The raid is over and it is time to roll for loot!
Singles:
0 Vendor trash
1 A solid gold, miniature, jew
2 A hundred Sup Forums fun-points
3 Vendor trash
4 One of those flashy cs-knives you faggots like som much
5 A brand new car
6 A handjob/fingerbang from someone at your work/school (Your choice)
7 No loot, but hey its about being part of something, right?
8 A free punch at a person of your choice, no consequences
9 A barrel of old-man semen collected since circa 1976
Dubs:
11 An hour with a porn star of your choice (Will do ANYTHING)
22 An hour with a horse-cocked demon (Will do EVERYTHING)
33 An hour with god, he rolls killer joints and brings beer
44 A hundred million dollars
55 Superpower: The ability to slap people over the internet.
66 A brand new Tesla
77 Superpower: The ability to make a person shit their pants at your command.
88 Hitlers bronzed dick
99 Ganked before loot: A finger up your ass (Go on, we can wait)
00 Curse! You now have super-downs syndrome wich is only cured while you swear profanities, the second you stop it comes back.
Trips - You wiped the raid, nice going douchebag! All loot is reset!
Quads - The power of mind control, but only as long as you have a dildo superglued to your forehead
