What would you do with a million dollars?

What would you do with a million dollars?

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buy Sup Forums and shut it down forever
be free

House
Range Rover
Holladay
Get Fat

Buy a $250K house outright.
Buy a 1978 Corvette and a 2017 Corvette
Invest the rest

Pay my debts
House
Buy a nice car
Pay debts from close family members
Travel
Keep the rest for my time as a grandpa

here in germany ?
let me think
>but as much land as i can with 1m dollaris.
>try to have as much woods on it as possible.
>get even more rich, because wood is a fucking moneymachine over here.

now you murricans know how to get rich in fagermany, because wo do not have a country called canada nearby that is purly MADE of freaking trees and NOTHING ELSE.

Payoff parents mortgage and sell the house and move them somewhere they can live out their retirement comfortably

Being the 2nd largest nation while having the 38th largest population has its advantages.

$1,000,000 = £680,000

I'd buy a house, a few nice computers and an office. The rest would go towards paying debts off for my family and paying off a promise to my father that he never saw me keep.

>Be me, be in Australia
> Housing market massively overpriced
> Buy average 3x2 home near beach
> Maybe have enough left over for fifty thou car

>fml for being Ausfag

Hire an accountant.

Continue renting my shitty apartment
pay off the car I currently have
continue working the job I have now
tell fucking nobody

Invest in what?

>australia
>everything overpriced

2 girls at the same time

This guy gets it

so you are canadian ?
is it true that i could make a lot money over at your country if i were an engineer ?

smart guy

>stevevansinpajamasgetsit.jpg

u'd hav 2 fite m00t 4 it

Pay off my loans, buy a house, a car, a boat and have about 300k left. Then I'd continue being a lazy stoner who rarely goes out, and I wouldnt have to work full time.

Hookers and cocaine

I'll figure that out when I get the money

Nope, murrican, but i work in printing, so I know a bit about paper (yes, all of ours comes from Canada).

Pay debt (barely any)
Buy a house
Pay off my son's mom's house
Pay off her debts (not much of any)
College fund for son
New car (nothing crazy, just something new to replace my current one)
Buy a few toys for myself (new guitar, consoles etc)
Secure the rest in whatever would see growth and set me up for later in life.

> buy a big land
> live life there like a real hippie

But as for a good investment. We have a registry of motor vehicles in town in a building that's pretty empty. A cafe in the empty storefront across the hall from the RMV simply cannot fail.

kekd a little to the fact that all your paper comes from canada.
>so you allready ruined all your woods and nature ?
>sry Sup Forumsro but you asked for bad murrica jokes !

so can you answer my former question ? or not really know it ?

Nah, we have mills and whatnot. It's just cheaper due to the whole dynamic of supply and demand. They have the best supply, we have the demand.

Ohh and no, I can't help you with that question, but being an engineer is general;ly successful no matter where you are.

invest in a small gaming company and acquire more cirrency to

Buy a case of beer, a pack of smokes, an ounce of weed, and set the rest on fire.

Buy my mom a house.

Pay my sister'a way through college.

Invest the rest in an attempt to start turning a profit to live off of and support my family

that explains it.
ye ikr, not it was just related to the fact that someone told me that you can get over like 30€/h in canada for just driving 100 miles to the next 2 houses *big* city in the mountains and fix a fucking toilet.

I like you mister 619

Pay you to stfu

start a family

This is by far the gayest answer that could be given

I don't need that money, and nobody else needs that money. I'll just enjoy it for a few hours and then torch the fucker.

>dump it in savings
>compound interest
>finish college
>live off of the interest in the meantime
>get a job, maybe
>leave any job that sucks because I can
>study investment in my spare time
>give it a shot if I think it's worth it
>all the time in the world to fuck around
>not missing out on much, my ideal vacation involves being someplace beautiful with a laptop, decent connection, and a few cold beers
>maybe support people developing porn games on Patreon
>some of that shit is actually pretty fun/entertaining
>do nothing constructive, ever

...

-buy a swimmingpool for children
-take the money in one dollar notes fill the pool -swimm in it
-take a foto of it with user mask
-post it on Sup Forums
-change about 100k of it in other currency on daily or week base make mone from the charge between the currency for living ...the rest of it for normal house view sex-slaves ... a normal /b life

You could buy a better mom and sister who will actually have sex with you with that money

why, what would you do with the money?

fucking kektic my dude

i would retire young and not work one single day in my life

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Get a vasectomy

Jesus Christ. Breeders are going to drive Thinkers into extinction.

>Earn enough to feed myself and my wife with a decent amount left over
>Time for another kid
>Can barely feed everyone, making rent is a nightmare
>What's this welfare thing?
>Oh, hey, we can afford another kid!
>Goddamn it, why is life so difficult?!

