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Animal hugs edition

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>when your hot pockets are cold

kys leaf

tfw educated blacks edition got deleted

FUCK /CUM/

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You just know

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youtube.com/watch?v=JmzpFRZmdfU

what is this animal actually called?

in the desert you can't remember your name cause there ain't no one to give you no pain

>America's pants

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Tapir

good we don't need to spread lies

Tapir

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you know what i like this
sorry leaf

is that a french man?

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me on the right

Dashing through the cum in a one WHORES open legs, over the clit we go, moaning all the way. Balls in buttholes ring, making spirits bright, what fun it is to ride that dick and jizz on her all night, HOE!!!! jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to ride that big black dick all day HEY jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way oh what fun it is to fuck and lick her jizz away. Send this to 1⃣2⃣ of your sluttiest dickmas cock suckers in 6⃣9⃣ sexonds or Santa won’t cum for you this HOEliday season!! If you get 5 back ⬅you’re a frosty cum slut. If you get 10 back you’re a peppermint pussy princess . If you get 15 back you’re a candy cane clit licker. Have a merry merry clitmas and a slutty new year!!!!!!!!!!

>tfw no thicc equestrian gf

>america's cock

probably

This is on you janny, you did this

African American culture

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how many layers of irony are you on my dude

>"""""culture"""""

Did she suck that big boy you think ?

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Maine?

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You just know

Hmmm?

What are you trying to say?

slut

Not linked in the old thread edition

Wait 4 me goys

she did

I already said that you FUCKING Canadian

here's cheese

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sleep
night

You just know

Non

>this thread
Why is no one talking to each other?
Why are we all just posting completely random things?
Why are there no topics related to anything in North America?
How many fucking levels of irony are we on?

Atheists are fucking retards. They took a method designed to study the natural world, applied to supernatural concepts DIDNT FIND SHIT and said "Fuck it! theres nothing there!" GENIUS! Next time you get a boner, crash that bad boy into a solid wall a dozen or so times then say "theres no such thing as pussy!" and tell me you arent a retard, you fucking retards!

>aloomeenoom

Is there gluten in that? I can't have anything with gluten in it

Man I wanna fuck a catfish

muh dick memes getting BTFO since ancient times

what do you mean?

KYS yourself

but did they fug?

>ee

North America is all about dank memes dude

>Why is no one talking to each other?
Didn't even realize this until now and I've been spamming this chat for awhile

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someone or someones keeps stealing from me while i'm asleep

it's really starting to drive me nuts

good night mr. brit

Get Ready for the DICKcember Holidays, You NutBuster! Hope You're Ready for Santa's Thrusts as He Gives You Your Presents and Nuts on You HO-HO-HOES! When JeSEX comes and Thrusts Your Door , Be Ready for a Blessing as You Get Re-Baptised with CUMMIES! Share this with 69 other Hoeliday Sluts for a Special Treat This DICKmas!

I keep knicking this canuck retard's shit because he leaves his windows unlocked lmfaooooooooooo

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I want this man to be President forever.

What did you lose

You just know

why did you save this as kermit

well it sure isn't alu-muh-ynoom

want to go here

Why

>muh-y

The fuck is this shit?

>mexicans don't know what kermit look like

what is stopping you?

The bees do not worry about this What people think.

it's supposed to convey the igh sound in fight

iCarly was one of the most revolutionary shows ever to grace this Earth. It was the pinnacle of Nickelodeon's creative talents and hard-working actors to make a truly stunning show which would capture the hearts of millions. There have been absolutely no criticisms of this show, it is unflawed and perfect, in fact, IMDB has only 10 star reviews for this show. The comedy used is genius, never being repetitive and always using new gags to entertain the respectable audience. iCarly revolutionised the TV market, with jokes and ideas no one had ever seen before, like recounting the lives of famous fictitious teenagers' lives and milking out a show for a few years. They are always full of witty jokes and hilarious situations, and the character development is brilliant.

watch out alt right !!

Who said there was an obstacle? Peddle your self help advice somewhere else Pedro

>tfw making a big deal out of the recounts and not actually rigging the system so you can rig it 4 years later uncontested

Rate bros

Link, for a friend in vet studies

fuck you here's a picture of kermit

His bants are unbeatable.

It's a-loo-muh-num.

And the Brits are the ones who fucked up the Latin spelling convention.

calm your tits bro

wooould

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10/9

the past few mornings i've gone to take my usual poo, and there's nothing there

someone must be stealing my poop while i'm asleep

>when she say "I am into animals"
lel

>It's a-loo-muh-num.
hmm, right.

Really wanted to Fuck Sam desu

Ok, dis is ABSOLUTE fuckin bullshit. I went ta peep Whips up in tha theata yesterday, n' when Lightnin McQueen gots HOT wit Sally up in Radiator Springs, mah boner engaged. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! When Lightnin McQueen holla'd "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help dat shiznit son!!! I closed mah eyes, n' I TORE mah dick ta shreds, rockin whip like motions n' pulled wit pimped out force. That was one of tha dopest nuts I eva had, just thankin bout it now gets me riled up. Thin is, I nutted all over tha kid chillin right next ta me, n' his crazy-ass momma gots all pissed at me, beatboxin all up in mah grill fo' jackin off on her son. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I holla'd at dat biiiatch ta shut tha fuck up, n' dat jackin off be a natural, artistic, n' dope process. Yo ass should BE HAPPY dat mah semen be all over yo' son, maybe his schmoooove ass can learn a lesson or two bout tha culture n' art of jackin off yo. HOWEVER, tha porno theata managers didn't smoke wit mah dirty ass. They KICKED ME OUT of tha porno theater, n' I didn't even finish watchin tha Whips porno. Not only THAT yo, but they made me clean up mah semen afta it already dried up n' solidified on tha seats, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how tha fuck hard it is ta clean semen afta its dried out, biatch? Yo ass CLEAN semen afta its FRESH outta yo' cock, not a minute afta you fuckin nutted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. This be a gangbangin' fuckin OUTRAGE. Do you straight-up expect me ta not whip up mah ding-a-ling n' jack off when i peep a HOT sex scene up in a porno, biatch? Either don't ban sex scenes up in pornos, or LET ME jack off up in yo' theater, assholes.