Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

2D>3D edition

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Hmm.. ex stuff, don't really want to drag that shit here

Good... good.. *rubs hands*

I had recently done my 9th rewatch
>Dat gif
Very impressive, saved

Can't kill what dosent have a life

I might sleep now.
Goodnight just in case.

Milinda claim

claiming military waifus

Good night.
See you in 30, probably.

Goodnight Booby Brother.

...

Alright
Just move on with life~

It's grape flavored

Sleep tight man.

Oh boy.

Kek, thanks princess.

>Big
>;^)
Haha, no problem m8.

Yeah that's true, gotta examine everything I save now kek.

>Best idol claimed

>claiming yume

yeah I don't they ever hit 20 but still haha
>isn't that normal?
i mean...maybe, I usually gotta give it like, 3 min between discharges
good
Not sure why my pic isn't working, but top is a 1880's winchester, mid is a springfield from civil war era, don't know the year
bottom is a M1a1 carbine. The other guns i have are just some .22, not really special
u wish, my knucks are stone
AAHHHHEEHHHAHAHA
>tfw you can't be jonah
why live?
OOOHHHHH SAVED

Tattoo looks like a semi-cartoonish fish skeleton
>can't unsee

Sinon claim

Hello there!
>sleep is overrated

Second stage; anger.

Welcome back!
Sleep is for the weak indeed~
Good luck~
I have now gone in the final stage: acceptance

I try man.. just 7 years with someone just love to haunt me with memories no matter how hard I try to forget

Damnit.. I'm not a nigger

And my skull is steel
Check mate

Hello sinon

clmd

>M1a1 carbine
>Winchester Model 1886
>springfield 1863

shit nigga fix the thing so i can see.

i know right might as well kms
your welcome. i found a few good kokos just now while looking for operator girls.

Thanks! Did you have a good time ?
>I'm not weak ._.

Goodnight, Galko.
Sleep well.

...

This night isn't shaping up to be a good one.
How's everyone elses night going?

Your welcome my Idol

Same as always, just trying to keep my mind occupied.

You'll get there eventually
I trust ya!
Yeah, listening to some music right now~
>I'm not weak ._.
Course you're not, you're still awake!

That was quick. I'll help you out. (only image I have sadly)

>Shiro

psh, you wish...glass ass jaw ass nigga
nice
Finally got it working, the Springfield I was told not to shoot haha
>found some good kokos
where? for research?
kok

Hii, Yuno!

Yay, hello there! (:

to answer your question:
We had a dream... twice... nobody liked it

Wew lad

s i n

>yuno is still mean to me edition

3 minutes? Wew lad.

Welcome back friend.

Thanks.

The non-blacks in Jonestown enjoyed it :^)

Glad you're here

....
Fucking hell
No more dick!
Topkek
Gonna try to fulfill your Aryan dream again?

nah we just make poland great again by conquering it then its fine

a a a a a a a a

((hey everyone))

Sounds like a pretty shitty night, not gunna lie.
Hey there.

Oh guns! I like!

How are you friend?

Hey Hotaru!

Likewise

y care?
more or less, although after like 2 times i'm pretty much done for a bit haha
AAAHHHHHH

Will you deport all the refugees there?
Hello Barry~

Like I said, same as always.

I like them too! the winchester is my favorite :P
>4 1/2 hours till work
Sleep you sexy loli

Indeed!

Thank you! (:

I hope so megumin..

>Firearms
lol u a lil bitch

How are things?

Ah shit, thanks

you could probably shoot the springfield but i would have a gunsmith check it first. or do the research and check it yourself. But defiantly clean it and oil it before storing it if you aren't going to fuck with it. if you take care of it, it will last for hundreds of years. that's a really respectable family photo man.
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g.e-hentai.org/g/711446/4745194327/

what is your Winchester chambered in?

>implying I do

hAY hows your day going?

Nice!
>loli
YOU FOCKING WOT M8?

...

...

Hungover and painful... kek
Besides my headache. Not too bad.

...

damn such fine legs
totally

...

So, what's up?
It might take a while, but it'll be a thing of the past
You will make Germany great again!

Active, since I couldn't sleep and now feeling lucky about today, what about you, friend ? (:

Everything as usual, not much exciting. You?

yume deserves love. do you think ranta is going to eat her ass?

Lel.

Think you can make it through the day?

Kek, takes me about 40mins.

How was your day?

Don't mention it.