Don't listen to this faggot. You go on and do that and assure you have grandkids to make fun of and read storie to when you'll be old.

>Get million
>Buy million dollars of skins
>All or nothing on csgowild
>Doubles

Check em

Open up a meme factory in China run by Albanian transsexual midget prostitutes to churn out rare pepes and gondolas all day and night.

Spend half of it on drugs and thhe other half on more important matters, such as prostitutes and alcohol.

Truck
New guitar
Beer

Trips

nice. Checked bro

Nice, very impressive.

Id burn it dollar by dollar on livestream

i'd trade it for a million euros, then sell them back to US dollars for profit

repeat until i have a billion dollars

Omfg ahahha i have never ever had even doubles, and when i call em... its trips.. im not betting anymore :(

charging people the privilage to watch

humanity would not exist without breeding

some people start a family without worrying about money, they got skillz and those skillz pay the billz

Start a business.

That's what I tell myself. Most likely what would happen is I quit my job, buy the fastest car I can afford, drink myself into oblivion and kill myself in a car accident.

>Buy a brick of coke
>Snort a bit for 'quality control'
>Sell most of the rest
>Develop addiction
>Repeat

Fuck man, that is probably the next best thing you could do

buy lots of hats in tf2. probably buy microwave taquitos and mozzarella sticks

Buy 1 million dollars worth of in game money for GTA:Online. Destroy every cunt

I can finaly affort the medicines i need for my auto imume disease i have itch all day everyday costs 10000 a month

I'd go buy my momma a house.
Go buy my whole family houses.
Put the money in my savings account.
Go spend some money for no reason.
Come back and ask for more

I would buy Greece

>literally all the same shit Im doing now but slightly less Jewey with my money when eating out or some shit
>maybe move out of my shitty shit apartment into a slightly less shitty apartment
>have a slightly easier time fucking bitches
>start my podcast

set it on fire for the lulz

A million dollars ain't shit. What am I supposed to do with a million, safe all the starving Africans? Build a homeless shelter? Buy a container ship?

Can't even fuel my fucking Gulfstream G650 ...

I'd literally wipe my ass with it.

At 4 dollars per shit (12 for extra greasy ones) I'd have a 350-year supply.

Faggot

go to Arby's

Due to the frightening possibility of Trump as president, I'd probably move to Canada. Buy a house and a car, a new pc gaming set up. Save rest.

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

but what would you spend all that leftover money on?

Use it to buy two million dollars

Two chicks at the same time man

I would have sex with the one million dollars.

Tell no one. Pay off debts, put part in (hopefully) high yield savings account, invest part, live life as I was before (job, okay car, apartment), but without ever worrying about money. Be generous to friends, family, and charity.

I would buy the Philadelphia 76ers

Get a life.

burn it

As in the same way that you would burn a compact disc, thus increasing your money two-fold?

I got one.. Invest it like I do

I don't know, but I hate you

>Bank account
>Best interest rates
>around 3.5k/month
>Work part-time for a year or two
>Rent small apartment
>Walk/Trolley to work
>Save
>Spend on small property
>Solar panels
>Live NEET securely

Buy a house outright.
Buy a 1993 Mazda RX-7 and restore it.
Buy a decent computer.
Put half in a roth IRA.
Invest.

invest, set up uni fund, buy penthouse, porsche and live comfy, luxurious life

fuck ur mum 2 million times

Go out of my country and start a new life with a different name.

>this guy
>getting it

take her out to McY Deez Fill her up with STDs and Moonman that ho in the backseat of my motorcar!

at most banks you wont even be able to earn 3.5k a year. average interest rates are at .06% right now

- Hire accountant.
- Tell NOBODY ELSE, and not give any money to anyone else either.
- Pay depts.
- Buy a cheap apartment.
- Import a Toyota Supra MK3. Stock, used but well-kept, nothing fancy or expensive.
- Buy two houses to use as assets, renting them out for pocket money.
- Hire an artist to help with a pitch + proof of concept:
-- If the pitch fails, buy a coffee shop.
-- If it succeeds, that's a 4 year gig.
- Invest the remaining money in a vending machine chain.

Pay off my car, buy house. Spend the rest on stupid shit and keep working

user you don't need to buy online credit for GTA 5, there's literally an undetected hack you can use that spawns bags of cash while you're inside your apartment.

Source: I have 15 million credit in that game from some guy doing it in his apartment with a group of players.

None of us have been banned, not even the guy using the hack.

A million dollars, that's a lotta money

Go to the bank get 500000 2$ bills and make it rain slaves

>tell nobody else
>buys shit ton of stuff
>suddenly owner of a business

Why wouldnt you tell anybody?