ITT: times you ran from the police and got away

>ITT: times you ran from the police and got away

>doesn't supply his own story

Well OP, what the fuck do you want from us? You're setting the wrong example here.

Bumping because I want to hear OP's story.

I'm not a nigger

>run from police

shure is niggar in hear

>drunk with buddy
>roaming around college campus
>knocking over trashcans, spreading garbage everywhere
>drunk as fuck, think it's really funny
>oh shit, its the cops
>run like hell
>jump a fence
>buddy tries jumping fence too
>he slips, does a face plant
>breaks out both front teeth
>zero fucks given, he's on his feet and running
>we get to my apartment next to campus,
>turn off all the lights
>peek out window
>see cops drive by a few times looking for us
>they give up and leave
>probably got a report of a nigger on the loose

ok, OP here, here goes.
>me, my brother and a two friends
>2am
>out doing a thing. (I don't want to say the thing because it's a really specific thing that could possibly be linked to us.)
>me and one friend were lookouts
>other friend and my brother tried to do the thing.
>me and friend are watching either way down the street.
>hear loud crash across street
>sounded like door slamming
>brother calmly says "run."
>we book it down the street
>trying to get back to our place
>see headlights coming
>friend throws evidence into river
>we all jump down into roadside ditch
>heads down
>headlights go by slowly
>nazgulrightaboveusdon'tfuckingmove.jpg
>wait for cop (almost 100% sure it was a cop) to pass
>get back safe
>go to bed
>joke about it ever since.

> be 16
> just got drivers license not to long ago
> driving with sister
> picked up some friends who moved away a year prior
> only one on freeway
> decide to see how fast i can go
> super focused on road
> one friend says "hey that cop was taking radar
> didn't see cop on the other side of the road until I passed him
> obviously taking radar
> obviously saw me doing 90 mph in a 45
> I started slowing down
> knees weak, palms sweaty
> realize that the cop can't turn around due to divided highway
> he started driving to find a section where he can turn
> speed back up
> take the first right
> took back roads back home
> told sister to never tell mom

my sister told mom, but not until years later so I didn't get in trouble for that

>be me
>run from police
>end up getting away

OP here with another quick story
>be my brother
>reek like weed
>walking down street
>K9 unit drives by
>dog sticks head out window
>locks eyes with brother
>WOOF.mp4
>cop doesn't stop
>bro is good

> start thread about running away from police
> post story about not running from police

I've politely settled a dispute with an officer and got scolded. Glad they had no proof I was a vandal though.

thread was/is about to die.
beggars can't be choosers faggot

People have said more specific on here. Tell us

>be loud obnoxious Hawaiians on a white neighborhood beach
>beer bongs, rap music, acting like niggers the whole time
>be me, smoking weed out of gandalf pipe 10 feet away from white families with children
>cops show up 3 times
>cops give zero fucks because they hate whiny white people
>don't ask for ID, don't ask for ages, just tell us to put drinks in solo cups and turn down the music
>casually mention not to smoke weed as they're leaving, since there's no way to hide that
>white people mad as fuck watching the cops leave and none of us punished
>continue partying till sundown, no fucks given

tell us what you were doing faggot

long story short, we tried to hack an electronic road sign. many years ago. don't even remember where it was. i'm just paranoid about everything is all.

sinner

we didnt' even get to change the sign tho so w/e
another quick story before i go to bed
>be me
>16yo
>doing parkour with friends
>badass friend of brother shows up
>shows off to us by climbing on top of school
>old lady calls cops
>we run into woods
>mom happens to be in area
>picks us up
>driving us home
>cop cars patrolling
>mom: "police are really out today!"
>me: "yeah, must be some something going down."
>school has had cameras ever since

>be me, 16 ish but still didn't have my own car yet
>tell my parents I'm gonna stay at a buddy's house on a Friday night after school, we'll call him Guy.
>parents aren't super strict but don't want me going out to parties and getting into trouble so they always wanted to talk to the parents of any friend I would stay over with. get the all clear from Guy's parents and my parents just have me call them from Guy's house so they can see the caller ID and make sure I'm actually there
>10:30pm ish, it's time for Guy and I to roll on over to a party at a friend of ours' house. everyone's gonna be there and we said we'd come too. Both of us bring about an eighth of weed and some rolling papers
>we get a ride from Guy's house to party and see all of our friends there. people drinking, smoking cigarettes, listening to rap, etc
>party gets wild, cops get called, but they're fucking sneaky about it and they try to flank us from both sides of the house (we were in backyard)
>see flashlights coming around the corner before everyone else and know that nobody at the party is walking around with flashlight. start hearing commotion inside.
>Guy and I nope the fuck out of there, sprinting to the back of the property which is adjacent to a huge pasture of a farm.
>"STOP RIGHT THERE! HEY!!"
>Guy and I successfully hop the fence and sprint off into the pasture
>I've never run so hard and so fast in my life. Easily a mile across the pasture into the woods across.
>we can still see the house and the road in front of the house from our new vantage point...there's like 6 cop cars and people are getting arrested
>we can't believe we left our weed there at the party. I'm so fucking upset and we're both high and paranoid that someone will say it was ours since we escaped
>Guy reaches in his pocket and discovers he still had it
>smoke joints and spend the rest of the night in the woods by the edge of that pasture since the cops gave up on us.
>hear about how a bunch of people got busted

Oh thanks user, you've reminded me of a little story...