>hangover

i dunno if i can get one, i get drunk off of 2 winecoolers..

also this thread just got

>


>hotaru

>not having guns
cuck ass glass jaw ass nigga ass nigga
Thats what i've heard, we had a family friend work on it and the winchester (floating firing pin) and he knows his stuff but its more of a hobby for him, we might strap it too a tree and shoot it haha
>thanks for the links, gonna go....research
and the winchester is 40-82, we had some rounds but I gotta find em again
>implying implications
you heard me
ooohhhmyyyygoooooddd
kek between each? or after 2?

Best girl claimed!
today was great

I take it the date went well?

>koko

Eva and chilled?
>kek'd

Glad somebody like them :)

I know them feels. Still recovering from last nights drinking. Also getting ready for work
>Flying with a hangover is probably a bad idea, right?

Honestly, I would be surprised if I made to work... Much less all day...

Kek Im a lightweight too. Im not that bad though. I had a 12 pack of Keystone, 2 full bottles of Jack and a half bottle of wine. I have no clue how im not dead... kek
>Lewd
>Not yet... kek

M8 1v1 me on Dust II
Lets settle this like the NEET faggots we are...
kek

indeed XD
we got like 13 seconds into the theme song

sachi claim
>barely awake edition

On the meh side, the feels are kicking in

Oh I have a gun.. but guns are too quick, not as fun as knives or even better, your fists

all legs are beautiful
hey maid one

ye. How goes?

Hey Megumin~! Sup?

yo

hello

Tomoko!!
>have you watched Eva yet?

gimme the deets mang
sorry, I don't rek kids
post your gun faggot, I need to cream
Goes pretty good, how bout you?

Today was a great day. Found some new friends (:
How was your day?

Oh, so you leaving us? Meh.

BTW my gun is better.
>srry I had to
>

I ate some weed brownies and now I really have no idea what is going on

no i need to finish jojo first

>Milinda

i forgot. who?

>40-82 WCF
fuck man that is a unicorn cartridge its like 4 bucks a round.
buffaloarms.com/Detail.aspx?
PROD=158039&CAT=4446

>ooohhhmyyyygoooooddd

i know right


show me your gun.

I'd expect you to be sleeping.
Feeling any tired, at least?

Kek
That was fast!
Not much really, just watching some space videos~
Yourself?
You're having a blast!

Miho claimed

I R back.

THAT GUN WASN'T YOURS TO LOOSE. THAT GUN BELONGS TO THIS UNITED STATE MUHHHHHREEEN CCUUUURRR.

but seriously that's cool as fuck are you a maintainer or a crewmen?

I can agree with this

I think its actually because your a pussy... FITE ME FGGT

I don't have to leave for another few hours. Plus why would I leave after my new friend comes back? :)

lightweight champions!

also
>lewd?

oh FUQ I thought you were a helicopter fly-e guy tho?
>unicorn cartride
exactly, my brother bought a box of 20 years ago but they're in a lockbox somewhere, can't find em. but i mean...its worth buying new ones for the winchester haha

no the helicopter guy is kagami
yeah i would buy a box and some reloading equipment and just reuse the brass.

it's hard to remember she's a 5th grader sometimes. but hey, if she's 11, i'm 11.

I swear i'm reading a book inside my mind it's cool

Between each, want to get the same feeling.

Haha, well hope you can hang in there nevertheless.

>Sure you don't want some quick zzz's?

Ayy, that's great man. Pretty good day overall, got to exercise then relax.

Don't die.

Welcome back.

>meh side
You okay?

>legs

Hello

well we went out for dinner. talked the entire time. went back to my place. played plague inc together while watching twilight zone.
>also weed + booze
then we went to my bedroom to "Eva and chill"
we got like 10 or so seconds into the intro
now she is sleeping and irradiating all kinds of fucking heat.
>never did get to watch Eva
so now I'm watching 2.22 and trying not to melt
asdfjkl;
then get on it man!
>i need to gush about Eva with someone
>i never did get to watch Eva with her
>watching it now as she radiates heat all over the place and takes up 75% of bedspace
aaaaand here comes the kitten to curl up at my feet and attack them if i move.
>great

>pic kinda related

Crewman.
>Actually its US Army property.
>Marine corp tankers suck

Yes!
>Thats hot ;)
>

On the civilian side yes. That there is my death machine of awesome.
>RIP Koko
kek

I actually am helicopter guy... kek

Me too...
>I dont know. I think I will be okay...
>Help me....

Why hello there...

Go back to /k/
Its just a m9.. my dad has it locked up cause he secretly fears I'll lose it one day and our family tends to have psychotic moments

Read above

Just trying to forget my ex whom I've been with for about 7 years..

This is the lewdest pic I got. Gotta keep your waifu pure!

Hello to you too.

>Rattle rattle
Your condition has gone down?

>ex
Know that fucking feeling. :|

Yay, exciting!
>you would never leave heh

purity intensifies