>Be me >Be now >Browsing tinder >Find semi attractive girl >Give her a super like >She likes back >We match >Exchange messages >Add her on facebook and move to chat on there >She seems cool >Getting gothy tumblr chick vibes from her >Meet her for first time >Super awkward >Meet up a few more times >Super clingy girl but i'm ok with that >See each other for a month >After month we get into relationship >Clingyness grows >After a month of being together she tells me she loves me >Tells tales of her sexual abuse, beatings off her father, alcohol dependancy, bullying, attempted suicides etc etc >I pass them off and comfort her >We been fucking for the month we been together >Couple of times without condom because she says she can't get pregnant >I pull out anyway >I question how she can't get pregnant and she cries >Says she is infertile and doctors say she has no chance of getting pregnant >FUCKING MAJOR ALARM BELLS RINGING >I call bullshit >Realise I've probably stuck my fucking meat stick in a crazy bitch >Now having revelation and feel like all of her secrets are lies >Currently devising plan to break up with her without her threatening to kill herself or make my life hell
How do I escape this shit? Serious help needed
Elijah Butler
>>Currently devising plan to break up with her without her threatening to kill herself or make my life hell
Impossible
Jonathan Russell
My friends ex's was exactly like this, when he broke up with her she started stalking him and threatened to kill herself.
Juan Butler
You can't stick your dick in fire and expect it not to burn. Get ready for a shit storm OP, it's gonna be nearly impossible to have a clean breakup
Tyler Peterson
Well, shit
William Rivera
>Find semi attractive girl >Give her a super like
At this point, OP, you fucked up. Now, to fix everything, you'll have to check with her family whether her stories are true or not. If they're not, you can fake your death, move to Mexico, change your name to Paco, and spent your afternoons playing banjo under a tree and looking at the frontier. Don't worry, she'll survive.
Logan Powell
Fake your death and move. Only way.
Noah Reed
Or you're just over thinking shit and have commitment issues. Pix or it didn't happen. Also if true then you're SOL.
Blake Martinez
just cut ALL contact quickly
she wont kill herself and time will do its thing
attention whores gonna whore
Elijah Diaz
You have to be honest OP You either ruin your life Or you just fuck hers up even more.If you try to be a "good guy" and try not to hurt her, youre just gonna end up hurting yourself. I literally got out of a relationship like this and it was bittersweet. Just tell her you wanna break up
Sebastian Cox
OP stop being a bitch and break up over text like the fag you are and gtfo of dodge
Jayden Wood
get the FUCK out of there asap. serious OP. i've been with a crazy girl before. get out of there now. before its too late.
Caleb Flores
yeah make sure she's actually infertile if that's the case then pound away till you feel like quitting
Jaxson Flores
Text her "I tried to change, meet girls, but I can't keep it anymore. I'm really gay."
William Long
uh bruh why don't you believe that she's infertile?
Jaxson Richardson
Only plan that matters.
Make SURE she isn't pregnant. Play it cool. Tone down the relationship a little but play it cool.
Make sure she isn't pregnant and then enact whatever the next step of your plan is.
Just make sure she isn't pregnant. Then figure out a way to get out of the relationship making her feel like it was her fault that you're leaving her so she'll feel like shit but won't try to accuse you of rape or something weird.
Brody Howard
This. I just got out of a relationship too. Ex broke up with me but continued to fuck me. Saw less of him when I realized he wasn't trying to get serious. Wouldn't let him fuck me. He tried sticking his little dick in my mouth when I was sleeping and was just a scum bag in general. Get the fuck out.
Landon James
Or just kill her and bury the body in the harbor.
Jaxon Bailey
I don't really trust her that much on the basis of not really knowing her for that long, plus she is fucking crazy
Brandon Nelson
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James Garcia
You don't give likes to semi-attractive girls, OP. What were you thinking? Tinder is made so you can skip through a list of bullshit in seconds, and then like the 10/10.
Evan Hill
As if anyone ITT can get a 10/10
Brayden Garcia
That works, too.
Probably plays into one of her weird abuse things... Like a fitting end to a shitty life.
Knock her out and shoot her up with heroin. Then choke her with a belt and dump the whole shebang in the harbor. Makes it look like some weird kinky drug/sex thing gone wrong. Report her missing after a couple days. Tell them she'd been acting strange and strung out for a couple weeks and then she just up and stopped talking to you.
Robert Turner
probably no lies about her past, but be alarmed, almost same story happened with my ex, got her pregnant and boohoo she was "soooo surprised" , suddenly she says it was like 99,8% infertile, then again after some months she told my mother it was like 97,8% the doctor said, but the abuse really happened, i was told storys from her brother and witnessed some myself, but yeah she tried to keep me with that child, she was seeking for a father figure she didnt had, we got in a fight and broke up, now she is the most manipulative bitch u can image, haven't seen my daughter for four years now (shes from 2011).
DONT GET THAT GIRL PREGNANT!!!!!!!!
Chase White
Get her to break up with you breh. Not that hard.
> Buy MLP collectable > Tell her that you trust her enough to show her. > hand her a rainbow dash with a fleshlight inserted into it.
Jordan Martinez
It is possible that she is infertile. Just ask to go to a doctor with her on the premise you want to find out if it's possible for you guys to get pregnant. Totally reasonable request for you to make, if it turns she's lying you have a totally reasonable premise to break up with her.
Josiah Myers
how to kill her dont se her for a week say that you where haning out with freinds cut all contact afrer week fut on full body painters suit makeshuer theres no skin cells have reguler clohes under come over late sunday in painters suit pretend to b drunk fall on her inject her with heroin go to hoedepo lait that night use her creditcard to by rope-this looks good for investigatin freurn girl still passed out mae nuise rub her hansd all over it and hange her hide suit somewhere safe go home go to her house next day call cops cops be like a shit total killed herself you of the hook