Arizonafag here. Trips decides what I do with this scorpion I killed while shitting.
Arizonafag here. Trips decides what I do with this scorpion I killed while shitting
i thought I killed it before I took this (they glow under uv light or whatever the fuck you call the purple one)
Eat
Shove in anus, you pussy bitch
lets see those trips faggot
Rolling
Stick it's stinger in your dick hole
put it in your neighbors mailbox
cum on it then insert in anus, post pictures of each step. also send the step pictures to either your mother, father, aunt, or uncle.
What part of Arizona?
(So glad I don't have scorpions)
Anyway, nail it to a cactus and then worship it as a god
grind it into powder make into scorpion tea and drink it
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fuck me off by 2
The only white part, of course- Scottsdale.
Roll
eat it
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coincidentally found this bullshit today too (backyard). Needless to say, Im moving. Oh wait, Im a NEET.
put it in the microwave for 10 minutes.
keep rolling
Take it with you to the next supermarket and sting a nigger with it
take a pic it on your dick
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Good luck finding a Nigger in AZ.
cum on it
give it as a gift to your mom for her birthday
You must not know that South Scottsdale exists.
... And you've never been to Heber.
Roll!
microwave it
dickpick with scorpion
Off by one faggot
You gotta be quicker than that
Put it in your pants and leave it there for 12 hours
Hah! I know a slutty nurse from Heber. I'm in Scottsdale too, Shea and 110 street.
Poop on it
in a bag here cause it made my hand numb when I touched it like the autist i am
bake it into food
Stab yourself in the dick 60 times with the stinger.
They're all over South Phoenix. You must be from a small town to not know of Phoenix's nig problem.
cut its tail off and sting it with its own tail
Sting your ballsack with it
Eat it
Pic of it hanging out of your b-hole.
Crush it up and snort the whole thing OP
reroll
Throw it away
Eat it's booty like groceries
Rerollllll
in pooper
Eat it
East Mesa fag here. Those fuckers are everywhere. I sealed up my house a few weeks ago and haven't seen any inside but there are a ton outside.
Fuckers hurt. I've stepped on more than a few in my garage.
I've lived in Tempe and North Scottsdale. I don't head to the ghetto areas a lot, but when I do they're all Mexicans.
put it in a picture frame and hang it on the wall.
Stinger in pooper
Eat it again
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trips incoming.
eat it
I live in Prescott, we're all forest up here so we don' really have to deal with them
dehydrate it, grind it to a fine powder, and snort it.
Smoke the tip of its tail
I work near Central and Osborn and live in Tempe. Rather than take the 10, I'll take Van Buren home most times, and I shit you not, there's nigs galore.
Rock it like a hurricane
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space program
Fuckin eat it
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L33t as fuck
OP here, kekd
urethral insertion ;)
Smoke the tail
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Pic in pooper.
Stinger in eyeball
white dude in glendale living with all the mexicans and niggers here. Mexican's aren't so bad compared to the nignogs, usually pretty chill. Latinas got some booty too, god damn.
>rolling
Cum on it
Coat it in flour
Fry it up
Eat it
Leave it on the porch as an example to other would-be intruders.
rerolling
>east mesa fag here
sorry to hear that
this
Cum on it NAD claim its your stand power
Eat the whole thing. Livestream.
Eat it
throw it away, wouldn't want to get hurt
Better than AJ, Glendale, Guadalupe and Peoria. And Queen Creek.
Rolling
You have no idea. Worst part, believe it or not, is all the old people, not the mexicans and nignogs.
Snowbirds are gone for the most part but there's still about a million seniors around me. Can't drive for anything, I end up seeing wrecks maybe twice a month.
Shit. Drive up Priest Rd. And you can tell the exact moment the city stops giving a shit.
Light it on fire.
Eat it
i rarely drive the 1-10 ur way but when I do, I literally pass a fatal accident every time.
What about Gila Bend?
Save it, go to Cooperstown and order the sampler plate. Put the scorpion on your food and call the manager. As soon as they arrive, start yelling incoherently and eat it with a helping of BBQ sauce. Then shit on the floor while masturbating.
WINRAR
put it up your ass, shart it into a glass and eat it
Rolling for this one
Good point.
It's not a Valley city but definitely.
ironically, I did took some EMT courses while at ASU and all the instructors says Mesa ambo's see more DUI deaths than anyone
Go out to eat and put it in the ketchup or mustard bottle
Winrar
Which campus did you go to?
I went to Polytech.
main nigga
Winrar op delivar
winrar, now do it faggot.
cook it in an omelette