ITT: We Wait
ITT: We Wait
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>Finding no place to sit by myself
>sit between an old man and mother with new born
>the stench of shit is slowly emminating
>don't know if it's from the old man or baby
...
...
>take an empty seat in the corner and roll a cigarette
>Old man starts crying loudly
>Baby looks over at the old man with disgust
>"Damn kids and their rap music, making them have no respect"
>Mom just pats baby's head
*Will user No.685676386 contact window 2,
user 685676386 to window 2*
>Gets confronted by vape fag
>"Hey user, you should try vaping. It can really get you off smoking!"
>"But then you're still vaping instead of smoking.. "
>be mother
>sitting next to some lousy looking no life
>old man crying about music or some shit
>dont even care, have a baby to take care of
>pat baby's head
>10/10 hot girl walks in
>short stack
>can't tell if she legal
>so glad this is free and I'm not ankle deep in debt/burgers right now
>browses Sup Forums on phone
>Proceeds to yell "Tits or GTFO"
>everyone visibly cringes at the autism that occurred
>sits down
>whistles ace of spades by motörhead perfectly repededely for 20 minutes
>but girl ends up showing tits
>yep she's legal
>everyone is too old to understand dank memes
>everyone stares in shame
>you're officially that guy
>the tension rises in the room
>sits beside you
>omg user, finally I can meet you ^-^ Now we can post bananas in ylyl togheter
>this faggot kid recognizes you
>challeges you to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel
>Except for me, i'm laugh. I can't stop laughing. I have a hard on.
>proceeds to have diarrhea out of fear/shame
>Stops whistling and plays this song full blast:
youtube.com
>10/10's father walks in
>while cracking his knuckles he says "she's not legal user; she's 16"
>shouts "that's legal enough for me, faget"
Where I come from that's legal as fuck!
>Pretends to text to avoid feeling awkward