Sorry Sup Forums for my bad English I have fun story about land whale cow in pizza.
>Be me
>14 year old cadet
> Walk into pizza
>there at table sit fat cow woman of many fat bread
>In multicam uniform with assault vest of many weight heavy
>Starts screaming at me I have patronise her with my male soldier privilege
> drink vodka
>take out ak-47
> terrorist gun for ameri-ciggarets
>shoot her in head but forehead fat protects like cat pedophile
>shoot her enough so she dead
>Turn to the work man
>He thanks me for saving him 1000 roubles in all-you-can-eat pizza
>MFW I'm a degenerate Russian that cannot even converse in an elementary language such as english!
Sorry Sup Forums for my bad English I have fun story about land whale cow in pizza
Tyler Perry
Jeremiah Martin
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Parker Brooks
what
Liam Smith
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Zachary Hughes
Sorry Sup Forums for my bad English I have fun story about land whale cow in pizza.
>Be me
>14 year old cadet
> Walk into pizza
>there at table sit fat cow woman of many fat bread
>In multicam uniform with assault vest of many weight heavy
>Starts screaming at me I have patronise her with my male soldier privilege
> drink vodka
>take out ak-47
> terrorist gun for ameri-ciggarets
>shoot her in head but forehead fat protects like cat pedophile
>shoot her enough so she dead
>Turn to the work man
>He thanks me for saving him 1000 roubles in all-you-can-eat pizza
>mfw
Jonathan Carter
wot
Kayden Hall
This is fucking fantastic
Brody Sullivan
This is now a wat thread.
Jose White
>forehead fat protects like cat pedophile
I spit coffee all over myself at that bit
Jordan Moore
Can we screen it plox?
James Lewis
...
Colton Gonzalez
I am confus
Bentley Hill
THis is thread is dead
Juan Morris
>trying this hard
That's why we need ID's again
Jayden Anderson
Still funny
Jayden Morgan
No
Dominic Hill
What
Jose Hall
Its is but
Tyler Rodriguez
Holy fuck you ARE retarded
Sebastian Morris
U are shitpost
Robert Cox
WEW
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Anthony Baker
I understand
Thomas Cook
I guess this thread is dead then?