Sup b, how do i become more alpha?

sup b, how do i become more alpha?

Try to grow a pair of ears.

put bag over ur head plzzz

Watch this and lift more

Probably move off of Easter Island.

Unless you cant grow a full, rich beard you are royally fucked.

you can't

kuk

grow some ears first fag

get your head out of the trash compacter

i have ears fag. just a bad angle

this isnt even funny. did you cut off your ears or something?

by thinking for yourself and not caring about the opinions of random faggots online

nice fish face

they're tucked back

You'd probably fair better as a sissy, to be honest.

You look like a randomized skyrim character

Top zoz

are you the next evolution of aerodynamic humans?

Kek at the neclaces, striped shirt, 13 year old punk hair, no ears, looks like a thumb... Nice b8

Face it OP, You're fucked forever

lel

Dis nigga look like a sandwhich

By not posting pictures of random people

Im sure i see the resemblance

your hairline is higher than cheech & chong

Wut.

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What's up Ste Hawkins?
OP is a faggot

You look like that Phteven dog.

get a normal head. retard

have you tried ears?

Seriously, post a pic of your ears or you cut them off.

This isnt you faggot i had this picture as my twitter profile like 8 months ago

Lose the necklaces.

Nobody can see that thumbnail pic bro. Sup Forums is full of blind autists from staring at a computer all day

kek'd

You're fucked if you can't see your ears from any angle.

Where the fuck are your ears m8?

>dem kidz iz fagotz

You can always find an asian gf...they are desperate for white cocks

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this is so stale, fuck off new fags

Stop dying your hair black and wearing trendy shit jewlery. It shows how much you care about how people see you. Do some pushups, develop some skills or insights. Read a book. And moderate your use of Sup Forums. It's a sesspool.

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buy earrings for your ears?

forgot the picture

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Maybe don't look like an 11 year old girl.
Not looking like an 11 year old girl is pretty alpha.

get a puka necklace, bruh.

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looks stupid. No ears for you

fuck my sides are in orbit now

where are they? Are you holding them behind your fucking back?

get isis to cut your hair infidel style

Pencil head

Stop shitposting old pasta, thats how

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pinhead

Nigga you look like a fuckin q-tip

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just found this one