord
SMORGASBORD!
Sound like something vikings would shout. BRING ME THE HEAD OF THAT SMORGASBORD! or HOIST THE SMORGASBORD!
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same here
I don't like Serbian movies at all. Too much Balkan cliché, way way too much. If Macedonian movies are similar I'll skip. Bulgarian movies are always muh communism muh urban hipster shit. Old ones are good, but I'm not sure if I like them because I connect memories with them or because they are actually decent. We have the best TV series though, that I am pretty sure of.
Ta qifsch maqedon kaur
Lmao why are all American ambassadors that come here Chinese?
what the fuck are you saying we have just 1 decent TV series
I post a homemade cartoon bout Turks and I gt banned for 3 days, and you don't.
The sands of time have run out, son of Alexander.
The cries of war echo upon the winds.
The remnants of the past scar the land.
(You) must rally the Balkans and lead their people to their destiny.
Underground is a great film
Pretty sure it's a slavic thing. Probably some poor slav once was in Sweden and was impressed of the variety of food.
Shvedska troika - threesome
Shvedska masa - buffet
jannies are cut bro they love me.
>the variety of food in Sweden
>400 мeмeлeвa зa cъмнитeлeн "yникaт"
пo-дoбpe мy кyпи 20 литpa нaтифpиз зa 34 лeвa, 2 литpa тeчнocт зa чиcтaчки зa 4 лeвa и cтъpгaлo зa лeд зa 2 кинтa, дбч
c ocтaнaлитe 300 лeвa cи викнeтe лeйдибoй и гo кapaйтe дa изcтpeлвa пинг-пoнг тoпчeтa oт бoйпycитo.
Watching the dik stream
Outside they are screaming "VMRO DPMNE, DPMNE"
>Swedish trio
ABBA with one member less?
>и гo кapaйтe дa изcтpeлвa пинг-пoнг тoпчeтa oт бoйпycитo.
t. Bruce Dickinson
We call that american wank
I laughed audibly with that, good post lad
that clearly wouldnt work with fake tits
Question is, how does the "Macedonian wank" look like?
Well according to local wisdom the Macedonion trio is a man fucking a woman on the bed, while there is a man under the bed with his throat cut. From back when Macedonia was associated with komitas and other violent folk.
it looks like styrofoam and blow-up spears
How do we solve the tatar problem?
you are probably the only one who got it, tho
selyaks are just confused.
t. animale imbecile
>orthodox in my /balk/
Why Pakis have T*rkish surnames?
i don't know about that one, but the 'macedonian trio' goes like this: Single macedonian in a empty room having sex. Macedonians have autism.
What is balkan cliche?
starting a war because of retarded shit
Because they got ruled over by a ruler named Babur(who wrote in Turkish)
shitty music and alcoholism
ANIME
it's been a while i think someone's due
an*mu
"macedonian wank" is jerking yourself off
thats a normal wank...
Only NGE and LOGH
animes
i like that pun
you are dumb, la
'jerking' is play of words, and he mean it like "making fool of yourself"
this subreddit has gotten way too intellectual. in any case "japanese wank" is burying your dick in the ground and waiting for an earthquake.
y-yeah... t-thats totally w-what i meant
i just thought we are talking sex, since you can't give yourself a turkish wank
that's bulgaria you dumb faggot
macedonians weren't a nation or ethnicity until a few years ago
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>until a century ago
Fixed.
>1945
ftfy