You wake up and look like this

You wake up and look like this
What do?

Fuck big black nigger dicks all day.

Shake my money maker

Drop the most racist album of all time

Dye my skin to become white, just like lil Kim.

do i still have a dick?
if yes, fap

do voice acting for hentai animations

>fuck her super bass
>Lick her starship
>Show her my anaconda

call animal control

...

i turn myself in at the local zoo

Niggers hate being black. All niggers with money do this. They have to do it slow as not to upset other niggers

...

I'm not a skeleton

Everything I say is a lie

Sign myself autograph because she voice sugalite in su

"No plastic surgery"

Kek

>I can't read

Fixt that for you

Masturbate then go do lesbian things

Like softball?

Fingering vaginal and anally in front of a mirror all day long.

Masturbate as her, being very vocal about it because I assume I sound like her too and I just want to die in her huge fake ass.
Then I'll go on to my career as a famous musician for girls with high self esteem.
I'll come out as gay and support the LGBTQ community and then start picking out fans from my shows to invite backstage and fuck.

>acquire sybian
>ride
>???
>profit!

I would wear a mask and be a webcam whore on some webcam website, see how long if ever they find out I'm Nicki Minaj

Make money as the best hooker in the world because i know what men like

I would sign up for ghetto gaggers

>"not upset the other niggers"

kek

masturbate