Why aren't you vegan yet?

Why aren't you vegan yet?

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>yet
>implying I'll ever be
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because shitposting

Because meat is delicious.

>inb4 shitty final destination joke

rolling

reroll

Fuck you, no get!

Jesus fuck dubs pl0x

Meat is delicious.
Some people are vegan.

Therefore, "If meat is delicious then one is not vegan" is invalid

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Nice

>implying "yet" implies you will ever be

edgy

Those dubs are edgy.

Because milk and eggs are delicious.

In all seriousness, I recognize the animal rights issues and the environmental issues affiliated with meat and the livestock industries. I want to be better. I do. But it's so difficult to go full vegan in today's society. I've tried avoiding sugar and HFCS but even that is basically impossible if you want to eat at a restaurant. Additionally, social situations often require a tolerance of animal products if not full acceptance of meat.

TL;DR
I'm too lazy and probably a hypocrite.

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You won't eat meat when you're dead. Your corpse will be a vegan.

my corpse =/= me

He'll be back

4u2king

I love drinking my opponent's tears after I destroy them with mah boi, Roy. kappa

idk but last night I tried the vegan burger from Cheesecake Factory and I was shocked at how good it was.

LEFFEN THE GODSLAYER