If someone rolls dubs I will share a masturbation/sex secret that will change your life forever

If someone rolls dubs I will share a masturbation/sex secret that will change your life forever.

If I roll dubs op commit sudoku

Fag

Are you sure you don't want to know this secret?

There is as reason it isn't well known. It would make many business go backrupt

>It would make many business go backrupt
What?

i dont have anything else to do

Stfu faggot, go to sleep

Rolling cause OP is faggot

I'm not joking. It's a neat little trick I've been using for yeras and years.

better not be that asphyxiation

99 ok

Sigh, let's fucking go then OP.

Faggot

I want to know the secret

>inb4 icyhot

ROLL

I love you

roll

>It would make many business go backrupt
lmao yeah dude, let's hear it then. better not be some "eat x and y for a natural viagra effect" info, that junk is old as hell

Dubs get

check em

check em

roll again

WINRAR

Is this one of those "get" threads I hear about that you get banned for replying to?

winrar

Rolling, it better not involve putting something down my japs eye.

witnessed

Winrar!

Winrar

WINAR

LET'S GO OP, TIME TO DELIVER

I crave into that

>inb4 OP says "rub pee pee feel good"

U better deliver op

>inb4 edging

Confrontation dubs demand it?
Checked

Double Winrar! What does it mean!?

give me sexe

op is a fag

OP here, dubs have been observed. The masturbation/sex secret that will change your life forever is

WINRAR!

Okay guys, here is the secret. And remember, this will probably affect the way you fuck/masturbate for the rest of your lives.

In between your balls and anus there is a little soft spot you can find, right before you ejaculate hold that spot down (it may take a few attempts to find it) and you will orgasm without cumming.

This spot is where the cum flows from, by holding it down you seal it up. While the ejaculate should normally release, it will stay in place.

Think of it like kinking a hose, turning on the water, and then turning off the water and letting go of the house, nothing will come out despite you having turned it on.

No cleanup, no condoms, no vasectomies, no birth control, no children.

Enjoy.
Don't forget to tell all your friends too.

roll

Alright you guys, don't try to spread it around too much. The secret is before you fap, open the door. Some people do it with it closed, which makes sense get on the floor everybody do the dinosaur

>and letting go of the house
hose*

Dude, this is known. Where I live it's called a "finger lock". This is nothing new, you're just pushing in your prostate.

isn't this going to clog your whole shit up and fuck your nuts up?

OP GOT DUBS

But I like to see how big my load is, fuck this, op is a fraud.

I think I read somewhere that this'll fuck you up for good.

Additionally, it may increase the likelihood of disease striking your prostate.

>tell
OP DELIVERED !

>isn't this going to clog your whole shit up and fuck your nuts up

does turning off the gas clog up your oven and make your house blow up?

This is literally what blue balling is. Fuck you OP

This

That doesn't sound like very much fun. What am I supposed to lick off my fingers?

Implying semen is gas. kek

Zozzle

just discovered I have cancer

>tfw you try this and get erectile dysfunction

fuck you.