Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

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Rory claimed

>i accidentally killed hanako edition

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>getting better at osu! edition

Claimed.

Uhh... someone please get me a fan. I think I just saw an angel...

claimed

Heyy! are you using my tips?

trust me it helps
osu is allllll about repetition and getting your hand eye coordination down

>flaps fan in front of you

COME BACK TO THE REAL WORLD ITS OK

>im still barely alive

Smooth.

Hey Kazuki. How goes?

Oh please don't make that joke....
Too cheesy.

Dont worry, it was just me

Oh hey. Was thinking you'd dropped off to sleep. What's up?
>Rattle rattle

>giving fan
How does it come that your thread got deleted?

>this place does not have enough cheese

Oh dear, I can still see her. Is this heaven?

Aaaaaand there it is.
Shoot me.

>shizuru

CHEESE FOR EVERYBODY!

>smooth
It wasn't my fault i swear!

>it'sokilikecheesy

c:

Your cheesiness killed the bread.

Claimed

tired
claw

Nothing really, just eating breakfast

Shitposters around the world have tried and failed in derailing /waifu/, and I did it in two minutes with a joke. Jesus Christ.

>I didn't know I held this kind of power.

Any particular reason you're still awake? Lol
>Rattle

Anything good?

How horrifying indeed.

Chen are you here?

Hi Karen. What's up?

aye~
Claimed

Get off the internet and experience real life

claimed

none at all
>rattle

Well then. I'm off to every cancerous thread in Sup Forums to tell cheesy jokes. Wish me luck!

>I refuse to use this power responsibly

Yeah well, I need the practice. Gotta get a slew of dad jokes ready when the time comes.

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Eggs and some sausages, nothing interesting at all
What are you up to?
no, u

>im pregnant
>hi pregnant im dad

the best

hello karen!

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What the?! H-HOW?!

Oh. Ok.
>Happy rattles
I think there's something in the Geneva convention about that...
Watching youtube. Might go grab a bite to eat in a minute here.

Hi there hotaru
How are you doing?

Hey, just woke up, not much.
What about you?

The Geneva Convention can go screw itself. I HOLD THE POWAH!

I almost derailed this thread. How are things on your side?

goodbye

forever
ive decided to join the real world. the noose is all ready to go
stay gay

have fun spike

Nothing much.
>Watching youtube. Might go grab a bite to eat in a minute here.

Killing yourself again?
See you later, faggot.

that reminds me

dubs and i transcend my godly status onto something greater

Ssssswing and a miss.

something something multiple personalities something something ruin community

Oh calm downnnn its just a picture i had
no hotaru on my phone so heres a concerned looking dog

lol blaming a single person for ruining a community. Good one guy

I got you.
I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you

See you tomorrow or in 10 minutes shitbag

but why would you do such a thing hanabro
I might get out some green plums and peaches for breakfast.

watcha gonna eat?

yo found your dubs
thank you doggo
hotaru hanako wants to kill me for talking to you
waht do?

I love that one
do you have the on about "today is another mark" ?

I'm going to go watch the sun rise, listen to birds and other shit for 15 minutes.
you shitter

really? :o

No idea. Maybe ramen.

I don't have any of the other copy pastas sitting around.

It's a copy pasta.

what did i ever do?
ey shizuru you got it

Well, if you DO fall asleep, have some sweet dreams.

In my pursuit to impress Hotaru I told the cheesiest joke to her and the thread stood still for a full five minutes.

>The things I do for love

Oh, and what could you possibly mean? I didn't want to kill you, it was just a joke! Haha...

oh, thank you Karen-san

I found that one particularly amusing for some reason.
Decided to keep it in the same text file as my counting and the rules

Eh?! I'm not Karen.

>Haha...
yeah...
a joke...
What was the cheese you gave her?

>oh, thank you Karen-san
>you Karen-san
>Karen-san
ARE ALL BLONDE GIRLS THE SAME TO YOU, YOU FACELESS FUCK?
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hanako is yandere
Never knew until recently

>if you play dead hanako will assume dominance and will no longer concider you a threat.

im running out of pictures that arent me. Heres another concerned dog

Read
I have the power to bring threads to a standstill.

Not a yandere, I swear.

>I just have jealous tendencies
>thank you for concerned dog

I did that today. Went shopping with family and spent some time with my grandfather.
Here, have a box o doggos.

>Rory-sama

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>imageswap strikes again
Have a kawaii doggo insteas

Wew lad

Yeah, i apologize for calling you yandere. I see now what a real yandere might look like.

Good morning Homu.

>she will never fall asleep on your face

Sup Shizuru.

>not yandere
Ok hanako. Sure, you just get a little jealous cutie.

>nervous smile

That is not a dog..

>seriously though i might have to start posting myself and thatll be awkward for all, heres a dog failing

C'mon man, you all know Yuno's the only real yandere here.

Good morning, how are things on your end?

>Watching youtube. Might go grab a bite to eat in a minute here.
You?

Youve called me yandere?

Im actually pretty happy about that

Nah. Yuno is tsundere.
You're yandere.
You almost killed the whole bread just to make a joke. I can only imagine if you actually perceived them as making a slight against you.

What an odd thing to be happy about...

>failed at the final post thingy
Poor doggo.

Probably was my best night in the whole week, no plans for today for now other than relaxing, listening to new albums and watching anime.

Just woke up and wondering if I'm hungry enough to eat a toast or if I should just drink tea.

I like staying up until 7 am because I love nature in the morning. So great.
Oh I realize it's copypasta, but why must you revive it? So many bad memories. (cue vietnam shiro gif)

>Already 7 AM

Good morning.

Well, Karen and Megumin HAVE come close...

Isn't that right, Karen?

Maki! Good morning! Guess what?

I almost killed this thread!

Is it?
I thought it was pretty harmless. The only bad memory i have associated with it was Hand trying to act like a villain. Was not working for him. Lol

How very english of you...

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it was horrid. i can't sleep at morning because of that.

Megumin is shipped with Kagami. Megumin is too nice to do that to cute little Kagami.

I wish I was hungry enough for a full English breakfast.

bumperino

Help me /waifu/. I need to take this but its seriously fucking with me.

>Rory-sama

Cuddle with me immediately

I am

Chibi karen is adorable
Whats karen from tho

>hotaru

Megumin claimed~
>didn't sleep edition

Jose Carioca in a dress. I'm not a well man, shut up.

Do it you pussy

I don't even know what that is.

youtube.com/watch?v=UhRXn2NRiWI

>Shiro

As you wish, ma'am!

>slide tackle

You can do it!

I see that my natural friendliness is perceived as a threat now...

>No one has claimed Remilia
Good, beasties she's mine!

Is that insulin or something?
Steroids, maybe?
Either way, what's wrong?

you can do it

She's from kin'iro mosaic
an animu about a british girl and her friend transferring to japan
Funny part is Shinobu and Alice are the main characters. Karen, Yoko and Alice are kind of like the backup mains.

Good morning.

I did want an explanation, Hanako.

>Karen, Yoko and Alice are kind of like the backup mains.
Wat? As someone who never watched it I had the impression Karen had a much more relevant role than anyone else in the series.

Threat? Oh, silly Megumin you're my friend! I would't hurt you.

>Unless prompted

Oh, sorry. Read this.

Its an immunosuppressant that helps with my Crohns. I have no problem with the needle, its the not knowing.
>costs $1500 AUD a shot
>I get it for $6.10 per 2
I freeze up when I try to take it

Not knowing what? That was vague. Lol

And read this.