Be doctor

>be doctor
>just fuckin bitches in my bomb ass new carriage
>be on break
>peasant asks for help
>iamonbreak.canvas
>he keeps asking for help
>decide to help because i am a doctor
>his brother is sick
>coughing bad, mad dairrhea and it burns when he pees
>cant afford my professional medicine
>"is there any remdies i can make myself to help?"
>think about how i got off break for this
>tell him to drink cow piss
>the look of confusion on his face
>"why?"
>dont question me i am a doctor
>he does it
>try to hold laughter while this man chugs a pint of cow piss
>he finishes and looks at me
>face of a broken man
>couldn't tell i was smiling underneath mask
>go back to carriage
>finish break
>i am a doctor

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Awww fuck yeah. I love me some plague doctor threads.

>Be me
>Doctor
>Get a request for a house call
>They want to know what's wrong with their father
>Find man bedridden, clearly plague ridden
>Poke him with my cane
>Keep poking a doomed man with my cane in front of his family
>"It's the plague"
>I am a doctor

go one
i want more

i have another story from back when i was in italy
>be doctor (obiviously)
>normal day
>guy brings friend to my healing station of godlyness
>big cut near top lip
>says he got a rock thrown at him
>thatsgonnaleaveascar.sheepskin
>heal him up get paid get bitches
>bunch more guys the same day
>business is booming
>said they got their asses beat by a guy
>describes the guy that passed by first
>i am a doctor
the dude who came by first is a normal customer now cool guy has a scar now though

>iamonbreak.canvas

bump

Posting my random pic. Made the mask myself.

bumping this shit, please more

>Be doctor
>Hanging out in castle office
>Peasant bursts through door
>fuckingpeasants.tapestry
>Ask what can I do to help him
>He takes me to a run down cottage
>Apparently his mother is sick
>Go inside, see old wench laying on dirt floor
>Dirt turning to mud from all the sweat
>notpaidenoughforthis.textile
>Obviously humour imbalance, tell peasant
>It is Spring, she must have too much blood-humour
>Luckily, she is under 100, so bloodletting is still ethical
>Takes 10 pints before she finally stops sweating
>Take peasant's livestock as payment and return to castle office
>I am a doctor

>not even a doctor

Only traps like weird masks

>be doctors assistant
>doctor has dosed on opium again
>have to be doctor myself now
>patient enters with broken hand and bullet wound to leg
>amputate both and cuaterize
>man is cure
Some time later
>doctor never comes back
>i can be sugery forever now

>be me
>horrible coughing and whole body aches
>go to doctor
>tells me I have "bad blood"
>what
>says that I need to let some blood out to cure it
>he's the doctor

I got a good one from when I just became a doctor.
>be doctor
>no customers
>at this rate ill go out of business ill have to catch rats if i dont get a customer soon
>plague is bad in area
>decide to tell everyone that farts in a jar can help prevent plague
>rip ass into many jars i have
>sell to people
>make bank
>see people opening jars and smelling my ass gas
>gottadowhatyougottado.scripture
>still sell fart jars to this day
>mfw i am a doctor

>be doctor
>cute peasant comes in
>pain in the vagina
>fuckyes.castle
>don't know what to do
>give her a chicken leg
>tell her to masturbate, pain will go away
>She does not want to
>bitchiamthedoctor.mask
>eventually does it
>tell her she's very slow so i help and pour a strange liquid I found
>she is cured now
>I am doctor

...

> be me
>be new doctor
> Have woman come in
> says she has an infected wound
> Don't know what to do
> tell her to sucking my dick will cure her
> shedoesn'tbuyit.oilpaining
> says she will call me out on my bullshit
> tell the village elders she is a witch
>village elders believe me
> I am doctor
> mfw I see her being burned
>I am doctor

>unnecessary ac2 reference
>doctor's at that point were more aware of where the plague came from
>arguably not a plague doctor

shut up peasant i bet thou still cannot even force of tri my remedy for thy is to lurk oftenly

>bullet wound
Nigga please

>what?

nigger do you even ministry?
youtube.com/watch?v=3DyIIS-jCpE

>be doctor
>patient has the plague
>ask to inspect his plagued penis
>black puss oozing out
>ask his son to suck it all out
>stroke my beak
>feelsgood. Messengerraven
>tell him he's cured
>take his 4 year old daughter as payment
>go back to doctor office
>continue stroking my beak
>I am doctor

>be doctor
>plague is gone from my town
>everyone else is kill
>need more business
>move to new village with clothes of plague victims
>village is poor as shit
>hand out lots of free clothes to peasants
>disgonbegood.royaldecree
>peasants love me
>get sick with plague
>business is good
>i am a doctor