Serious question, Are these spider bites on my ass? they itchy like crazy

serious question, Are these spider bites on my ass? they itchy like crazy.

Did you recently shave it?

nope

bacteria you filthy mother fucker

i take showers, how is that bacteria?

Possibly scabies, see a doc and you can get rid of it in a few weeks

Might be scabies desu.
Have you been having skin to skin contact with anyone lately? Scabies mites can also be transfered by common objects like towels and furniture. Is it itchy everywhere? Something to look into.

how much fucking ass do you have

Skin infection.

Nothing dangerous, just ugly and itchy.

i'm a Sup Forumstard, how the fuck would i get scabies?

shit can get you anywhere, you don't even need much contact with living humans

im a neet

imma go with spider bites final answer.

how do u get groceries?

There's your answer you disgusting slob. It's fucking skin irritation from shit hygiene. wash your fucking ass.

always wash my ass

once a month, its been 2 weeks since i went to the store though and only began itching today. Like i said probably spider bites.

Different user...but heres a weird pimple on my left shoulder blade

I'll take those double dubs and tell you again that those are obviously zits, as spider bites look nothing like that

Scabies do take a few weeks to actually start itching and be visible, see a doc or something anyways if its some parasite shit only gets worse

likely an ingrown hair, lance it, pluck it, and slap some bactine on it

Sorry but you die in few moths, it´s cancer!

Cancer, rest in piece user.

Thanks man I just got rid of it XD it's pretty Rad and gross at the same time

stab it with a needle and post result

Lmfao even though it's a pimple on my stretch mark XD

ugh ill just wait and see if it goes away from not scratching at it. Thanks for the diagnosis though, i really hope its not.

I should've done that! Damn I just popped it with my fingers

apple cider vinegar...wipe on repeat

Pimple on my shoulder is gone Lol and the skin dried up sorry guys should've got pics of it

looks like lack of air from being on Sup Forums 24-7

WHERES THE BUTTHOLE LMAOOOOO

Other then my gross pimple on my shoulder check out this one guys dick from yesterdays thread... weird white things... and then someone muppetized the dick

U made this after the fact XD what I'd do

I* kek

this looks like a maggot under your skin.
disgusting. get checked, we're not doctors

I am 99% sure that this is nothing more than a heat rash. Wash regularly, talc and air dry. Make sure it's 100% dry before dressing. Change and wash your sheets and you should be fine.

Talc will give you cancer, faggot.