Doughnut, doughnut holes, and glue

doughnut, doughnut holes, and glue

3 icecream bars.

>one guy
>3 Bars
>cashier wont know that they are all for me.
>hehehe

Zip ties, axe and lots of bleach

First I'd walk by and look at the cashiers name.

Then I would buy a knife, shovel and a card. I'd write her name on the card, give it to her while I'm checking out and say "see you later gorgeous"

Why would you give her a card with her name?

You're a fucking idiot.

>A Tahu figure, vaseline and kleenex
/thread

knife, lotion, tissues. kek

Try to buy a shopping cart.

Condoms, a tire, and a can of cheese whiz.

Condoms, lighter fluid, eggs

Cooking oil, matches, Bowie knife.

A bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, one very large inflatable ball, and Nickelback's Greatest Hits.

Pressure cooker, alarm clock, gunpowder.

>nickleback's greatest hits
So none?

Magnum condoms, silicone caulk/caulk gun, and a "back massager want"

want=wand

Latex surgical gloves, anal lube and a baseball bat. Wood, if available, but aluminum is fine too. Giggle while the items are on the register's automated band, and everytime she takes one to scan the barcode, whimper, moan and say "yes, you bad boy".

Little girls clothes, a chair, and a rubber hose

Better yet: rubber hose, some over the counter anesthetics and little girls underwear.

Vaseline, dog treats, and sleeping pills

diapers, lube, duct tape

Boobahs DVD, six feet if rope, and a step stool

A number ''6'' birthday candle
Three times.

Rope, stool, and a butterfinger for the ride home.

Shaving cream, shaving blade, fake moustache

Doughnut holes? Wtf? Are those timbits?

Knife, gloves, and Bleach.

Rat poison
Cake mix
Birthday card for an elderly woman

Shotgun, lube, and duct tape.

Shovel, duct tape, large black heavy duty trash bags

Condom, banana, and a doughnut.

Kek

Did this years ago to piss off my buddy who was there for other stuff;
Threw a tickle me elmo, lube and a disposable camera on the conveyor.

Lube, a tree saw, and a bible,

Extra points if you are wearing a priest's outfit

Dozen eggs
KY Jelly
Whitney Houston's Greatest Hits CD

Enema kit
Leather belt
One long sock

Argue with cashier for not letting me purchase one sock. Bring in the manager and all.

doughnuts, lube and condoms.

So she thinks your going camping, gee great idea stupid fuck.

Condoms, a kids bible, and little girls clothes

sleeping pills, zip tie, and condoms

Last time I was in Walmart a black lady in front of my bought 12 bushels of huge green bananas, like 20 tubes of crest toothpaste and some apricot jam.

Spent the ride home arguing about what she was up to.

>a kids bible
wat

Did you buy an imaginary friend?

Yes, there is such a thing....

can of afro sheen
black fist hair pick
pack of newport cigarettes
>i'm white

My roommate you fag. Act like I have a car to get to walmart.

I was just breaking your balls, bro. Enhance your calm.

TOO MUCH EDGY!

Walmart ice cream bars don;t melt. Don't be a 'tard, don't eat plastic.

gun, bullets, lube

child's baseball glove
halloween vampire teeth
jurassic world

then i'd ask for a job application

Underrated

biscuit box, a celery and a black man.

Gloves
Balaclava (Ski Mask)
Condoms or Yogurt

DON"T SAY ANYTHING. PAY IN CASH SMALL BILLS NON SEQUENTIAL.

Lotion, tissues, children's exercise videos

Where the fuck are you? Canada!!?!!

a bat, a bat, and a bat

what the fuck is a canada?

oldfag

It is a state dumbass. Read a book. Get out of Europe or Japan once in awhile.

>trench coat
>cargo shorts
>condoms

fedora
my little pony dvd
fingerless gloves

girl will be mirin

Lava lamp, KY Jelly, Tylenol

fuck u man who gives a shit about canada and reading books

Lost

Do you seriously have shotguns in your Walmart

What the fuck is a books?

>Posted less than a year ago

newfag

Young kid's story book
Vaseline
Tissues

a kids bible has no curse words and takes out most of the evil doings of god (mass plagues, slavery, etc)

i don't know don't ask me i'm nit even from europe. i'm italian.

tRY TO JUMP OVER THE pHARMACY COUNTER SCREAMING FOR mETH

*literally dying*

And pretty pictures of course!!

any damn proud, blue blooded american would care about canada or any state in the usa.

fuck books i could not agree more fuck books.

>chips ahoy
>orange juice
>Styrofoam cups

Humidifier
Dehumidifier

Forgot your third: WATER As much as you can get.

Coat Hanger
Nail Polish Remover
A shitton of wetwipes

>Kid's magazine
>Sweets
>Condoms

Distilled water
Cosmopolitan magazine
sleeping bag

They do.

Running shoes
SpongeBob costume
Shotgun

Buy a hammer, some rope and bleach

>Bottle of Xanax
>3DS
>Bottle of Vodka

drain cleaning acid, big gulp cup, last will kit

Lube bottle
Tissues
Barney cd

Benadryl, Ballpark franks and duct tape

>Big gulp cup
Lol

They don't sell vodka or Nintendo products. You need a script or an assault rifle to get Xanax

Ajax powder
Snap lock sandwich bags
breaking bad dvd

>saw
>lye
>garbage can

Do you live in California or something every Wally World I've been in has guns

Dental plan broshure
Braces
Flintstones chewable morphine

lmao

Bottle of wine
Bottle of lube
One large cucumber

Plan B pill
Lube
Childrens swimsuit

Cheese
Bread
Butter

shop-vac
wire coat-hanger
pregnancy test.