Let's get me laid Sup Forums. Dubs decides

Let's get me laid Sup Forums. Dubs decides

lets fuck

Im fucking a trans nigger right nao

Just fucked two bitches, want to be the third?

Why use a fleshlight when you have a dog and some peanut butter

ay bby lets see some tits hehe

Would be going better with your tongue in my colon ;)

roll

Uh oh!

I'll be 100% honest with you, I'd rather be completley up front than shy away from the truth... I'd love to lick your tight asshole. Wanna make it reality?

aaaand ruined fuck you kid

re roll for next dubs but add "im just kidding about that last text lol..." before the main text

this

Good, lonely though ^_^

So i'll cut to the chase here, I'm on tinder because I want to get laid, no point in lying, so here's my proposal:

Lets go out to dinner, I'll pay.
Afterwards, I'll fuck your brains out at either my or your place.

If we have a good time, we can continue with the whole relationship thing, but for tonight, let's go out and have some fun.

You in?

> lonely though
beta as fuck. girls don't like guys without options.

>Good, lonely though ^_^

backpeddling is beta.

I'd go for this instead:
How about you cut out the dog and peanut butter tonight and we get down to business with some whipped cream?

Badly actual my dog just died :/

Let me be up front with you, I have genital herpes.

>im just kidding about that last text lol..
and my ladyboner is gone

I want lick you from feet to belly button

This

put your finger in my anus

This, hnnng. Winrar

Well I accidentally walked in on my acoustic sister strumming herself off while fingering a minor, so borderline suicidal. I've also been dreaming about you a lot lately. Sometimes you give me a handjob in the dream while you talk about how small my cock is. In reality, I know you would never touch me, so the best chance I have is to run you over with a van and paralyze you - then you won't be able to run away. Sorry if this is weird, it's just that I really love you and I don't know how to explain it. You're like a dollar bill for jews, ya know?

...k den

good just had a great dinner, but it would of been better with a side order of that ass.

I'm just gonna shoot you strait.
I'm married
But my wife is tired of wetting the bed everytime we have sex and I think she's a little embarrassed by it.... So my sex life has suffered.
Need someone else on the side so that I'm not constantly having to replace my sheets whenever she leaves a spot on my side... I'm tired of sleeping in a towel.

You interested?

Top Kek

Refill.

That

Dickscription

op delivar

one of these two odd dubs first one
even dubs bottom

You've already blown it

OP fag gone

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

My only son is gay.

Let's get me laid

Yes indeed some good fuckerooni will have to do.

eeeyy bby want sum fuk?

Wanna know how I call my dick?
Little thunder.

"Yes, I am a weeaboo. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my japanese soul long ago and I am happy together with my real doll. We don't any friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty fat and ugly looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and have sex with your fuckbuddy while I'll fap to my anime porn."

Kek
reroll

All hail Cthulu

...

i'm all smiles at the moment, i've come across many beautiful women on the outside sad ugly on the inside :( i'm a sweetheart, goofie, cutie :) Lol i'd love to kiss you too :) it be cool to have some to talk to :) tx me sometime beautiful

>YLYL
only the fucking banana

>gets/dubs/check 'em; names my pet; roulettes; etc.
everything with gets = good

>Pokémon
wat?

>draw threads
why? they be creative af

winrar

Say " Mungaudis"

tinderbot confirmd

Have my sex pls