/nzg/ - The New Zealand General!

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General!

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Why are IDs even gone?

Nice trips kiwi

But can trips save this thread from the Mondays?

me and my girlfriend are trying to find some kush. help us out

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>Checked
>Christchurch

Evening fam

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ew lol,
kill that fugz bitch.

le new zealand meme

youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4

Good evening cuntstable

le kill yourself

Fuck off Sam

Dunedin reporting, nice flooding around town, fucked with my cars brakes pretty well.

Yeah sam. fuck off

Just use the anchor bro.

Auckland checking in.
It's actually cold here for once (to our standards)

fuck you. i need weed

cause no one gives a fuck faggot
rotorua repoting in

where are you man?

dunedin my bro. i have weelz

Useless, get a boat.

You'll need a boat tonight, mate

sorry my man i'm in
you guys ever need a hookup in vegas tho hmu i'm usually on nzg

anyone in upper hutt? i gots

what up niggaz? waiting for some weed to get dropped off

Chch here. Blazed, got a cold.

>not using da buckies

you a chop man>?

fucking oath.

fuck havent had them since i was in chch last

Nah man fuck chop that shits bad for you.
I get mad headspins off nic too

yeah butha one hitter quitters

Bro buckies are fun. I dabble sometimes.

im trying to ease of it. u must not smoke ciggys then

so down to make one ae mite have too.

yeah man

chop is the way

Dunners reporting, bruh
Is a bit chilly out, innit

makes that shit last longer my nigga

woa, I've only heard of this pepe in ancient meme tablets

you weed fags are actual cancer. get a life

oh fuck up u boring cunt

trick is to buy the superlong ciggies for chop

you pot head cunts contribute nothing to society. it's sad really. enjoy wasting away on stoned off your tits on your moms couch

Yeanahnahnahnahnahyeanahnahnahnah

So what do you cunts drink during the winter? Or is your beer just colder?

any of you faggots going to flume

It's not even below zero yet, you soft bastard

Haha I have my own flat with mates and I work. Its just a drug, there will be people who abuse it and people who can manage it.

I don't smoke weed, but how does smoking weed make one cancerous? Known fact that both Obama and Bill Gates smoked weed

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Haha maybe a little. Cold enough though, you reckon?

>Applying for work since October.
>No responses whole time
>Suddenly 2 responses within 2 business days.

Is someone intentionally fucking with me or what?

is that the bitch from geordie shore?

All deadbeats smoke weed, but that doesn't mean all weed smokers are deadbeats.
That distinction seems to be forgotten though

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go to bed james

now its our turn for summer you fucking faggot. this is for all the shit we had to put up with, nigger

Yeah, it's cold enough. Keeps me awake, it's good.

because studies show that 96% of pot head fags are dead beat bottom dwellers

Boring cunt.
You must be fun at the few parties, if any, you go to

you mad that i don't have to be under the influences of substances in order to talk to a real life girl?
cry moar fgt

>Christchurch

All this rain, I just want to clean my car

Kek, I couldn't give a scrap of a shit about chicks fam :^)

I just like to have fun, ain't nothing wrong with fun. Unless you want to argue that as well

Rain is cleaning it for you, g.
But seriously, I don't even bother cleaning the outside of mine during winter. Doesn't last five minutes.

Thinking about visiting new zealand.

So a brothel is called a wool shed I take it?

Your jokes are so out of date m8.
Fuck.

I bet you still watch Seinfeld.

nah dog fuck off cunt we dont want you here, if i ever see you on the street i will rock your dome

Te puke reporting, kiwi kiwikiwi kiwi...
Scored an ounce of bomb ass skunk today, stinks so good.

Just came across this today, all 5 Seasons of BroTown are on 3NOW

tv3.co.nz/Shows/brotown.aspx

I ain't clicking that shit nigga.

>aint clicking that shit nigga
wtf fam, it's the tv3 website lmao

I fucking told you I ain't clicking that shit.
nigga confirmed.

it's raining, it's cold.
I have no real life waifu to cuddle in bed with and jab my boner into her back until she gives in and gives me a handy before sleep time.

None of us do, if that's any consolation

why don't you have one?

Why don't you?

Here from Christchurch. Can we get a NZ nudes thread

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DON'T FUCKING AVOID MY QUESTION YOU FUCK SACK!

FUCKING DEFENSIVE MAGGOT CUNT!

I DON'T HAVE ONE BECAUSE I AM A SPERGLORD.

yeah man

you really dating this fatty? well I guess she's in your league since you kinda look like a hairy nerd~

You're both fixable though for sure

My apologies.
I am also a sperglord. Not interacting with people is just easier.

dont you have school tomorrow?

i will literally cuck you

>rock your dome

It's bedtime m8

My spirit animal.

nah bro i got weltec and assignment due in to hours and im so chonged right now haha

get off my land dog

Quick question: Would harassing the bees in the Beehive with a quadcopter be illegal?

I really really really like the fern flag

they would just arrest you anyway.
if they can't think of anything to charge you with they will let you go.
or they will fuck you up and you'll have to go to court and it will sap you dry of any possible monetary gains you had.

Alright, note taken.
Will figure out how to remotely remote control a quadcopter.

don't be a bitch.
go and protest on their doorstep like a real New Zealander.
You'll make it on the news and be famous.

Ausfag here.

Kiwis generally suck, but maoris are based.

il fuck your dog cunt

But why though? Don't you have enough sheep already?

Wouldn't a quadcopter be more noteable?

will anyone pay me to shit in a diaper and send it to them

$50 per 2 grams of fecal matter