Why do I look like a middle aged man? I'm 27

Why do I look like a middle aged man? I'm 27

No way in fuck you're 27

igor/10

I am 27 heres a picture of me dancing with a woman of my age

jesus fucking christ op, sucks to be you

shave your head and you might look better. if not perhaps drink bleach?

This is a better look?

Work out and lose weight and you'll be perfect

Because your parents are siblings.

looks a lot better than the first pic. you still look like an autist working in IT for a failing company though
anyone can look decent if they shave their head and lift a little. work on your confidence, you can tell straight away if someone isn't confident. It makes all the difference.

I have upmost confidnce

confidence is more attractive than physical appearance

roll with it and the ladies will come

Holy fuck, can you be even cringier?
Do you watch MLP or something?

>upmost
>up

it's utmost you fucking retard.

If you had any confidence at all, you wouldn't be posting yourself on Sup Forums. That is, if pic is even you. If it is you, do yourself a favor and dont lie to yourself

Lol

This can't be forreal right...?

> dancing with a woman of my age
she's litteraly walking away with another man

Mexican Ricky Gervais?

LMAO, I'm officially dead now.

>get rid of that hideous after-holocaust-Treblinka-prisoner t-shirt
>get some beard on that egghead
>don't make face expression like your mother was just murdered and there's nobody to make you tendies

It's bait you fucking spastic.

this guy is going out of his way to be mean to a stranger on the internet, is his life so bad that he must resort to such a dastardly deed in order to artificially inflate his self-worth?

so how did this dude piss you off op?

your confidence may be upmost but your hair and dignity is most down

Welcome to Sup Forums faggot

fuck man, 74 to the power of three? You are a piece of shit bro, a nice astheatically pleasing number sequence like that wasted on a retarded post like this.

This must be b8, right? RIGHT?!

Gee buddy, I shore hope so

itt we wait for

oh yeah?

I bet your mother was a really nice person and raised you with upmost care and respect for your wellbeing!

see how it feels? take that insult to the bank, my checks are guaranteed not to bounce

reddit is down the hall, to the right, m8

>implying there is still any quality content on b
>implying 2/3 of the threads on Sup Forums aren't b8

Bruh, we be waitin' a while for dat shit

Aids

I like you. You remind me a bit of myself when I was a young lad.
>Leave Sup Forums before it ruins you as it did to me
>Run, as fast as you can, as far away as you can

You sound very religious, if you were spoutin' off shit like 65+5=11 id chime in as well.

Op is one ugly looking fucker, isn't he?

I am not retarded I just have a dent that slows me down

Brush your teeth, do your hair, dress with style. you'll look successful, you'll look good.

And stop the Sup Forums cringe.

This is from when I was cliff diving in New Orleans

if you didnt have pedo hair and would go to a fucking dentist youd go from a 2 to a 7 or so, probably.

you have the mouth of sauron

I look good in a cowboy hat yeehaw

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Kek

YOUR DIET IS LIKE SHIT. I CAN TELL FROM YOUR FAT BLOATED FACE.

You should really jump off a cliff though dude. Not for fun, but for reals.

I'm still happy even though you all are so negative. I am good looking

NO , YOU LOOK LIKE A MORE DEVELOPED WHITE BEETLEJUICE

You look so hot, boutta bust a nut on that photo fam!

99% Alexander Marcus

I look like gg allin

Why do you look like you have a 14 inch dick in your ass?

He looks more like Bad boy Bubby

your positive attitude will lead to a successful and fulfilling life

Coll thumbnail faggot

You look like Donny devote and Steve buschemi had a love child

>donny devote
>this guy even remotely look like
>r u serious??????

This would be funny if you weren't such a retard

THE MOUTH OF SAURON!!!

OP, you're quite attractive in a sophisticated way. If you camped out in a coffee shop and fakes a british accent you could get any girl that walks in.

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You see, I thought he was British, based purely on his grotesque appearance, but like, I also thought he would probably be a pretty cool dude.
Is that racist?

i wrote sage in options since this fred is shit.

please do the same

>sage

Thread is dead, just like Zed.

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maybe you'll die at 54.

finale