What does getting a boner feel like?

What does getting a boner feel like?

tits and timestamp

Like your arm does when you stick it in a blood pressure testing machine.

>he hasnt had erectile dysfunction since birth..

...

that feels bad doe

...

your boners feel like heart attacks?

Wat?

It isn't a painful feeling unless you have an erecting for hours then it becomes painful, but it isn't that good of a feeling either just imagine like stretching your leg but instead of it being your leg it's your dick

Is that why you have hypertension?

you come to us, hat in hand, with your meager offerings of newfaggotry
yet you offer us neither tits nor a tasty sandwich
i know the summer is long, but we have rules for a reason.
please either post tits, lurk moar, or take your newfaggotry to another forum

>ps i think tumblr is a bit more welcoming to your kind

This was meant for op

Post your tits and ill explain as it happens

That's pretty metal, you should just ride the pain and know that you have the most badass boner around.

>tfw you're left handed and have to get in the machine backwards
>usually it's got a wall on one side so i have to awkwardly position my shoulder and smash my face up against the fabric back wall
fuck that machine

>yet another new fag pretending he isn't a newfag

AHAHAHAHAHHA

...

OP pretending to be a grill to get a successful thread like 60% of Sup Forums

Feels a lil some like this op:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

>it takes too many dexterity pts to press a button with my off-hand, so I pretend I do extremely awkward shit for no reason on the internets

it feels like getting a boner

You can't get your blood pressure taken accurately without using your own arm. If you're right handed, great, good for you.

>pretending to be edgy and calling someone a newfag
>not getting the godfather reference because not an oldfag
>mfw >.

I think a coffin is a bit more welcoming to your kind