Be 22

>Be 22
>Girlfriend of 2 years tells me we need a break because her parents dont like me
>They dont like my goatee, my girlfriend use to love it before they started talking shit
>They dont like my shoes, they are just white nike shoes
>They think my jeans are too old and that I should dress formal when I go to their house
>They constantly text and demand she come home when shes out late with me and by late I mean 11
>One time we were at the movies at night, she told her mom about it but not the dad and the dad was calling and texting for a half hour cursing her to come home
>I buzz my hair but sometimes I let it grow a little and they dont like that
>I have to search the whole house for her dad when I go over to say hello otherwise he gets mad
>I work 2 temporary jobs and have applied for several state positions as a career but they keep telling her i will go no where and she needs to find a 22 year old with a set career
And my fucking favorite part is this
>Every time I see them I say"Hey, how are you doing?"
>They hate this because they feel like im talking to them as a friend, I dont know what they mean or who they think they fucking are to me

I cant stand my girlfriend ate this shit up. The dad mops floors for a living and the mom weighs 400 pounds. These people think they are hot shit. What do i do Sup Forums?

Find someone with better genetics and who doesn't buy into what people tell them.

You dont want a bitch like that op, be happy

Kill them all.

Make sure you ask the parents how they ate doing while you bludgeon them.

But I love her and I dont want to have had these 2 years be a waste cause her parents are assholes. Its almost been a week and I still havent heard from her, shit sucks

Dude just break up with her, save yourself the stress my nigga stress gives you shit like cancer and diabetes and shit man fuck that bih

Dude that girl is gonna end up being 400 pounds too if her mother is like that trust me. Youre gonna be miserabke your whole life, she will always take her parents word over yours

>we need a break because her parents dont like me
lol right

This, shes fucking a nigger op just face it. Thats what the world has come to.. fuckin sucks but the niggers are considered people now

Well if she wants this to work out shes going to have to grow up and learn to stand up to them

Yo have no fucking idea the amount of fights we had leading to the break because she needed to tell me what they said and tell me how they are opening her eyes. Im hoping she texts me soon so I can lay down some shit and if she does not like it, it wasnt meant to be but I dont want to be the one to text or call first

it may take awhile for the pain to go away user I was once with someone for 5 years before she called it off. there are other fish in the sea and he could have just used her parents as an excuse to longer see you. In other words she may have wanted a break for other unmentioned reasons.

dude i havent even had a girlfriend in over like 8 years and im turning 22, grow up lol. all i do is work, work out, pay taxes, bills, and video game in my freetime. all women have done for me is waste my time, energy, and money. and this is after going on 3 dates and being social/flirty. anyway, to me women only want to be with you if you have something to offer to them. in short, women are shallow and will only be with you if they get something in return. idk, women are just stupid and vapid sometimes. and that's most of them.

>they said
>they said
>they said
lol

i think u need to get away from that relationship. her parents are finding contrived reasons to hate u and the fact she listens to them should be a sign

Crucify them all op. Fuck them you can do better than that shit. Make sure to reinforce the cross for the whale.

>This 100%. I was in a similar relationship. End it now and save the trouble.

Why did her parents hate you?

Leave before she becomes a 400 lb feminist

My dick was too big

Dump her and date someone with status

>havent even had a girlfriend in over like 8 years
>im turning 22

lol. maybe you shouldnt deal out advice if your last serious relationship was at age 14

I bought her hot topic gift cards!! What we had was real you fucker!!

>hot topic
>14
Kek

48 year old married guy. Had a shit ton of girlfriends. Do not put up with this garbage for 2 seconds.
I had a number of girls parents try this shit. I'd get right into their shit. No one pushed me around.
Do not take any shit for a girl.
Never.
Not from her. Not from her mom and not from her dad. Fuck those assholes.
Dump her hard and explain why and never look back.
Burn that bridge.
You will thank me for this advice.

your first post was serious so dont act like you were joking now. going on 3 dates doesnt entitle you to pussy.

And being a pussy doesn't entitle you to 3 dates.

Listen to this old fag. He's 100% right

>goatee
>buzz cut / very short hair
>white nikes
>old, possibly ragged or torn jeans
>gf's parents are a janitor and a landwhale

Tell us more about you and your girlfriend if you want tailored advice. Otherwise it sounds like her parents are cancer and your relationship was doomed from the beginning. Normally it speaks well of a woman that she's close with her parents, but if her parents are shitty or just don't like you then that's basically a death sentence. Most relationships don't work out anyway--even if two people have every reason to work out as a couple, sometimes they just lose interest or meet other people or life pulls them in different directions.

Don't buy into the sunken cost fallacy. Take the break, see other women, and make it clear to your girlfriend that the way her parents treat you is a problem. She'll probably choose her parents over you, but that's something you want to face now instead of in another two years. And if she picks you then things should get easier from there.

buy a gun or use a bat and murder her family?

lol. Sounds like youre the pussy here. i didnt get hung up over one bitch. move on from one chick and dont think all women are shallow and expect the world out of you. you obviously havent talked to too many women if youve came up with thr conclusion that all are "stupid and vapid"

stop dating Japs just because you are a weebo it does not translate into the real world.

>you obviously havent talked to too many women if youve came up with thr conclusion that all are "stupid and vapid"
I'm talking to you and I seem to be right.

Im happy to hear this is the only tab open in your browser aside from pornhub.

I'm happy to hear you've given up already, I was embarrassed for you.

Says the douche who has yet to refute at least one of my criticisms

If you want a formal debate, maybe clean the shit out of your brain first.

Lol. You sound like you spend too much time behind a keyboard. why do i care? You sound like a total loser too daft to acknowledge your own flaws. youll grow fat, tired, and alone with your monitor as your only companion. I would debate you formally but frankly, i just dont give two fucks about pieces of shit like you.

You sound really nice and down to earth. Why subject yourself to this nonsense? Went through the same shit when I was your age. Didnt end well because I refused to let go, and so she simply discarded me like trash and I felt like shit for a long time. Do yourself a favor and end things on your terms. Don't be an asshole, don't try to be a hero. Just end it.

Give her an ultimatum to either tell her parents to tone it down or you'll leave.

I'm glad her parents give a shit, but it seems like they give more of a shit about them being hot shit and fuck that shit.

Honestly, it's not really up to them, if she likes you she'll stick around. Everyone wants the best for their kids, so of course they're being picky. They're just bullshitters. Lousy, stuck-up, headintheirownasses, bullshitters.

look dude, i've never seen u and I don't like ur goatee

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sunk cost fallacy

Man up OP. Go find another woman for you. Fucking faggot.

They're just trash.

>Be 22
> "a break"
cuck. move on

Are we the same person? This is crazy. I dealt with my gfs parents acting the same way, but for different reasons. My gf realized I was getting tired of it and was getting to my breaking point. I never made her choose, but she moved in with me and that settled it. Now her parents don't bother me anymore.