How do we become richfags?

how do we become richfags?
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step one, fuck bitches
step two, get money

1. Suck dick
2. Get money
3. ???
4. Profit

Mine btc on your phone

Write books on how to get rich

How the fuck do you do that?

Step 1
Be born into money.

Step 2
Profit.

Alternatively,
Step 1
Be born into family that drills work ethic into you, and grinds the need for a stem related degree into your head, and then forces you to go to university whether you like it or not.

Step 2
Complete degree.

Step 3
Live like a popper for some time, until your student loans are paid off.

Step 4
Profit.

Invent the internet

suck truckstop dick

>be ambitious
>play the numbers
>realize there is no secret
Its really not that hard

successfully rob a bank

repeat

>get money
>profit

Same shit fuckface you're doing it wrong

Have sex with mannequin heads

>Work hard
>save money
>start business

If you can't come up with a good business idea on your own then you don't deserve to be rich. Contractor fag reporting in.

>work 60-80 hours weeks between march and october
>travel between November and March

Stream an hero live, get many ads on page, profit posthumously

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Anyone can be rich, millions already are. find a way to be notable for some reason. be remembered for the rest of time.

1. Do gay porn
2. Get fucked until you can't hold a shit inside your asshole
3. Keep getting fucked like the little cumbucket you are
4. ???
5. Profit

create something stupid but genius that most people will buy. invest in buttplugs.

but user, how do I acquire money while staying under the radar?

How about a strobing buttplug?

...

how about a strobing buttplug that can update your facebook automatically while you're using it? Make it bluetooth enabled and wirelessly charging

We immigrate from Cuba and get in the coke game.

See

Add vibrators and we might be onto something

Whenever people talk about getting rich someone always brings up drugs. we can all sell that yayo

self driving and autonomous vibrations. Thankfully we'll just have to make an iPhone app

Do you think we could fit a speaker in there? With aux and Bluetooth of course

Tortilla chip warmer

we could, but we'll make more money if we sell it as accessory wireless suppository

You were born as an unit. You are supposed to work and pay bills. We have a system that gives an illusion that you can get out of it. But only a few lucky ones can do that. So, you are most likely to remain just a number. Someone the ruling class can take advantage of.

get a job that's not a job, i.e. something you love to do. make a profit from your hobby and you've beaten the game of capitalism

>stem meme

True. What color should it be? I'm thinking either clear or some vibrant neon

blackmarket uranium

Make a company no matter what kind it coul be lands keepers or somethings hire 2 or 3 mexifags
Pay the less than the minimum wedge and seat to see how money
Fall from the sky

we should make it clear with an Ultra-Violet light so we can market it to the tanning crowd. The "rectal tanning" trend is bound to take off on the west cost and many parts of new england. You can control the length of the tanning session through an accessory iPhone that has to be used with the butt plug. If the butt plug and suppository aren't connect via bluetooth then it wont work.

Money is just the means to get wealth. If we could only see things for how they were, we would know we're rich already

That's brilliant! We need to get to work!

where's our resident photoshop guy to draw a mock-up of this evolving butt-plug invention?

>popper

...

...

pans with removable handles so we can throw them in the dishwasher and save space.
Sell that shit on QVC and call it Pandles

you're such a fucking new fag gtfo my Sup Forums and never return god dammit you're lucky i don't fucking hack your router and ddos your mom you piece of shit

it's fried chicken leg shaped?
this must be the model we'll sell at the Dollar General / Family Dollars stores in black neihborhoods

Then don't pay the bills you fuck. Get out and live in the wilderness.

no, that one is the "ham on the bone" model in the signature series

If youre in murrica id suggest getting a license and growing commercial quantites of weed. Just read an article where a dude went from trailerpark to 3 million profits in a year. Weed is the new gold rush. Make products people desire and take it to bumfuck towns. Write ebooks, write scripts, never settle, always read and continue expanding your knowledge, learn a trade, get land, read motivational shit. Rich dad poor dad..you need to be willing to sacrifice in order to gain

Step 1. Get Piano lessons.
Step 2. Teach Piano to people with a 1 week buffer between your lesssons
Step 3. ?????
Step 4. Profit

we can try to find a way to have it paid for in black communities through government assistance

This right here.

The only actual good advice on Sup Forums
Srsly.

good once marge

just let the white workers earn $ and buy it
then the niggers will cry inequality
go'mint will step in and steal it for the blacks
they'd call it O'bum'er-care cuz black men can't afford prostate health vibrator buttplug that smells like fried chicken and runs on solar cuz liberal EPA

I restore classic cars on the side. Make bank when I find a sweet project.

