Alright b, what's the coolest thing you've ever done?

Alright b, what's the coolest thing you've ever done?

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Lost a AA battery up my ass.

Singing live in a rock band doing pink floyd covers

>pink Floyd
>cool

Pick 1

Dipped my balls in liquid nitrogen at a party

I was playing pool once with my friend and I had 3 more balls to hit and my next shot hit all 3 balls (including the 8) into pockets.

please tell me you recorded this

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Yo mama

>singing in floyd cover band
Cool/10

>scientific blue balls
mehbutstillifunny/10

>dope pool trickshots
supercool/10

Some girl did on her phone but it was like 6 years ago so idk where to find it.

Did this a few years ago. So great!
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Got picked on by the biggest asshole and bully in the school. Every single kid was terrified of this fucker. I was sitting alone under a tree at lunch, minding my own business and I guess it was my turn that day. He comes over and starts on me, says he wants my spot on some shit. I stood up, saw red and floored him. One punch. Blood and teeth everywhere. I still don't know how or why I did that, but it was the making of me. I was 13.

so proud of you user, next step is to make the rest of his life misery

I ate food off of women's naked bodies
it sounds sketchy, but it was legitimate
there was even one girl who was peanut allergy friendly

>be me
>last night
>go to bar around corner
>drinking.png
>while outside, I see a guy leave while zipping up a backpack
>think nothing of it
>back at bar
>bartender exclaims someone stole a tip jar
>soundthealarm.gif
>couple of the big guys go outside
>no one's in sight
>damnit
>back at bar
>couple next to me says
>I wounder if he went to ny pizza?
>it's a bar two blocks away
>I say, I wonder if he did, go outside, and get in my car
>drive to ny pizza
>walk in
>walk past dancing guy
>see backpack laying by barstool
>open it

Sure as shit, there was the tip jar, full of singles. And this fucking fool is cutting a rug thinking he pulled off the heist of the century.

So

1/2

2/2


>take tip jar
>walk outside
>but what a piece of shit thing to do, steal tips
>go back inside
>walk past him, still dancing
>tell bartender, hey he just stole this from the bar up the street
>figure that'll do
>go outside
>get back in car
>driving, I see the two big guys from the first bar marching down to the second bar
>I stop
>honk
>reverse back to them
>roll down window
>Hey I got it!
>hold up tip jar
>WHOAH COOL DUDE!
>they get in
>we go back to the bar
>enter as heros

Didn't have to pay for another beer all night.

Both bartenders called the cops, and that dude went to jail. I doubt I will ever be that cool ever again.

*wants my spot OR some shit*

I know what you meant man. Punching people in the face feels good.

that's legitimately cool
my life is boring and safe

kms

Thanks user, that was 32 years ago lol. I gather he moved to Texas and someone I knew back then saw him a few years ago and said he never amounted to anything - he's a total nobody, he's lost his looks (he had that going for him at school), talks a load of shit but isn't up to much. One of those whose personality peaked in high school. Me - I'm doing just fine (although I do visit Sup Forums so maybe not :-))

Woke up on a beach bungalow in bali with two naked chicks in my bed too bad i was so wasted the night before i don't remember.

Wrote a pop song, but never published it

bumping with cool shit

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Well I'm recording an album of music that I'm 100% proud of with my best friends so that's amazing.

I also camped in the white desert in Egypt for a night which was the most unique thing I've done.

Keep writing music man!

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Music is cool, keep it up boys.

Goals.

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I shit off the side of the Great Wall of China.

I just be myself, and the coolness cums

I saved my fathers life right now and thats why im awake

I learned that I was psychic and my friend was a seer

Has turned out pretty well so far

That does look too awesome.

I made a brief appearance on a TV talent show and I wasn't a complete retard. I was 16 and the channel bought me plane tickets 4 me and my mom. The coolest thing was invite her with my own talent

The stories posted here are artistic works of fiction.

I don't think I have heard this one here before: I allowed my daughter to pose for artistic nude photographs.

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If Brooke Shield's photos passed the Supreme Court, hers will too.

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kay, bran. go back to sleep, i told u not to limp to the treecomputer when im gone

Guy told me he would shove his sk8bord up my ass
i snuck up behind him with a wrench in each hand

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You're not my dad!

Shit in own mouth

I once got dubs.

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Checked

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flew to a different state to meet up with a 16 year old girl. it could have been a trap, and i could have ended up on tv, but it was legit.

she and i lived together for almost 2 years until she grew up and dumped me.

Toured a few different countries with my band and released a couple albums.

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high quality