While you're daydreaming about finger fucking some chick sitting in front of you in your classroom...

While you're daydreaming about finger fucking some chick sitting in front of you in your classroom, a full-armored shooter comes in and starts shooting.

What do you do Sup Forums?

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Die

Finger him.

Whip it out and start masturbating

Sup Forums cries like a little girl bitch and gets a bullet in the forehead. No one here could ever deal with real life shit.

I don't go to school anymore but I do carry my Glock 19 everywhere so I'd probably duck, draw, make sure my firing line is clear of bystanders both in front of and behind the shooter, and then return fire.

keep dreaming see where it goes maybe the shooter is a hot milf and joins in

get shot in the head and die.

Haha, that's funny... because it may be true...

grab the girl in front of me, pull her to the floor and start fingering her whilst protecting her from the shooter

you'd more than likely be dead before you had time to react. have fun living in your little fantasy world though Bronson.

Get shot and become another casualty of "gun free zones"
With any luck the media gets a pic of my empty holster and it is reported that my gun was in my truck's glove box but being a law abiding citizens I left it there

Walk back and forth like one of those carnival game ducks. If he shoots me, I give him a stuffed animal.

It's easy all you have to do is not be black and he won't shoot you

>no gun=fucked
>gun=maybe fucked, maybe not

Cuck off somewhere else nogun faggot

>votekick "GayNinja99"

Hide under the fat kids dead body

>full-armored shooter
Is that what you kids are calling rubbers these days?

that's not bad actually

Flip desk, use to distract/shield/try to mask my center, go for the bottom of the gun and his wrist as fast as possible attempting to disarm, throw desk when/if I get close. If I manage to get the gun, put a round through him as fast as possible. Under the chin if he has a vest and full face helmet.

I thought he was joking when he said dont come to school today

Oh, and probably get shot, because everyone else would be in the way screaming and flailing and bottle necking the door instead of helping to best him by numbers with a priority on disarming before he had a chance to shoot or immediately on the first shot...

Plan B is dive out the window, sprint to break line of sight, and arm myself with anything possible

Go to b and ask what to do

put my training into use. bust out the shurikens i keep in my backpack, along with my bowie knife, wait for the opportune moment to strike. Look for his weak spot in the armor and strike once he's in range. I'd throw the shurikens at his face, direct hit, then in a fury of rage I would lunge with the knife and plunge the blade into his throat then gain control of his fire arm and disarm. I would asses the threat level and once I give green light escort the students out of the classroom.

underrated post

Use her as a meat shield

360 degrees is full circle you mongoloid

Go back to 9gag

"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"

Tl;dr

Basement-dweller user throws $5 shurikens off Amazon at a school shooter, misses horribly, then runs at said shooter with a butter knife and gets turned into Swiss cheese via bullets

Well, I'm already hard from the finger fuck daydream, so I'd stand up, drop my trousers and rugby tackle him, and fuck him in the ass.

No one pulls a gun on me and gets away unfucked.

finger the shooter.

I'd start bullying him.

Whats a matter Dylan? Using bullets because no one likes you? You and Eric have been fags together since 6th grade. Go play magic together and stop wasting everyone's time.

I bet he'd drop his dads gun and run off trying not to cry. Someone should try that.

took the b8

Pull out the katana from my backpack and defeat him with my mighty weapon from a more chivalrous age.

...

Pray to sonic and ask that I might be saved by his holy grace.

Holy fucking cancer mate.
Clearly this reddit nigger thinks he's cool. Fuck off.

Grab a gun and join him, then rape the girl I'm dreaming of finger blasting

Fucking great