I found this in a field while I was walking home

I found this in a field while I was walking home.
What is it?

it's a knife YOU DIP.

Ppl sell these in those street shops on holidays.

looks like a Sikh Kirpan, decorative symbolic knife that Sikh's carry around... thanks R.E.

Looks like a jambiya

The first key to the prophecy. That's what you've found, user

I've never seen a butt plug that fancy. Lucky.

can confirm, definitely jambalaya

I think It's a knife

found it in a field? either you are a hero in the makeing or your about to be the victim of a terriable curse

OP, does it feel heavy to you, like heavier than normal? Please respond ASAP

Confirmed.

It's a knife.

That knife is fucking fancy!

Something that was likely in the grasp of an autist moments before you uncovered it.

Looks like carpet

Op u are the chosen one, quest to find the 8 holy runes

Ooooh, it's you, the hero of the prophecy! You wield the legendary knife of Sihael! You are destined to bring peace to this world

Not too heavy, yet it is moderately heavy.

It looks like tomato soup

This, that's what it is for sure. Someone might be really looking for that user

Looks like a spoon

It is a sign that it is dangerous out there and you should take it with you.

Fucking mudslime gtfo

Yes that is a pussy repellent op. Shoulda come with a fedora did you see one with it?

fucking retards, it's obviously not a knife. It doesn't even have a blade

...

This. I'd say it's closer to a finger box than to a knife.

and have you tried like... unsheething it?

Here it is unsheathed.

Yeah man looks more like a gun to me.

BTFO

or both

Does it feel as though you should tickle people with it?

Congratulations you have Aids.

You're all autistic I've seen this a million times before.

It's a bike.

It's mustard gas.

Insert pointy end into urethra and push... I think it's some kind of urological endoscopy thingy.

Letter opener

A knife, dumbass

This user is right
Thats obviously a dragon dildo

its a nice ornament to the mancave but its just a mass produced piece of microwave equipment, now if it were handmade and the wood soaked in blood for ritual stuff then it would be a hell of a mancave ornament

kek

Here's the bottom of the handle.

It's a dagger from the Middle East, probably from Yemen by the looks of it, but similar things can be found in Turkey and other Middle Eastern nations.

Of course

doesn't look like a jambiya, could be a kirpan but the shape is a little off.

It's either a cheap piece of shit or commonplace. Take it to an antiquities dealer or something.

it was the dagger used to kill Jehovah, trow it away NOW

>op is like 14
Abannoan fread

It's a letter opener you fucking autist

It's one of those gay knives you hear about these days.

kirpan

Sikh dagger.

return it to the local gurdwara or hand it to any elderly sikh member of your community.

do the right thing user.

It's practically a fucking toy. Look at that button on the handle.

this

So has the Sikh who lost this thing shamed himself, his family, and his god now that he has lost it?

is that from CS:GO. The knife looks ugly as fuuck!

btw. Worst game ever made

A dildo

It's worth millions bro. Saw it on Leverage.

It's a cheap remake of a middle eastern knife. The wood is a dead giveaway

My non duds say dildo

Everything is a dildo if you brave enough!

My dubs confirm dildo

i think it's a dog

...

My double dubs in a row says you must use said dildo and then kill yourself

Stay outta thu FIELD....

PUT UR DICK IN IT, PUSSY YOU WONT

lmfao that's not bait you dip
it's clearly not a knife

might have been used in a murder.

either dispose of that knife or give it to the police.

This guy is right. Decorative knife worn by middle eastern men

Unsheathe it in the middle of a field on the next full moon.

you lucky cunt
10/10 find

Prostate stimulation tool.
1. Remove stimulator from cover
2. Insert stimulator into anus until prostate is reached
3. ???
4. Begin stimulation
5. Profit

Sikhs are from India you stupid fuck, not the middle east.

Trips wouldn't lie to you OP. Do it.

This guy knows what's up.
>also trips