Give me good egg recipes

Give me good egg recipes

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>take egg
>take pan
>take oil
>take bread
>take cheese
>put oli in pan
>fry egg
>put cheese in bun
>put egg between cheese
>?????
>profit

>take fertile egg
>fertilize it with your baby batter
>have a kid
>repeat a few times
>have a family
>support them with a career
>retire at 65
>move to florida
>live there until you die

French toast

eggs benedict

>take blender
>750ml milk
>2-3 eggs
>1 1/2 chocolate protein powder
>tablespoon peanut butter
>whole banana

enjoy

that's 1 & 1/2 scoops powder

Why do you need that much?
How big are you?

I work out 3 days a week, drink this shake twice a day on top of my regular meals. I weigh 155 lbs 6'0

Sounds pretty thin.

you didn't say please, feggit

i am =( feelsbadman. just can't gain weight like other people. and no I'm not sick in any way

pretty please

That's just how being an ectomorph works.
I'm 158 and 5'11.
Could be worse.

Mix 2 eggs, 1lb shredded mozzarella, 16oz ricotta, shredded spinach by hand

Boil jumbo shells about 6 minutes
Set out on wax paper

Brown 1/2 lbs ground veal

Fill with cheese mix and lay in pan,1 layer. Cover with red sauce sprinkle evenly with veal, top with morr shredded mozarella, cover with aluminium foil, bake 375 F for 45 mins, uncover, broil for 5 mins

>Sear grilled ham or Canadian bacon
>poach an egg (crack egg into shallow sauce pan with hot but not water. Swirl the water into a vortex first before you drop the egg and just poach for 4 minutes
>Grill English muffin with a little butter. (can probably grill this with the ham or pop into toaster)

Then,

Lemon juice
Whole stick hot melted butter.
3 egg yolks
Little salt
Pepper

Use immersion blender and drizzle the hot melted butter, lemon juice into the egg yolks. Blend until you have a creamy sauce

Pour the sauce ontop if the assembled poached egg, ham and muffin and sprinkle on some dill or chives and enjoy.

Eggs Benedict

>take egg
>microwave for 2 minutes
Enjoy easy hard boiled eggs

fry the shit out of it and eat in bread

Shove eggs up ass, fall down stairs absorb eggs thru colin

1 hen + 1 rooster

>put oil in pan
>cut circle out of the middle of the bread
>place bread in pan
>put egg in middle of bread
>cook to your specification
Eggs in a basket

This

Step 1 buy/steal eggs
Step 2 take eggs home
Step 3 murder family
Step 4 go to ihop

youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4

>step 5 order eggs

a bowl of eggs

That was implied

>international
>house
>of
>eggs
No

Pancakes = milk+ eggs +flour

But that's a pancake recipe, not how to make egg. You need to make egg before you can make pancakes.

Here's a recipe for an egg

You'll need
One egg

Step 1
Take the egg

Finished! Enjoy your egg

Pancakes are an eggs recipe

IHOP

Itt still implied to have eggs

You make pancakes with pancake juice stupid

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I'm 150 and 6'3/ 6'4....

Simple can be good and easy. Fry up an egg or two plop it on some toast. Add spices or S&P.

Scrambled is good on or off toast. Fucking throw whatever you like in them. Mine usually have some kind of meat ham,bacon or sausage then onions, green peppers sometimes, tomatoes but add them in just before its done cooking. Some shredded cheese. If you like black olives they are amazing if you throw some in there. I also add a pinch of dill weed also fucking amazing.

Fucking weird...my captcha was pick the eggs in these photos.

How can someone be 5'11 and wtf is lbs??? Come out of your caves and get the metric system ffs!!!!

you can mix a delicious egg with some bunch of monkey shit to get a nice summer meal

Fry 1lbs bacon in a large pan
Fry eggs in remaining bacon grease
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