See this faggot...

See this faggot? this autistic fuck drove me and my friend to a park to smoke and when we got out of the car he peeled out, left us there and stole my friends bong in the process. I have his phone number address and his moms phone number and email. I was going to send a fuck ton of pizzas to his house but that isnt enough. wat do Sup Forums??

Go steal your bong back faggot

Buy a gun and shoot him

do nothing because you're scared to

Is he a character from Peaky Blinders?

>britbongs

This

"drove me and my friend to a park to smoke"

Safe to assume that's Britspeak for "suck each other's cocks"?

You wat m8?

Pay him the cab fare you owe him and do something about the THC-induced short term memory loss that caused you to leave the bong in his taxi.

You should shut the fuck up and go handle it yourself. Get off the internet and stop being a little bitch.

send his mom a BBC

You should be glad you are alive.

Do NOT mess with the fucking Shelbies m8

well if you can't handle this little faggot irl then you should just kill yourself already

kekekkety kek

Why are his upper eyelids chinkish and his lower eyelids fat?

Is his mother his sister?

>call the police
>accuse him of pedo.

its your own fault really
just look at him
hes a humongous faggot
which makes me think
what kind of kid are you?

nice trips

Tell us his name and address, maybe we can help you...

so, he didn't want you to smoke since it's bad for you.

did this JUST happen, in the last hour?

it's possible he still has the bong in his car, and if your state allows anonymous police tips, you could call him in for possession of paraphernalia and possible possession with intent to distribute.