NRL FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL GAME THREAD #2

South Sydney Rabbitohs vs Parramatta Eels
7.50pm @ ANZ Stadium
Live on Fox Sports 1 and the Nine Network
livestream.com/nrl

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First for marrying prostitutes.

Too early for the thread m8.

It will die before 1pm.

/nrl/ Post Round 14 Power Rankings

Elite

>1. Huggybears

Very Good

>2. Beddington
>3. Bread Pilled
>4. 2 Myles Per Gallen

Good

>5. The Fabulous
>6. Joe Flacco
>7. Smithy's Shaft*
>8. Meme
>9. ShigGODs
>10. Schedule Babbies
>11. LaffinGOAT.jpg

Decent

>12. Gummi Bears RLC
>13. Broncucks Ltd.
>14. Barba Shop Quartet*

OK

>15. Psychological Edge
>16. Liu DiCaprio's
>17. The Angry Samoans

Bad

>18. NRLEL FC
>19. Conviction
>20. Feminine Bulge
>21. Tahi Rua Taniwha

Very Bad

>22. Dead by 3rd Round

*Only plays in the 12 man league.

You had a chance to redeem yourself after the other shit thread and you managed to fuck it up

>Hayne

You had one job cunt

this thread is absolute diabolical

>Hayne
What an absolute fuckwit. Caps for Fiji in some irrelevant shitty 7's tournament making himself ineligible for Australia in all form of Rugby in the process, but wont even make the Fiji Olympics team.

Now is going to go play Union overseas in France or Japan, but again cant play for Australia now. Then will come crawling back to the /nrl/ like the piece of shit he is

John Sutton could play tonight lads

Alex Hobbs Ltd

>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him

l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?

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PLEASE
Watch our 'sports.'

>This desperate Josh Reynold damage control

kys you dog ugly manlet ranga

the actress from star wars will make more money than you ever will

walkbro you here mate?

should I go for a walk, bro?

i thought this thread got pushed off page 10 by apehoop

can't stand all the soccer threads that have been dominating Sup Forums in the last week lads

Euro 2016 is on

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walkmyth

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Joe Burgess going back to Wigan lads

Poor guy fell for Trent Robinson's lies, hopefully he learned a valuable lesson

no shit, I said I can't stand the threads not why are there threads

You should be more clear

No GI and no AReynolds is probably a good thing for souths.

No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy.

Rabbitohs
Storm
Warriors
Sea Eagles

Follow these instructions if you want a perfect round of tipping.

No GI maybe, lately I forget he's even on the field

How do you figure that?

Dane Gagai OFFICIALLY ruled out of game 2.

Because GI is basically the same as playing one man down since he puts zero effort into club games and Reynolds has been playing crap so might as well give someone else a go anyway.

I think you will find that logic dictates that having one of something is not like having one less of something.

post proof

>souffs

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Ordered my Bathmate Hydromax X30 yesterday and it's been shipped today lads.

Sounds good.

I bought the Bathmate Hercules back in early 2012 and used it for a year straight.

Permanently gained an inch in length and 2 inches in girth.

I still use it one session a week though for "maintenance".

I bet Vonny goes commando at work

based roosterman

wgonpw

Booked a 3 hour VIPPSE with Christine McQueen this Saturday night lads.

Based joshy

Just got home from work

Your prostitute wife will be beside herself lad!

Is Christine McQueen related to Chris McQueen?

How long was each session for the Hercules? The X30 you have to do at least 3 x 5 minute sets.

I don't have a wife m8. That's why I booked a session with Christine McQueen.

is Chris McQueen related to Matt King?

>work

kek

Luke Keary has met with Trent Robinson to join the Roosters next season.

Does she do bareback?

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>"I "live" off welfare scraps that muscular and intelligent workers are forced to donate to me via taxation"
>"If they weren't forced to donate to me, I would die"

You are literally worthless and nothing but a drain on society.

You know what to do.

Yes.

She is filthy, and is filming our session as part of the package.

I'm going to let her fuck my ass with a strap on, and I'll take a shit on her face.

I'll post the video next weekend.

I genuinely laughed out loud at this post.

Surely you jest, good sir?

No.

It's all listed clearly on her website what is included in her packages, and if you follow her twitter account she posts about the things she does with clients.

is based Nathan Brown playing tonight?

>Surely you jest, good sir?

The thigh gap on that female is beautiful

Will we get another funny thread tonight? I think we will.

A. Nathan Brown is a coach.
B. Newcastle has a bye this round.

>doing bareback with hooker

How fucking retarded can you be?

Why would someone that good looking be into guys shitting on their face...

She looks like a retard pal

>he doesn't bareback prostitutes
>he doesn't cum deep inside them
>he doesn't propose to prostitutes

A hot retard

I literally developed some shitty app that some stupid company paid me billions for. And i'm literally retired now

stay seething

She's into wild things like that because she's true to herself. I think most people would be into poo play if they weren't so afraid to try it.

Plus she gets paid for it.

Hello RC, glad you could join us tonight.

Poo smells like shit though

>RC

thanks for outing yourself as a literal newcunt who came here in the most recent summer

Agree

It literally smells good.

Next time you wipe your butthole, sniff the paper.

I gurantee you will go in for another sniff afterwards.

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I bet she's a nice person

I miss the Australian Open threads

So comfy

Sean, you here m8?

Do you want me to book a session with Christine McQueen for me and you on her upcoming Brisbane tour?

WalkGod does not need to pay for sex, women pay WalkGod for sex.

Yeah I'm here.

I'll be up for this.

Reddit

Valentine Holmes going to the Queensland Reds lads.

>Justin O'Neil wants 450k a season
lmao

Literally a two times premiership winning, Origin centre

He wouldn't be playing Origin if Chambers was fit or if Munster was available.

the cap rises every year, $450k would be an appropriate figure for him for his next contract

The cap doesn't rise every year.

Even so, O'Neil is an average player at best. Cowboys should let him go, and bring back based elite Moga.

not sure what that has to do with him winning an origin series in 2012 you complete and utter casual

Justin O'Neil did not win Origin in 2012.

Good chance you are confusing him with Dane Neilson.

nrl.com/nrlhq/referencecentre/salarycap/tabid/10434/default.aspx

it in fact DOES increase every year

Dane Neilson is not an NRL player.

Good chance you are confusing him with Dane Nielsen.

Your link is just redirecting me to the main page of nrl.com.

Still, this doesn't change the fact that O'Neil is, at best, a 250k a season player.

AFL

KEK

the salary cap is literally increasing to $10.4m in 2018.

>tfw no qt Taiwanese Aboriginal gf

youtube.com/watch?v=4G3b9eDAmV8

is this accurate?

youtu.be/-O8gbX4fHxs

youtu.be/B_YBWhr4dSI

I would fuck this bogan slut

I would almost agree with you