Should the English just give up sports? Should they just stick to things they're good at like Comedy shows and food?

Should the English just give up sports? Should they just stick to things they're good at like Comedy shows and food?

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>food
what exactly do you think english food is?
because it's shit

Good one op

England isn't good at anything

Unlike dutch food.
>Frikandel
>Bamibal
>Satékroket
>Kroket

england is pretty good at BTFOing amerifats militarily and burning down their white houses

>Yawn

good one my arkadaş

you've just listed four great foods lad
also
>poffertjes
>boerenkool met spek

>American """"""""""banter""""""""""

>english
>good at comedy

I know, I wasn't being sarcastic, though I don't really care for boerenkool or zuurkool, but rode kool is great.

they obviously aren't very good at it or america wouldn't exist

>implying we won't top our group

>Best in the world at tennis (Davis Cup)
>Best in the world at boxing (Tyson Fury)
>Best in the world at F1 (Lewis Hamilton)
>Best in Europe in rugby (Six Nations)
>Won the Masters Golf Tournament (Danny Willett)
>Best in the Euro qualifiers (won all 10 games)
>Best in the world at cycling (Chris Froome won the Tour de France)

Maybe you guys should stop being so jealous

>froome
>english

>Arrow War
>UK asks USA for help
>Boxer Rebellion
>UK asks USA for help
>WW1
>UK asks USA for help
>Intervention of Russia Civil War
>UK asks USA for help
>WW2
>UK asks USA for help
>Greek Civil War
>UK asks USA for help
>Korean War
>UK asks USA for help
>Lebanon Intrution
>UK ask USA for help
>Gulf War
>UK asks USA for help
>Kosovo
>UK asks USA for help
>ISIS coalition
>UK asks USA for help

Learn your history m8

Shut up you dutch cunt, what do you eat? Tulips seasoned with weed?

Darts World Cup
Every Golf Major
Rugby World Cup
Football World Cup
Cricket World Cup (T20)
Every Tennis Grand Slam
The Tour de France
Snooker World Cup
Ryder Cup Winners
The Commonwealth Games
Boxing World Champions (Every weight)
UFC TUF World Championship
The Olympic Games
Davis Cup Winners
Moto GP World Championship
Baseball World Cup
Indy Car World Championship
Squash World Champions
Formula One World Championship
Had 6 Different Clubs To Win The European Cup
Had 3 players to win the super bowl
Ice Hockey World Cup
Taekwondo World Champions
Judo World Champions
Touring Car World Champions
World Rally Champions
World Table Tennis Champions

Also we have the most boxing champions in the world at the moment and plus we're pretty fucking good at the olympics finishing 3rd/4th in the previous 2

>join both world wars in the last second
>HURR DURR UK BEGGED FOR OUR HELP!!!

Amerifat education, everyone.

Found the beaners.

You have to go back.

>1812
>Britain invades the usa and burns it's capital to the ground

dutch food being shit does not stop english food at being shit

>Never had tikka masala

Even though its technically Scottish

shit tier b8 m8,

The only think Turkey has ever been good at is stagnating western civilization. Everywhere your filthy Ottoman ancestors left a footprint in Europe is severely regressed for western civilization.

Good job turning the Balkans in to a shithole.

how about you stop selling our weapons to ISIS before you talk shit, Mohammad.

>Greek "food"
>Fatty lamb which gives people the shits

Please Stavros.

World Bowl Champions

youtube.com/watch?v=fvjcwsBF5lg

>Good job turning the Balkans in to a shithole.
>implying balkans weren't a shithole even before we came there and even 200 years after we left

As I said, Amerifat """education"""" really shining bright ITT

I'm just waiting for the inevitable amerifat post saying that they didn't lose the Vietnam war

>he's never had a full english

I just feel sorry for you to be honest Mr. Popoupopoulos

god tier m80

>England
>Shit food

Nobody in this thread has a fucking clue.

chicken pasty
>god tier

can't wait to have a chippy later

chips, gravy, sausage and a steak and kidney pudding will do me fine

Why have we never won the field hockey world cup?

I'm more of a steak slice man myself

>all these mad britcucks
It's just a little bit of banter

At least we use real meat in our cooking.

>chicken
>steak

Not glorious sausage and bean melt

Yeah, I'm sure our good buddy Stalin would have been very sympathetic to the plight of the worn-torn Western powers, and not encroached any further in to Europe without big bad America having demonstrated the ability to erradicate an entire civilization within a matter of seconds.

