Dubs decide what I say next. Will deliver

Dubs decide what I say next. Will deliver

tits or gtfo

Hey Faggots,
My name is Johnny, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

But I'm too busy to keep talking to a slag like you, please eat a breakfast from McDonald's. Arrreeeeaaaabbaaaaa

Come over and chill to the best fucking film ever

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I'll do both hold on

this so cringey

Oh man, thats contextually cold as fuck.

nice get

Lick my ariola

Now we wait

Double dubs requires that op delivers

Hitler really did nothing wrong

Sorry I guess he delivered..

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i want your pyewsee

Op here, we can keep going until she responds. BTW she's my best friends girlfriend, but I don't give a shit

Forget your BF we should fuck right now.

rolling for this one

Do you have any pictures of (best friends name) penetrating your stink hole? I love a good stinkshot

Rolling for stinkshot!

rollan

I love you and i apologize for all that crap i said to you.

ROLL NOW

Refilling for stinky satisfaction

Roll dubs and I'll send my cousin a dick pic

I'll do this one because it made me laugh

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Oh shit I'll do that one nevermind

czecked

Delivered

Dubs and trips. Well done friendo.

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checked as well

KEK
E
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nice

Kill yourself

Wonder if she's telling her bf all this shit. If dubs send her a pic of your own bunghole

Look, I know you are taking your time to think about it but let me make it extremely clear to you: Bricen is a cuck, he would want us to fuck so he can watch as I fill you with jizz. So let's do this before he leaves you for someone else.

Her boyfriend just called me and told me stop. SO LETS KEEP ROLLING

rollin'

Fuck I 404'd. Does that count?

This holy fuck

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo

This gave me a lel and so I must rell

>I'm gunna have my internet friends say weird stuff play along please

I'll do t because it made me kek

You dumb whore did you really tell Broken about this? I'm gonna rape you good and bloody when I see you... probably tonight

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Broken should be Bricen* autocorrekt

this is perfect, send it OP

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hahahahahahahahahaha jkkkkkk, JUST A PRANK looooooooool haha xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

reroll

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Gogo

roll

you know,, you could easily do that with a fake account, so you kinda talk with yourself like a fucking faggot

but its kind o fun

{insert her best female friend's name here}

hehe nice

Rolling for this

Bumpity

bush is beautiful

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{insert her sisters name here}

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Rolling one last time

really,?? thats the big reply for all that??

lame as fuck, or fake,, not even like wtf? or anything... go fuck yourself

or he is a pathetic faggot, who craves messages so much you might as well post "im the biggest faggot ever, and gonna fuck you this night, when you go to sleep,, i will fuck you so hard"

"oh this night?? ok, i guess.." lame as hell

Also, admit it, you have been thinking about it before anyway so the only way of clearing your head of it is to actually go through and fuck me. It's for your relationship, dummie.

I've got to figure out her name real quick. Will deliver

roll

his ex

Women are so fucking vapid I swear to God

I dont know? Anyone? Seems like the kind of guy who would take any opportunity he can get. But for real here. for two seconds just forget about bricen. this is about you and I...

Had to pull it off smooth

rolling in the deep

"that guy from Dunkin Donuts"

send a dickpic OP

Your mom, LOL

rollan

Doing this one because kek

this.

I'm sorry

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this
then

winrar

I just fucking LOVE shoving giant tasty cocks in my asshole, it feels great, getting my greasy, hairy, shit-soaked anus dominated by an eleven-inch cockrod, it feels heavenly! Did I mention that I also love getting mouthfucked AFTER I take it up the infested anus? Oh, It feels delightful! Sucking three, four, maybe even FIVE tapeworms into myself is the most fantastic feeling ever!

I'm gonna fuck your ass til it prolapses and then call you rosebud if you tell anyone what I said. Now are you coming over tonight or do need to drive to you?

:0

I love you

just tell her to come over or something so yinz can fuck. She's clearly down

Dubs speakity

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roll

I am truly blessed

Roll

get

win

lets go