I'm 34 and I live with my parents. How do I acquire a gf like this?

I'm 34 and I live with my parents. How do I acquire a gf like this?

you don't...

lol but why not??

Win the lottery.

casey tier

Reborn on a millionaire user

Because you're 34 and live with your parents.

By winning the lottery. Literally or figuratively.

Good luck.

Become a drug dealer. Sell cocaine and ecstasy I promise you will be able to get a bitch at least that hot

Just be yourself.

I'm 25 with one.

first, get a large unmarked van (lorry), with no windows. then roll up on babe, and fling side doors open near babe. throw her in back of van.
cover here face with knock-out gas.

drive away quickly.

PROFIT

>win lottery
>start successful band
>become rich ceo
>kidnap and keep in basement

That's about it user, pick one

With nerve gas.

Someone post how to make crystals at home for op. So he can get the qt of his dreams.

WOW this is literally the prettiest girl i have ever seen in my life

Go to badoo hi5 or another shity dates site. Send a message to all the girls you like most. Pray to your God.

Because you seem to think a gf can be bought. Try a prostitute

/thread

Her eyebrows are different

Ask your parents to procreate, wait and while then rape your sister.

MOVE OUT!!!!!

I'm from Cuba OP. Any girl from Cuba will die for a mediocre gringo.

>be yourself
>34 yo livin in mom's basement

Worst advice forever and ever, one hundred percent bad, worstadvice.com

WHO IS THIS GODDESS

Be a crispy thug.

Bleach, ammonia, some pennies and presto! perfect roofie crystals every time

That's a man... Op is a literal faggot

Middle Cuban gurl prototype. Come visit us.

become a pedo

Get rich buy a pimp car and go hustle dem hoes

Stay in your room and wait. She'll be there shortly.

Sauce?

It's Jordyn Jones faking plebs

buy a european bride.

you can buy them from russia when the rubble tanks.

Fuck I forgot the pic

are you seriously comparing that gargoyle looking ugly hoe with this angel?

MONEYYYY

Dude dats not a fucking rich model

Porn is your best option.

You need a dishrag, a windowless van, a dark night, some chloroform and a soundproof basement.

Like this?

Looks like Marsha when she got hit in the face with a football

OK next time I will post a fucking porn star

Ugh, Marsha, Marsha, Marsh!

One with a face smashed by a football?

she's 16, completely legal... Enough with the pedo remarks. Save it for the actual pedos.

ok

buy one

OH SHES AS OLDE AS MEH NICE ;DDD LOL XDD

this guy pretty much sums it up, good luck OP

loled very hard

moooods

under age b&

maybe buy one or rapes an option.

girl like this(pic related) you only get when you are young yourself or very charismatic+wealthy

Become rich.

Probably by winning the lottery.

meh nice = my niece

Lying sometimes works.. Just never take her home

...

a combination of kidnapping, false imprisonment, and nurturing the symptoms of stockholm syndrome

>op realizes the weekend is over and he has done nothing with his life
>he resents the happiness of others
>his loneliness has made him a hostile wreck

hmm gotta love that stockholm syndrome

wow you turned my bait into something completely different. nice.

why the fuck is she wearing pantyhose on the beach????

it's cold as fuck even in summer.

she is wearing less here, better?

>cold as fuck
>tank top and skirt
kill yourself

moar pantyhose.

Right click and select save image.

no thanks, a vest is easier to take of then pantyhoses. dupshit, look at what the other one is wearing (older sister)

She is so hot

if that is you thing, here you go, but i can hardly see them

...

hnggggggg

hmmm I'm hard...

...

1. Kill Parents
2. Keep House for your Own
3. Start Training
4. Get Jacked
5. Acquire GF

It's simple.

he is 34, never will he feel the touch of a minor, without doing something very illegal

...by raping g a teenager
Nigga u in ur 30s living with ur mom. You might as well just fuck her.
Fuckin faggot

Step 4.1 Move to Russia

What is this horseshit? You bragging over text? Fuck off.

kill yourself, you will get 3 in the afterlife

isn't that 7 and blow yourself up yell alluh akbar.

the basement one seems like the least work

well you don't need to be rich for the basement, but i think you prefer to have your own home for that one. Sex dungeons and parents don't mix well, so i have learned

Hey Listen up!!!
Best thing to do is focus on no.1
(you)
clean yourself up, get a job, money, a place of your own, a car, then save money and invest in wtf you like

woman are attractive to the most successful man and the one that can offer them the most

I remember mama said, "You can't hurry love
No, you'll just have to wait"
She said, "Love don't come easy
It's a game of give and take"

How long must I wait
How much more must I take
Before loneliness
Will cause my heart, heart to break

It is to late, whore are the Final Solution

Endlösung der Teenfrage

Don't count him out yet

This film will teach you the ways of independance OP, it helped me move out when I was 19 so hopefully it can inspire another, right?

kek, if you need a movie to live on your own, something is wrong

Francois Hollande ... thread
france thread

Learn to lucid dream

Lucid dream

or just have a really good imagination.

fuck....too late man. I gotta make a score before I hit your age too