>reply to shit tier american "banter"
>heheh u mad

Why are Americans so awful?

>in europe men play field hockey

>implying stalin's USSR wasn't war-torn either
>implying anyone needed your help except for some money

someone had to move in and state facts, otherwise Sup Forums would officially become the wymen board as opposed to Sup Forums

calm down m8 just taking to piss. We don't want another Lille here.

Sausage and bean melt is shit, steak and chicken are god tear Greggs choices

>caring about facts
>on Sup Forums
LEL LOST

where the fuck did the bad food meme come from

>Should they just stick to things they're good at like Comedy shows

Our comedy is shocking at the minute.
American comedy has surpassed us in terms of giving experimental or alternative comedy an outlet on TV. Look at our shows: terrible panel shows and awful family sitcoms.

Because it's true. British food is notoriously shit tier.

NATO versus the Warsaw Pact, our operations were commandeered by the CIA. there is very little unclassified information about it but there might have been a Soviet invasion of europe if not for NATO and the CIA.

You can literally get a deliveroo from France,

why would we need good food when France is next-door

>english
>food

Not war-torn enough that they couldn't have easily continued marching west in to all of Europe after effectively pushing back the Germans all the way back to their country.

>British food
>Shit

Wot.

american food is fructose pumped shit, the world in the world
>american saying anything about food

You forgot your absolute GOAT
BITTERBALLEN

wew lad

this requires absolutely no technique in cuisine. Litterally babby's first meal

I love it when these third world nations pop out of the woodwork to complain about British food

Mmm I love the taste food gets when it's had bugs and flies all over it standing out in the open for 4 weeks

It's so fresh!

That's kind of the point mate. It's the perfect hangover cure.

>They don't like fish and chips

Your autism is showing lads.

american food is shellfish, traditionally. there's great fishing in the northeast. over time it morphed into the southwest grill mexicana shit you see today.

muh bbq
muh tex-mex
muh high fructose corn syrup
muh junk food culture

How does it feel knowing Italy do better food than you?

I don't deny that, tested & approved
But it's not anything to be proud of, not something to showcase your skills or the quality of British food as a whole

This is right. Our comedies from the 70s-00s are top tier, but we haven't produced anything good in about a decade.

Italian food is awesome.
Preaching to the choir here

>yfw Greggs is haute cuisines in australia

There almost certainly would have been considering the Societs devoured every country in their wake until they met with the allied forces that had been pushing the other way.

If the USSR didn't have the ambition of taking all of Europe, they would have released the Baltic states that resented the Soviet occupation as free nations again.

What exactly is Australian cuisine

Shrimps on the barbie cobba!

kangaroo cock

Italy do better food than pretty much everyone desu

British cuisine itself is about hearty, filling food that is relatively easy to make. Focused on local produce, and none of that "fannying about". Stuff that the family gathers together to eat. Big roasts, casseroles, pastries and nice cuts of meat with local vegetables.

We just have a different culture, sure French cuisine may be more sophisticated and have a richer history, but our food serves a different purpose.

No one here is claiming that fish and chips is like a souffle or rare filet mignon or something, it's just nice, traditional, filling food.

A meat pie with tomato sauce on.

>english
>food
>not literal dogshit

Went to London once and tried to eat something, immediately regretted it and went for fastfoods the whole time.

Maybe we're just not used to eat bad food, I don't know.

what did you eat mario?

Your moms pussy lmao

You were in literally one of the best cities in the world in terms of food, and you couldn't find anything nice? that's on you mate. Did you go to Spoons or something?

rekt

Absolutely BTFO.

blimey

Could've been a great reply without the faggy lmao

the inbetweeners?

how about you stop giving isis weapons

>he doesn't recognize a sarcastic lamo when he sees one

Alex pls, stop being a fag.

>English
>Good food

first kek in a week

Engurstan BTFO

he's obviously a retard

I had a better breakfast in spoon's the other day than I've ever had in France. Plus it was about a fifth of the price.

>ITT: England getting BTFO by Italy and France about food

Best thread.

we don't give ISIS weapons, we sell surplus to allied Mid-eastern countries and then they turn around and sell them to Taliban and other insurgencies. and in Iraq, we give them free weapons and vehicles to defend themselves, but somehow they keep finding their way into Taliban hands.

>amerifats
>>>k

>food

DEL BOY STEW

Don't forget the best in the world at MMA also. Michael Bisping.

Calm down Yusef or I won't ship you any more goats.

>muh cheese
>muh tomatoes

Indian food is better, as is Mexican and Chinese.

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