Buy late sixties mustang for 2500(no it doesn't run) put 5000 in parts, sell for 25000. Yea I do all the work myself and it can take it from nothing to perfect in 3 months tops.

Study Pimpology

You see, from a pimps perspective, there is only one game. You are either the worker, or the workie. If you ain't the boss, then somebody is moving you.

I'm not talking about prostitution. I'm talking about a mentality. take this scene from the movie entitled The Social Network:

>youtube.com/watch?v=uxKmDWDUZ5A

Every guy participating in that contest are just like whores on a street shaking their ass to get the attention of a pimp. In this case, the pimp is Mark Zuckerberg. Now bare in mind that at this particular time, Mark Zuckerberg was poor. He didn't have any money. And yet there was a group of very talented people competing with each other to gain his approval.

That's pimpology. It's the art of getting inside the head of other people and motivating them to work for you.

dont bother. practicaly asking for ur phone to break.

/thread

become a engineer and invent stupid shit that is bound to trend. for example hoverboards or segway things

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too bad everyone and their mom has the same idea. good luck being successful in the weed industry. youre already like 5 years behind the people who got in early.

damn. this is spot on.

You're probably a young guy and I can tell you havent had a lot of life experience before (especially in the workplace).

Anyone that is of any intelligence & integrity (i.e. exactly the people you want to hang around) will not be tricked into following you or doing work for you.

Unless there is something in it for them and that wont make you much of a 'pimp' as you say.

Leaders are followed because they command respect and they inspire, motivate and share a collective vision towards something better.
I doubt you could get anyone to work for you because nobody would respect you.

I'm 41, I'm a high school drop out and I own 2 restaurants and 3 bars.

My LLC makes 7 figures annually after taxes.

Sure you are buddy.
And I'm an astronaut playboy billionaire.

Also:
>thanks for confirming everything i said

Read up on Success... Earl Nightingale, that name alone will help you make millions

Meme market, rare pepes

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Unless you're following up with a timestamp of you in that bar, that's just a random link that's worth nothing.

I think you should just fuck oof mate.
And take your 'pimpology' bullshit with you.
You sound about as bad as all those cringey pick up artists. But I bet you probably think that's the bees knees too.

>invent something
>add bluetooth

You seem upset. Perhaps user is getting under your skin a little.

Sell all your pizza

You sound like a woman.

Look around you for a problem that needs solving. Solve it. The ones that make people billionaires tend to be the ones that are right under people's noses.

I see you, Will.

Ahah sounds like user is getting called out on his bullshit.
Loving it.

If anyone honestly thinks what he said works in the real world, I cant wait for you to try it out. Apparently the only requirement to be the boss is to think you're a boss.

Keep it coming boys.

Yeah like that fucking piece of plastic on the bread bag

1. Live calm
2. Dont spend all your money
3. Work
& repeat

1. Invest
2. Create
3. Work
&repeat

I see you scott

rule one. don't do anything for free

You know he isn't the only one who thinks that way, right?

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Email 500,000 people and say that you can predict stock markets

Tell half its going up and the other its going down

The ones that you got wrong will leave

Repeat

After 10 weeks you have roughly 480 people who think you can predict stocks

Get them all to invest 10 dollars
Take the 4.8K and repeat

How do you get past their email providers spam filters?

>popper
Looks like someone didn't even finish grade school.

It's "pauper" you illiterate retard.

Sorry m8 its just an idea, there is no way of it really working

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This is backwards though

Getting advice/ideas from some hollywood movie (first link) and a rapper using a pimps and hoes analogy for the music business (second link) is real smart.

And it's funny the user ITT is just parroting shit, he didnt even make it up himself.
Talking about success when he has about 0 originality / creativity.

I'm out.

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You cunts really wanna know how to get dough?

I could tell ya, or...I could do a 100$ giveaway for steam.

First dub to say which gets it given to him.
>money method requires shit tons of patience, and could possible earn you 100$ day from doing nothing.

Print money duh

Don't spend your money, learn to invest. The earlier you start the better, poor people think it's too risky but you have to learn to manage risk

Don't spend your money, learn to invest. The earlier you start the better, poor people think it's too risky but you have to learn to manage risk.

How does it work?

>butt blasted feminist detected.

get

Nigger alive there?
Where's my money bitch?

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