>be me
>be vulnerability research engineer
>be drunk as fuck walking around with friends at night
>friends also work in the same field as me
>we start to talk about life
>mysteries of the universe.jpg
>see gas station
>friend looks at me funny
>"user, what powers the touchscreen in da gas pumps?"
>"I dunno, probably a small computer"
>all 3 of us instinctively stumble over to the pump
>as we're looking for a usb port a cop pulls up about 4 or 5 pumps away to fill his car
>sees we don't have a car
>yells at us
>oh shit
>we start to run
>fat friend vomits sooooo much vomit
>cop shuts off the pump and doesn't see huge puddle of puke even though the area has dim lights
>slips in vomit
>all muh keks
>we go home to fat friends house and sleep

Post most stories guys. Also include your names and addresses for the lulz

-Not a Cop

me and the bros would go nigger knocken until the police showed up and run.

we would knock on the same door until they called the police

>In cab
>don't have money
>have money inside
>driver doesn't believe me
>leave cab anyways to get money
>sand nigger screaming at me
>he calls cops
>I run down alley
>jump fence and fucking bail
>hide behind random shed
>cops and sand nigger screaming looking for me
>hide there for about an hour
>they leave
>go home, get ready for work

> climbed to a nice hotel roof with couple of friends
> just sitting there chilling and drinking home-made wine
> what's that noise?
> go check
> fuck, cops with a megafone telling us to come down
> I yell 'ok, ok, we'll come down'
> drunked panic ninja mode, jump to a balkony from the ladder, from there on the roof of loading dock and then down to a neighbouring apartment building's back yard.
> walk, don't run
Later I heard that cops circled that block for over an hour. Still thankful that no-one got a good look on our faces. (Not about the fines or anything, people have stumbled on stairs for much less here)

-be me 16 yo in the city
-town had an abondoned asylum pretty big piece of land
-me and couple of buddies go one night
-we were walking around the asylum grounds tagging and Doug stupid shit
-we go into one of the buildings and start fucking shit up more
-we suddenly hear foot steps above us in the building
-we freeze and turn off flashlights it was pitch black
-turns out it's some other faggots that came to fuck around too
-they join our party
-we get bored and we decide to leave
-as we leave we pass walk through an open field near the main road
-as we're walking we suddenly see a super bright light turn on
-oh shit cops
- we start running like hell and split up
-I run to some train tracks
-we lose some of our buddies
-3 of our buddies get caught trying to climb fence
-me and 3 others get away
-crazy night

bump

Did ya get the mushrooms, Pip?

>be me
>rolling in a roll thread
>roll some illegal dubs
>oh shit, it's the cops
>haul ass to Sup Forums
>talk about Far Cry 4
>cops show up but don't recognize me
>I tell them I last saw the man with illegal dubs in a tulpa thread on /x/
>they leave
>mfw ./x/ doesn't do tulpa threads any more

>theplugshouse.jpg
>Getting some cheap weed from a buddy not even a block from my house.
>In his garage
>We smoke a blunt
>Take my weed and dip under the garage
>Walk down the sidewalk with a cop walking to me
>We nod
>I get passed him
>Bro gets arrested later because selling weed
He's also a nigger
>Stole my games

>Be 5 years ago
>My friends were all underage fags
>It's snowing and we were looking to smoke weed
>We sneak out of my parents place
>Go to railroad tracks down the road.
>Pitch black at night, perfect spot
>I forgot to bring a pipe, everyone gives me shit
>Find a beer can on the ground
>Decide to make home-made pipe
>We smoke and all is good
>Suddenly, 2 cop cars pull up
>PANICMODEENGAGE
>Half the group hops a nearby fence
>Rest of us run back to my parents
>I drop my iPod and weed in the snow while running.
>We make it back, safe and stoned.
>Turns out cops were looking for home invaders nearby
>Go back to find my weed in the morning.
>Weed's gone and iPod is busted.
>Started smoking in my room from then on.

I wish Sup Forums actually worked like this.

ITT
>black people achievements

I ounce git girl preggers n then runaway tbh fam xD #yolo

What about times you got caught by the police for shit which wasnt even your fault?


