medfags wtf is this shit on my hand? noticed it this morning, & it keeps getting worse. met a girl from craigslist on Friday & we had sex without a condom, I ate her out & fingered her, & she squirted abit on my hand. please tell me ive not got the hero.
Medfags wtf is this shit on my hand? noticed it this morning, & it keeps getting worse...
Zachary Nelson
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Andrew Brooks
that's nigger herpes. i forget the medical name for it but it's a special kind of herpes that only comes from sex with coal burners. 30% of niggers have it. it's harmless to all women and all dark skinned men but for light skinned people it fucks your shit up. symptoms include dick shrinkage and social anxiety.
Charles Nguyen
yup, that's the nigger herpes. pic related is what it does to your prostate.
Wyatt Parker
That looks like Herpes...
Henry Jackson
For the record it CAN spread and do this to your hand eventually
Ian Young
definitely nigger herpes
Noah Clark
It's scabies u dirtbag
Charles Young
you've got to be fucking kidding me. I've got a gf who I'm seeing tomorrow & who is expecting I fuck her. she also likes to be fisted sometimes (I kid you not). wft
Jason Wilson
>nigger herpes
Andrew Torres
hate to break it to you bud but you've got the nigger herpes
save yourself. become a basement dweller now so you're read when the social anxiety and dick shrinkage sets in. head on over to /r9k/ and check the sticky for "neckbeard starter kit"
Kevin Gray
CONFIRMED: You have the Herpes, Op.
Landon Collins
That's totally nigger herpes, OP.
It spreads fucking fast so you better run to the doctor. But only white doctors, user! Nigger doctors (if there's one) can make it worse if they touch it.
Godspeed to you, user
Chase Brown
yeah bro you got the nig nog herp
it's cool though, i've heard meme magic can cure anything
just repost this image with the words "dubs for meme jesus" and say a prayer. maybe sacrifice a poptart in the microwave or some sheeit.
may the keks be ever in your favor, m8
Julian Lopez
Always use protection user. Always.
Jason Campbell
wtf I'm starting to freak out, I just checked & my dick seems ok but just noticed these spots on my inner thigh. wtf this can't be happening
Chase Parker
It's already spreading you nignog fucker.
Trust us and do this
Lincoln Ward
> thinking a Sup Forums "man" has a gf
Jacob Hill
>met a girl
>craigslist
>unprotected sex
You fucking retarded faggot
Have fun with those nigger herpes
You've got em for life
Jaxson Ramirez
I get those frequently and just squeeze everything out of them, there'll be a lot of like solid puss shit, and you just keep going until it's empty.
Jace Watson
Go to doctor
Lincoln Nguyen
ignore the other posters, there's no cure for nigger herpes. but MAYBE in the FUTURE there will be. So:
> 1. talk to Alcor or the Cryonics Institute.
> 2. fill out a bunch of papers to become a member
> 3. buy life insurance to fund your cryonic preservation
> 4. kill yourself. make it look like an accident so life insurance pays out. pick a way that doesn't fuck up your brain too much, and do it in a hospital so you're hooked up to life support right away
> 5. wait for the cryonics team to vitrify your corpse (pic related)
> 6. get revived in the future with advanced medicine
> 7. get a cure for your nigger herpes
Wyatt Evans
enjoy your date. remember: with nigger herpes you can't jack off
Jaxson Russell
>no kneepads or full body condom
Amateur hour
Leo Foster
i don't know what it is but rip op