A man is found dead in a cabin in the woods, how did the man die? Ask yes or no questions and I will answer

A man is found dead in a cabin in the woods, how did the man die? Ask yes or no questions and I will answer.

Are you gay

was another human the killer

no

no

he stopped breathing and his heart stopped pumping killing him with death

Was it from natural causes?

>A man is found dead in a cabin in the woods, how did the man die?

plane crash

Gotta do better than that, nigger

Cockpit?

will you die a virgin?

It's a plane cabin. He died in the crash.

no

no

why you gotta ruin the fun?

plane cabin

he suffocated inside OPs shit lined cockpit

winner

Which is more civilized: Africans or Aborigines?

Well, obviously he hanged himself, right?

What kind of cheese isn't yours?

A Man is heading toward a field, he knows he will die when he gets there. What is the situation?

tests have shown that in 100% of cases of dying, death was the cause

He fell from really high up

muh parachute

yes

Anyone is free to post a riddle on here if they'd like. give me your best.

A man is found dead on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police question the wife and staff. The wife said she was asleep, the cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet, and the maid said she was getting the post. The police immediately arrested the murderer.Who was the murderer?

A man is trapped in a stone cell with no windows or doors. The only things in the cell are a spoon, a piece of wood, and a mirror.

How does he escape?

The wife. She wasn't cooking breakfast, so you know she's no good

There is no spoon

>Ahh Sunday
>In my opinion, best day of the week!
>Do you know why Harry?

Funny, but no

The maid.

Look in the mirror and see what he saw

Maid
>no mail on Sunday's

no post on sundays

Correct, but why the maid?

You know the answer

>The only things in the cell are a spoon, a piece of wood, and a mirror.
The man is not in the cell.

he took the saw and cut the mirror in half

two halves make a whole

and he shoved the spoon up his urethra

bump