>Me, 4 years ago
>Electronic engineering student, not from the US so i dont know how its called there
>About to take a plane for the first time in my life to visit my parents
>Carry most of my valuable shit since i dont trust my roomie
>Take a fuckton of Arduino, PICs, sensors and shit with me
>Go to the airport
>Being really nervous since its my first time taking a plane and i have no idea what to do at the airport
>They ask for my ID, ticket and shit.
>A girl checks my baggage
>She suddenly stops, then stares at me but doesnt say anything
>Uses her walkie talkie to call a guard
>I, being nervous, ask if theres something wrong

To tl;dr the rest...
>Lost my flight, because they thought i was carrying a bomb, despite the fact i showed them (and they took) my ID
>Police and Military got involved (airports here are guarded by them, i dont know if its like that everywhere)
>They refusedto reschedule my flight for i dont know what reason, so i lost my flight and my money

Fuck them, for real, they should go fuck themselves.

>be in very small town with two apartment complexes, me and my buddies.
>not to far of a walk
>be up all night, blew a 8 ball of coke
>3am, we need more
>call the fuck of course he sleeping so we decide to walk down there.
>about half way there a cop drives by and brakes immediately.
>Ohshitrunnigger.jpg
>book ass behind a old car wash, crawl into wood shipping crate and waited.
>dumbass cop drives 2 circles around with spotlight searching for us. Leaves
>wewlad.png
>sprint over to buddy's house, don't answer door or phone.
>ran home smoked a blunt and passed out.
>mfw couldnt get more

...

so what the fuck happened to the massive civil war replica cannon i call bullshit

>nigger

>be me 18th birthday decide to try to toilet paper whole dead end street
>normally a one way street that loops goes out the same way
>this street has a small hall way into the back of an elementary school for some reason
>enter threw school into the back of the street
>me and like 7 of my friends
>start doing the first 3 houses at the same time get like 20mins in my taps my arm points down the street
>i see head lights coming down the street far to fast for it being this late at night around (130am)
>yell run everyone goes down the back hallway
>for some reason i am faster then everyone else go left instantly to hide behind baseball mound (in a school)
>watching the hallway to see if my frineds make it out first friend stops at entrance of hallway
>i look across the school field to see head lights in the distance
>all other friends are now "schooby dooing" into my friends back from hallway he yells somthign everyone runs back the other way
>i run like shit across field while staying inbetween car and jungle gyms then handball wall
>cops some how dont see me run threw breeze way of school
>stop at entrance of breeze way infront of school cop car goes by down the street super fast
>i dead stop in the shadows of the breeze way
>it drives by me, as soon as it out of range run to my car drive to nearst gas station
>calling all my friends one by one
>mfw none of them answer i go home
>hour later two of my frineds show up at my house tell me everyone was caught other frineds parents spared them pretending to be their parents drop them off
>my face when i was the only person who got away

You didn't run you faggit.

>Be me
>Get paid to shoot up Newtown
>The cops pay me off and blame some poor lanky faggot who lolligagged around the halls the whole time
>Mfw I almost got busted by some fags not in on the plot in the woods

It's funny because it's actually true.

Underrated post

This

I was driving with my earphones in on my way to Taco Bell, cop car spots me coming the other way and takes a full hard U-turn in the middle of the road. I continue driving the 400ft left to Taco Bell (mostly turns) as if i'm oblivious as the cop follows me. I slide into the drive thru and see the cop park at the other end of it to wait for me... so I proceed to order way more food than I ever wanted so it would take longer. By the time I got out the cop had driven away.

>be me, age 15
>with friends smoking hella dank buds at the park at 0200
>car pulls into parking
>we stay heads down
>torch shines over
>"now then now then now then lads, let's be having you"
>shitbricks.vrml
>run from park to adjoining woods, police give chase on foot (only about 100 from where we were)
>into woods, friends run deep
>my inner squire takes hold, scarper up a tree
>freaking the fuck out now, paranoid as hell from the kush.
>police run into woods, under my tree, and after my noisy friends
>stay in tree
>friends caught, warned, all shit confiscated
>police leave
>get down from tree

I still had some weed in my pocket, but other friends had the pipes/bongs so I had no way to smoke. And I was buzzing, I needed to take the edge off, but not even any papers&baccy

1998, what a time.

>just started college
>decided to race a buddy of mine since we worked next to each other
>blew through several stop signs on this long street
>cop waiting in between one of them
>I win the race
>cop throws his siren on, buddy gets the hook
>I book it to the next street, turn into one of the courts, park in some stranger's driveway and shut off my lights
>couple cops buzz by
>10 mins later call buddy and ask what happened
>he just got a warning somehow
>I drive home ever so cautiously